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The UK’n thread

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In other news, the Govt have realised that they can't censor the internet, thus making the kids social media ban unenforceable. A few VPN companies have been mocking/goading them in recent weeks about it

Can't be to do with Gym Jordan and some US companies pushing back on them can it?

Peak commie tards FTW!

The UK is Fed for all sorts of reasons AND brexit was not a net positive. Of course you could try to beat Canada, Cuba, Venezuela, and Greenland to the line and become the 51st state but you are a bit behind in that race at the moment. Maybe you can win tonight and reassert your control over the Falklands.

Brexit will be a net positive - I saw the nonsense like the chat scanning vote last week and am thankful we aren't having to deal with that level of stupidity and mendacity, and being unable to easily undo it democraitcally. Or seeing how much power that useless Von Der Leyen has and she can't be easily removed. I will enjoy seeing what happens if the idiot Le Pen wins that election in France just for what it will do to the EU

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As for the Falkland Islands, I love how the Argies still cry about a territory that is older than their country and they never settled on, being theirs for "reasons". A territory that held a democratic referendum this century on the Argies and told them to sod off. Seeing how much it viscerally annoys them and there is nothing they can do about it, gives me great joy.

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The below is a typical low IQ Argie getting dunked on, in a very British way

Too funny. Let me know when things get better.

Already better. Some of us Brexiteers tried to warm the Europhiles that this was coming when the UK left and our exit tax ran out, because the EU, like most Western European Govts, cannot adjust spending to income. The inevitable downstream pressure on Germany post Merkel and a broke France would only intensify and cause fractures in the contributors.

If only the EU had negotiated in good faith all those years ago...

Ahh the old trick. Point at someone else.

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Starmer has officially gone, but his dying regime still cannot be honest about anything, this time its about migrant crime and their lawsuit to hide the figures

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David Lammy in legal fight to 'cover up' true scale of mi...

Serious questions have been raised over 'what the Government is hiding' by not coming clean on the scale of foreign offending

Dear oh dear

We have a new Manchester Govt in place. Rejoice to the new Overlord!

The start is very much rearranging the chairs on the titanic, while reintroducing people who got sacked for being dodgy. Art from Burnham appointing an Ethics chief charged with fraud and a Housing Secretary who doesn't understand property taxes

The commies are already squabbling. Turns out Digital ID had no underlying fundin,g...

Beaker is our new Foreign Secretary and its not gone down well in the Trump admin. Turns out virtue signal crap chatting never goes away.

A good old Brexit benefit....But ultimately will disappear into the utility bill abyss

As for the economy, still going well. Don't elect Commies if you want economic growth

The Education Secretary is starting her job in fine fettle

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The Govts early release of scum bags caused some mirth in a drinks shindig and some scallywag recorded. A fake apology

Two of the scum bags being released are these rotters.

Meanwhile, we now have a little more information about 78 year old politician (Ann Widdecombe) that was murdered 2 weeks ago. Keep in mind the police downplaying the motive straightaway. Its very important.

She was hit 21 times on her head by a hammer, in just a 2 minute timeframe. It was all caught on the CCTV camera she had in her kitchen - she had been eating her lunch. Her gardener found her a day later. The police inferred soon after it was an accident like hitting her head on the kitchen counter and the motive was unknown. An absolute disgrace for them to do that and stinks like another Police cover up.

We know precious little about Joshua Kerry other than he had some left wing affiliations and thus didn't like Reform UK. No socials, nothing. He just drove to her house, parked on her drive, deceased her, stole her purse and drove home.

In these sober times, this is too funny not to post.

Never fear, David Brent Andy Burnham is here to save us PM

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In a more serious note, the numerous and friendly male asylum seekers that come here are being spread around the UK so we all get to enjoy their cultural impacts

Piddington is a village of around 350 people in Oxforfshire, and 1250 lovely young men will be dropped into an ex military base in that village. Local amenities? A village shop. Places to visit nearby? None

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4 hours ago, UK Eagle said:

Never fear, David Brent Andy Burnham is here to save us PM

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Told you the bloke was a complete prat.

