This game is a Fantasy Football player's dream.

All offense

No defense.

Just now, Southparkeagles said:

Vic dont blitz. At least not enough

Oh for sure. I wouldn't expect Vic to change his stripes.

Gain of 5.

Just now, Southparkeagles said:

What front?

The overpaid front

Getting big chunks on first down. Just manhandled up front and poor tackling all around.

Williams is killing us.

this D is not getting any stops

Embarrassing, emasculating.

No excuses for this defense

This defensive front is getting steamrolled.

Wow, my mom could tackle better than these guys

Wtf is this D man.

Overthrow.

F, our D sucks so bad. Huge holes in the line, no pressure and no one can tackle.

At this rate they're doing us a favor anytime they put it in the air

This defense is straight cheeks.

A carter sighting

Maybe a lil pressure on Dak

Our D line is barely trying out there. They look as confused as our O line last game.

Nice tackle, Carter.

for F's sake D

Dallas a yard shy.

Dak with 7 to 8 seconds to throw.

Dallas will definitely go for it.

Timeout Birds.