21 minutes ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

The mouth swab is actually only if you used in the last day or 2. The hair and piss test are the tough ones especially hair because that can trace it for up to like a year or some sheet like that. The urine test is something like a month plus depending on how heavy you use. Thank you for the response! I'm trying to decide if a new job is worth giving up edibles or not lol.

For the piss test my cousin passed, he only stopped smoking for a week and still tested clean. But this was like 20+ years ago, so who knows if the tests now are much better than they used to be.

12 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

For the piss test my cousin passed, he only stopped smoking for a week and still tested clean. But this was like 20+ years ago, so who knows if the tests now are much better than they used to be.

Depends on how much you use I guess. Heavy users they say up to a month. I know the last time I tried this I stopped taking edibles and was exercising and drinking tons of water and it took 3 weeks before I finally came up negative.

3 hours ago, DrPhilly said:

ChatGPT says using the super hydration or detox tea approach may cause the lab to signal the test which many employers will treat like a positive test.

Yeah, so you need to supplement with vitamins, (I think) creatine and a third thing I’m forgetting

4 hours ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

Any stoners in here have any success getting thc out of their system as a heavy user in less then 2 weeks? If so, how?

Serious question, how much body fat do you have? It takes longer to get out of your system with the more body fat you have.

There are also test strips you can buy on Amazon. I think 20 ng/ml is the standard level people use as the test, so if you can pass that you should be ok.

Finally…. Are you sure they test for weed? When I did my drug test for my new job I saw the results and they tested for just about everything else. It’s legal in every state around PA and I can EASILY get my card (another out for you), so they figured what’s the point?

4 hours ago, DrPhilly said:

I had a buddy who drank loads of some sort of special tea for a couple weeks so he could pass a piss test. Not sure what that stuff was called but it apparently worked.

At your age you are probably thinking golden seal in the 1990s and they test for that now, gramps.

3 hours ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Back in high school, my cousin had to test to get a job at Costco. He smoked daily, so probably the heaviest user I've been around. It was a urine sample test, so he stopped smoking for a week, drank obscene amounts of water and some type of smoothie thing, and got the job. One of his other pot head friends told him passing a piss test is easy, but a hair test is almost impossible to beat. I've only taken two tests, a cheek swab test and a piss test. Passed both but I was nervous about the cheek swab because I remember that story about the hair test being tough to beat and wasn't sure if the cheek swab test was gonna be an issue since I had smoked a month or so prior while still in college. Thankfully no issue. By the time I had the piss test, I had stopped smoking altogether for over a year.

Takes about 2-3 months to clean out for the hair test.

Supposedly there are shampoos you can use prior to your test but I don’t know anyone who used them.

10 minutes ago, paco said:

Serious question, how much body fat do you have? It takes longer to get out of your system with the more body fat you have.

There are also test strips you can buy on Amazon. I think 20 ng/ml is the standard level people use as the test, so if you can pass that you should be ok.

Finally…. Are you sure they test for weed? When I did my drug test for my new job I saw the results and they tested for just about everything else. It’s legal in every state around PA and I can EASILY get my card (another out for you), so they figured what’s the point?

I don't know my exact body fat but, let's put it this way I'm currently on a diet cause I'm a fat F lol. I lost 19 lbs in the last month but have a long way to go.

I mean some jobs are ok as long as you have your card but, they don't have to accept it since it's not legal on a federal level.

They drug test freaking cashier's so my guess is they are looking for weed as well.

Also I can't get a card because I have bipolar disorder and that's the first question they ask when going for the card because studies show that weed doesn't help with that and some even say it makes it worse so I've had difficulty getting the card. The 2 I tried wouldn't approve it anyways.

If you are not being directly observed, try synthetic urine. I’ve done, I mean I know someone who has done it with good results. Biggest thing is keeping the temp correct, but if you follow the directions it’s pretty easy.

7 hours ago, paco said:

At your age you are probably thinking golden seal in the 1990s and they test for that now, gramps.

Yeah that sounds like the name and it was the 90s.