There's talk of him allowing fans to drink beer at our seats at football matches.

First thing, nice to see him concentrating on the important stuff.

And secondly, I'm really looking forward to getting showered in ale every time Bolton score (ok, not often but I can always dream 😄😄). 😒

Good luck to Bolton in the Champ, so you may be ok with the lack of beer and goal scoring.

A s for Burnham, yep, you are right. The country has big problems and he's waffling on about 2 quid bus fares

As for another politician without depth, the boob whisperer did a thing yesterday. On his official insta, where he has hundreds of thousands of followers, he shared a photo that you could read into as a death threat against Nigel Farage.

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After Ann Widdeombe's murder Reform are understandably angry and have reported him to the fuzz. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y063yqlleo

But the whisperer's post proves an interesting thought experiment. We had Lucy Connolly jailed for a deleted post that few people saw - the law is the law, said Starmer. But also, Count Dankula raises an interesting point re his own issues.

Are edgy jokes a crime? It depends on who is targets.. We've treated different people in 1 way, so the Green Party leader should be in a lot of trouble as the amount of followers he has far outweighs Connolly or Dankula at the time of the "crime". The law should not discriminate based on who the person is, we were told many times.

Personally, the post was in poor taste, deleting it was right based on the general mindset of social media and we should move onto actual important issues. But sadly, my countries continuing zeal for prosecuting people for social media posts leaves the authorities in a hole of their own making. Polanski should be arrested and prosecuted, serving time in jail, but he won't. Thus 2 tier justice perpetuates.

All a bit silly ain't it?

To the surprise of no one, nothing will happen to the boob whisperer for his socials post. The system over here, protecting its own without regard for how it looks externally, nor how it can be used against them in the future.

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No further action against Zack Polanski over guillotine r...

The Green Party leader has said he made an "inadvertent mistake" when he shared the image with his social media followers.

This speech is very smart point made. Worth a listen for many reasons

I love things like this. A badly thought idea exposed with a simple comment. And yes, the lady is a posh leftie

In other news, the below reiterates the UKs issue. One note, the top 1% are leaving in their droves due to tax, so the figures will go down. The Laffer Curve will remain undefeated.

Speaking of dumb things in my country - this iteration of the Govt are accusing supermarkets of price gouging.

Supermarkets run on razor thin margins (1 to 2% profit on average) and efficiency is a way to maximise profit. Our public sector on the other hand.... We have more than enough money to spend, we just waste it on crap we don't need

The saga of the Afro-Carribean professor Jason Arday who seems to have plagiarised and lied through his career has been unfolding over here in the last week, The pressure told, but his lies have been impressive.

The resignation, written by AI

The lies

be Jason Arday

  • get diagnosed autistic at 3

  • claim non-verbal until 11

  • claim partial deafness in one ear & being taught to sign

  • claim you couldn't read until 18, but still leave school w/two GCSEs

  • claim joining pro snooker tour at 10, one year before you could speak

  • claim you came out of a football academy & played pro

  • claim you were on Seven Up, a series that tracked a group of seven year olds as they grew up, airing first 21 years before you were born

  • have the BBC confirm you weren't on the show because you’re  not a time traveller

  • claim 30 marathons in 35 days, the last 9 on a broken leg swollen to twice its size

  • claim to have run 600 miles in six days, when the men's record is 650

  • have no recorded race time anywhere because why bother

  • have nobody in the ultra community ever hear of you

  • say £5.5m raised for 70+ charities by 2024

  • tell a funeral directors' convention in New Orleans the ultras (no record again) raised £5m

  • submit a 401-page PhD on reflective practice w/ 100+ passages matching another student's 2009 thesis

  • have 188 sentences come back identical or near identical, carry over her copy-editing errors

