August 19Aug 19 12 minutes ago, Procus said:https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-explains-to-newsom-secret-to-counting-ballots-in-one-night-is-not-committing-fraudDeSantis Explains To Newsom Secret To Counting Ballots In One Night Is Not Committing FraudPolitics · Aug 19, 2026 · BabylonBee.comTALLAHASSEE, FL — After an election night in which the Sunshine State successfully tallied all its votes within hours of the polls closing, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis explained to California Governor Gavin Newsom that the secret to counting ballots in one night is not committing fraud.Sources revealed that Newsom called DeSantis late Tuesday night to express amazement at Florida's vote-counting efficiency, with DeSantis helpfully responding to his fellow governor that tallying ballots is much faster and simpler without the widespread implementation of election fraud schemes."You'd be shocked at how easy it actually is without all the fraud," DeSantis reportedly said. "As crazy as it sounds, it really does just come down to counting. Literally. As in ‘1, 2, 3, 4,' and so on. I understand that may not be your strong suit, but I'm sure you have people who can get it done."Insiders from Newsom's office confirmed that the governor suspected DeSantis must have been engaging in some type of witchcraft to count so many votes in so little time. "What type of dark sorcery is this?" he reportedly asked his staff. "Everyone knows that counting ballots takes five or six weeks, minimum. DeSantis must have some ancient leather-bound tome somewhere that provided him with a secret incantation that counts votes. Fraud or no fraud, there's no way to tally ballots so fast. I don't like it."At publishing time, DeSantis had also informed Newsom that determining state election results was much easier if you don't allow millions of illegal aliens to vote.Procus quoting "that funny source" again
August 20Aug 20 51 minutes ago, barho said:This is literally every argument with a Trumpbot ever. There is no logic or consistency to any position they have or argument they make. It's all "it should be this way because it feels right to me, and even though something else might be the same exact thing, it doesn't feel right to me". They are overgrown children. All of them.
12 hours ago12 hr 1 hour ago, Procus said:Harris had 75 million votes, not 68.Gotta love the Trumpers brain dead logic though, it’s awesome.2016 with a Dem in control of the executive branch: This was a free and fair election that Trump won fair and square!2020 with Trump in control of the executive branch: the election was stolen!2024 with a Dem in control of the executive branch: This was a free and fair election that Trump won fair and square!
11 hours ago11 hr 1 hour ago, Phillyterp85 said:Harris had 75 million votes, not 68.Gotta love the Trumpers brain dead logic though, it’s awesome.2016 with a Dem in control of the executive branch: This was a free and fair election that Trump won fair and square!2020 with Trump in control of the executive branch: the election was stolen!2024 with a Dem in control of the executive branch: This was a free and fair election that Trump won fair and square!Its almost as if in 2020 people were sitting around, pissed off with nothing better to do on Nov 6th. Strange.
8 hours ago8 hr 6 hours ago, Procus said:Now show how many total people voted in each of those elections lmao. And after you do that, go apologize to your parents for being such a retarded embaressment and ruining your father's life.
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