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14 minutes ago, Redden said:

Why do women like men?  We are gross.

Simply nature.  We are bigger and stronger and tend to protect them from other wild animals that would otherwise eat them.  

what can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?

1 hour ago, NCTANK said:

what can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?

Santa

I'm wondering if bobeph has more chins than Hunt has clones on the new board

24 minutes ago, Toty said:

without cheating on google...

WITHOUT CHEATING YOU EMMER EFFERS...

What happened in Sweden at 5 a.m. September 3, 1967?

@DrPhilly ?

Vemember, vemember ze dritte oft Zeptember.

55 minutes ago, Toty said:

without cheating on google...

WITHOUT CHEATING YOU EMMER EFFERS...

What happened in Sweden at 5 a.m. September 3, 1967?

@DrPhilly ?

Traffic moved from driving in the left lane to the right lane.  Think I'm right.  I'll post then Google.

edit: Nailed it! :flex:

1 minute ago, Toty said:

nice

if you cheated, and there's a god, you're in trouble mister

Yeah I knew that one.  It's a normal trivia question over here.

Just now, Toty said:

Great

Now hook me up with elin grindemyr

Nah, keeping her to myself

5 minutes ago, Toty said:

I had a Playboy magazine featuring the Swedish Bikini Team, back in the late 80's/early 90's I think. I tore out a page and cut it into 1 inch horizontal strips then taped them to the cheap vinyl blinds in my dorm room. The ladies were totally hidden when the blinds were open, but in all their glory when closed. It was the most productive thing I did in 4 9 12  16 years of college.

Thing is they are all over the place in Stockholm in May/June when the weather warms up.  Ya never get tired of 'em though that's for sure.  They have this talent for dressing incredibly sexy and yet still innocent at the same time.

5 minutes ago, Toty said:

:drool:

does Sweden have restraining orders?

I'm sure they do.

2 hours ago, Toty said:

:drool:

does Sweden have restraining orders?

Not during WW II. Just ask the Von Trapp family.

1 hour ago, Toty said:

you're a weird dude... and consider who's saying this

Oh so possibly, Freud but I'm honest to me.

5 hours ago, Toty said:

you're a weird dude... and consider who's saying this

One of my all time favorite posters. Always makes me laugh. 

On 2/19/2021 at 6:42 PM, Redden said:

Why do women like men?  We are gross.

Somebody has to eat all the sammichs they make with 2 servings of bread.

2 hours ago, Toty said:

 

It was definitely intended as a compliment - albeit from a slightly unbalanced individual 

Oh yeah I understood 😄

4 hours ago, Toty said:

 

It was definitely intended as a compliment - albeit from a slightly unbalanced individual 

Did not take it as a slight. There used to be a Wholesale for Dummies but I don't think anyone ever got it.

On 2/19/2021 at 6:57 PM, paco said:

Simply nature.  We are bigger and stronger and tend to protect them from other wild animals that would otherwise eat them.  

Yeah, that's it Tarzan

On 2/20/2021 at 8:55 PM, Toty said:

you're a weird dude... and consider who's saying this

So that would make him normal, no?

5 minutes ago, greend said:

So that would make him normal, no?

any normalcy died with pfil.

7 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

any normalcy died with pfil.

Well if someone that's weird calls you weird that would make you normal, no?

10 minutes ago, greend said:

Well if someone that's weird calls you weird that would make you normal, no?

no more than if someone calls me black and i'm black making me white, honkey.

36 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

no more than if someone calls me black and i'm black making me white, honkey.

you're the tannest, normal, weirdo I've ever met

23 minutes ago, greend said:

you're the tannest, normal, weirdo I've ever met

 hardly; my people use SPF Crisco ....in May.

6 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

 hardly; my people use SPF Crisco ....in May.

my people? whadaya mean "my people".

soooo....how bad is colonoscopy prep?  :meh: 

39 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

soooo....how bad is colonoscopy prep?  :meh: 

just need to get rid of some shi*.

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