  • get the PhD anyway

  • lift quotes into papers & present them as interviews you conducted yourself

  • get a full chair at Glasgow by 2021

  • get Cambridge at 37, youngest black professor in 900 years

  • guest edit the Today programme

  • collect honorary degrees from Solent, Anglia Ruskin & St Mary's

  • have a Cambridge autism professor circulate "URGENT PLEASE SIGN ANTI RACISM LETTER"

  • write to a minister claiming knife threats, assault, spitting, rape & death l threats, bananas, bullets in the post, corrosive substances & mutilated animals

  • photograph none of it

  • claim a masked man w/ a knife cornered you in the faculty twice

  • appear on no CCTV either time

  • tell nobody AT THE TIME

  • claim a severed pig's head arrived at your parents' house

  • claim police traced it to a butcher who sold a "whole hog" that morning

  • have the butcher say no officer ever came in

  • have the Met say the whole account is categorically incorrect

  • call it "a modern day lynching" on a podcast in Sept 2025

  • give a keynote in April 2026 about a playbook conservatives use to hunt black academics

  • get cleared in March 2026 by a panel you asked to weigh the "war on critical race theory"

  • blame the copied text on autistic mimicry & on a supervisor who left & one you never even met

  • turn 600 miles in six days into twelve days

  • get Solent to delete the running claims

  • get 13,000 signatures & three Cambridge college heads to vouch for text they never read

  • have Cambridge call it a "vile smear campaign"

  • have a ghostwritten memoir to be released August 27

  • August 4 and 5 Update:

  • list installing water points in South America & Africa for WaterAid, which has webpage "Why we don't send volunteers abroad"

  • publish a 2018 paper claiming focus groups w/ 32 black & minority students

  • have interviewees' quotes match ones an epidemiologist

  • have your article's structure follow his too

  • get a correction instead of a retraction

  • quietly delete 18 of the 31 quotes

  • get a second paper corrected in 2024

  • list yourself as a visiting professor at Glasgow

  • have Glasgow say never a visiting professor here

  • list yourself as a visiting professor at Ohio State's Office of Diversity & Inclusion

  • have Ohio State say we have no record

  • have that office turn out to have shut in 2025

  • have Anglia Ruskin edit your citation page the day Cofnas piece dropped

  • have your publisher scrub the money out of your bio a year before it broke

  • have Scotland Yard investigate the reporter who emailed you questions about your record

  • have officers tell him to stop asking because your mental health was affected

  • have Cambridge open an investigation into your qualifications & honorary appointments

  • have Jesus College open its own

  • resign same day, w/ immediate effect

  • put the resignation letter out through the Good Law Project

  • have the letter come back 100% AI

And the memes are wild

His career readsl ike an episode of Brass Eye

The story isn't going away. Cambridge in theory, one of our finest education establishments appointed an apparent liar to a senior position. Who seems to have a book coming out soon, likely to be found in the Fantasy section

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Academics call for independent inquiry into Jason Arday's...

Prof Priyamvada Gopal, who is part of the group, says Cambridge should not be "marking its own homework".

And neither is the spread of illegals into local communities story going away. It's been popping off in Thetford (Labour vote in the last election) for 3 nights in a row. TikToks about pub snacks and what you call a roll from the PM aren't making problems go away., funnily enough

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Further arrests in Thetford as disorder continues for thi...

The arrests follow disturbances linked to anti-immigration protests in the market town.

More Yookay madness!

Jason Arday, super intellect and great mentor

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Someone who knew him as a kid, dispelling his nonsense

And the relativity to our censorship regime. Mainstream have dragged their heels on his scandal, can't think why

Moving on. Do you have a license for that baseball still in its wrapper? Britain's finest once again proving their prowess. Note the copper doesn't speak and doesn't listen. And he's a weakling too

Invader dinghies are getting some serious upgrades with custom made dinghies. Apparently, its impossible to stop

And our woo woo obsession with Net Zero over the past decade is causing issues with our power grid - we have a partial solar eclipse today that will cause issues as the wind isn't blowing

We are not a serious country are we? Run by idiots

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