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Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They are disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, sloppy, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?

10 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

@DrPhilly what's the same of the generation you made up to lie about being a boomer? I blame them. :ph34r:

"Generation Jones,” is a real subset of the boomer generation.  Don’t eff with us! 

15 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

"Generation Jones,” is a real subset of the boomer generation.  Don’t eff with us! 

Yeah you guys had it rough. Jones came of age during the incredibly turbulent times of the *checks notes* 80s and 90s. 

19 minutes ago, Bill said:

Yeah you guys had it rough. Jones came of age during the incredibly turbulent times of the *checks notes* 80s and 90s. 

I never said we had it rough, or any rougher than any other generation. Generational stereotypes are like horoscopes, sometime they are right on, but mostly wrong. 

10 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

I never said we had it rough, or any rougher than any other generation. Generational stereotypes are like horoscopes, sometime they are right on, but mostly wrong. 

Eh I was just giving you ish.

 

 

 

Old man. 

13 hours ago, Tnt4philly said:

Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They are disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, sloppy, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?

 

 

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5 hours ago, Dave Moss said:

The segment of Gen Z who lived through Covid while in high school basically missed a full year of high school.  My daughter never even took a drivers test.  They just gave her a license because the tests were suspended for a year or so.

Uh..what the hell? No drivers ed or test?

7 hours ago, DEagle7 said:

@DrPhilly what's the same of the generation you made up to lie about being a boomer? I blame them. :ph34r:

Generation Jones and I didn’t make it up. Kamala is one and might just be your next POTUS. Bow down and lick. 

6 hours ago, vikas83 said:

Uh..what the hell? No drivers ed or test?

She took a class, but never took a driving test.  They conferred a license without it because they were so backed up.

14 hours ago, VanHammersly said:

I just like the idea that I'd go into a parent-teacher conference and when they tell me my son's been suspended for 2 weeks I tell them that there's an elderly man half way across the country that's gonna F them up if they don't rethink that decision.

Cancer survivor too. ( which I am ) makes it seem all the more bizzare.

8 hours ago, vikas83 said:

Uh..what the hell? No drivers ed or test?

Dave made the case that text was sexist and probably boob too

13 hours ago, Tnt4philly said:

"Generation Jones,” is a real subset of the boomer generation.  Don’t eff with us! 

Because of the increased risk of breaking a hip?

15 hours ago, DEagle7 said:

Assaulting autistic kids and their teachers will definitely make us smarter as a nation.  Trust me.

No.... but it is long past due that the feelings crowd get kicked to the bottom of the food chain.

Yes, yes..... words hurt..... uh no... this fist in your face hurts. 

Smarter as a nation ? Collectively we are idiots.... we insult and fight on electronic message boards or web sites. We prioritize money over health, saftey, and education. We consume with very litte regard to the amounts of waste. We consume with little regard to the future. ( except for paco ) 

This nation has one God..... money.  We have had it drummed into our heads that the amassing of money and goods is the only thing that matters. 

 

1 hour ago, Steve 17 said:

Cancer survivor too. ( which I am ) makes it seem all the more bizzare.

@VanHammerslyBtw...... define elderly. This better be good .......or I will use all my AARP benefits to come out there and set the record straight.

2 minutes ago, Steve 17 said:

@VanHammerslyBtw...... define elderly. This better be good .......or I will use all my AARP benefits to come out there and set the record straight.

You seem quite happy and well-adjusted in your advanced age.

2 minutes ago, Steve 17 said:

@VanHammerslyBtw...... define elderly. This better be good .......or I will use all my AARP benefits to come out there and set the record straight.

:lol:  Don't F me up, dude.  I'm just messing with you.

6 minutes ago, Steve 17 said:

No.... but it is long past due that the feelings crowd get kicked to the bottom of the food chain.

Yes, yes..... words hurt..... uh no... this fist in your face hurts. 

Smarter as a nation ? Collectively we are idiots.... we insult and fight on electronic message boards or web sites. We prioritize money over health, saftey, and education. We consume with very litte regard to the amounts of waste. We consume with little regard to the future. ( except for paco ) 

This nation has one God..... money.  We have had it drummed into our heads that the amassing of money and goods is the only thing that matters. 

Violent, believer in survival of the fittest, environmentalist, socialist, a smidge unhinged. Screw the dos Equis guy, you're the most interesting man in the world. 

34 minutes ago, paco said:

Because of the increased risk of breaking a hip?

All the self importance of a boomer, but with with follow through of a Gen Xer. :ph34r:

57 minutes ago, paco said:

Because of the increased risk of breaking a hip?

fear the wrath the Joneses will bring upon you

9 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

fear the wrath the Joneses will bring upon you

Because you can't see further than 10 feet and are basically a killing machine on the road?

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26 minutes ago, paco said:

Because you can't see further than 10 feet and are basically a killing machine on the road?

Yep, that's it.  I'll be in town in a few weeks so best you stay indoors.

2 hours ago, Dave Moss said:

She took a class, but never took a driving test.  They conferred a license without it because they were so backed up.

That is insane.

Dr Philly and TNT:

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14 hours ago, Bill said:

Yeah you guys had it rough. Jones came of age during the incredibly turbulent times of the *checks notes* 80s and 90s. 

70s don't count?

5 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

Dr Philly and TNT:

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Let's hope you make it that far :-)

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