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offer them reagor. he can get a ball down faster.

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47 minutes ago, Toty said:

I have an account - set it up a couple of years ago and jumped through the hoops of their ridiculous screening process.

The purpose was to troll their sorry asses bit I never did much with it and then forgot about it. I just checked and my password still works.

I think it's time to set off this little sleeper cell.

So many possibilities.

This is good.  I personally like the one meme where Steven a smith is laughing on the big screen at their stadium.  
 

Whatever you decide you should do it on the big screen like that.  
 

Zeke is their biggest embarrassment so you got to work him into it. 

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57 minutes ago, Toty said:

I have an account - set it up a couple of years ago and jumped through the hoops of their ridiculous screening process.

The purpose was to troll their sorry asses bit I never did much with it and then forgot about it. I just checked and my password still works.

I think it's time to set off this little sleeper cell.

So many possibilities.

Make sure you let us know when you launch fire so we can see it.

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Open letter is good. Scroll it on the big screen of their stadium…

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Start a poll, ‘’Which was dumber, Chris Webber’s timeout, or Dak’s keeper?’’.  Then make all of the options Dak’s keeper.

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Let them know Daks ankle injury was their chance to rebuild. He’s basically Wentz with a vaccine card 

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Go in very innocently...... Post stupid stuff about how good the team should have been and slowly turn on the team and other fans......

 Post one of those shots of those dudes busting a TV and claim it's you.  I would be curious to see how long you would last before the ban.

 

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Claim WW84 was a masterpiece.

 

Cowgirls are the DCEU of the nfl. 

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Suggest that they re-hire Jason Garrett as the Head Coach and new GM. 

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Don't get banned; run a misinformation campaign.

 

Suggest trading for Reagor: McCarthy could work his magic with him.

Suggest trading Prescott for DeShaun Watson: so much upside!

Ask if anyone else thinks the problem with the Cowboys is Jerry.

Mention that the Cowboys should build an even bigger, grander stadium... just across the border in Oklahoma.  Dallas is only an hour away from the Red River.

Ask if the Cowboys should change their helmet logo to a cowboy hat.

 

Sprinkle in a few legitimate comments, and you could sow ridiculous opinions.

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Remind them they’re the only home team to lose this weekend. 

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Speaking of long con trolls - @paco has hatchet wound been posting much these days?

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10 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

Speaking of long con trolls - @paco has hatchet wound been posting much these days?

She hasn’t. She does more off-season work coming up with ridiculous trade scenarios and claiming old QB X that they just got is the franchise QB they have been waiting for.  
 

Basically: 

7 hours ago, xzmattzx said:

Don't get banned; run a misinformation campaign.

 

Suggest trading for Reagor: McCarthy could work his magic with him.

Suggest trading Prescott for DeShaun Watson: so much upside!

Ask if anyone else thinks the problem with the Cowboys is Jerry.

Mention that the Cowboys should build an even bigger, grander stadium... just across the border in Oklahoma.  Dallas is only an hour away from the Red River.

Ask if the Cowboys should change their helmet logo to a cowboy hat.

 

Sprinkle in a few legitimate comments, and you could sow ridiculous opinions.


 

Plus I have baby girl now so it’s hard enough to post with you people these days

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10 hours ago, xzmattzx said:

Don't get banned; run a misinformation campaign.

 

Suggest trading for Reagor: McCarthy could work his magic with him.

Suggest trading Prescott for DeShaun Watson: so much upside!

Ask if anyone else thinks the problem with the Cowboys is Jerry.

Mention that the Cowboys should build an even bigger, grander stadium... just across the border in Oklahoma.  Dallas is only an hour away from the Red River.

Ask if the Cowboys should change their helmet logo to a cowboy hat.

 

Sprinkle in a few legitimate comments, and you could sow ridiculous opinions.

hardest part with the long con is how often you have to be on that terrible website looking at that terrible logo.....

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Get banned yet? 

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3 minutes ago, Toty said:

no. why? :mellow2:

 

 

you rat me out, Fredo?

I'll make the mods an offer they can't refuse

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1 minute ago, 4for4EaglesNest said:

I tried to create an account, this morning.  Apparently it wasn't the first time.  Oh well.  

 

Please correct the following errors:

  1. You did not complete the CAPTCHA verification properly. Please try again.

tell them you identify as a robot. 

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Put a little (tiny) Afro wig on your johnson, and post pictures of it there, not here, there, calling them Deke Elliot sightings.

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Create the "Official Dave Spadaro" thread, and encourage other "members" to honor him by taking pictures of them and their loved ones pretending to pee on the Dallass star.

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Stay there long enough to gain their trust and become a mod. Then let us in. 

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5 hours ago, Toty said:

 

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I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart

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Post nudes. Duh.

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7 hours ago, lynched1 said:

Post nudes. Duh.

Nudes of girls would be too good for them and nudes of dudes they’d enjoy too much. 

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