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6 hours ago, vikas83 said:

Yeah, and I’m pretty sure Biden did the same.

Well, here he is saying it in debates anyway

 

the optics of repugs attacking a black woman during the confirmation hearings.... just a few months before the mid-terms... should be.....interesting.  :whistle:

 

1 hour ago, mr_hunt said:

the optics of repugs attacking a black woman during the confirmation hearings.... just a few months before the mid-terms... should be.....interesting.  :whistle:

 

Oh no, you don't think they'll be accused of... I don't even want to say it. 

Dems won't accuse them of racism will they?

😬

 

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You can't hurry love.

Who's the leading estrogen based, affirmative action winner?

1 hour ago, Toty said:

I had a full six-second fart the other day and neither @SNOORDA nor @DrPhilly believe me

Did you count out loud?

Just now, Toty said:

No.

That would be weird.

Exactly. Calling bs 😄

So you imagined that you had a full six second long fart while you imagined counting six Mississippi. Just like I imagined I banged the one in pink shorts last night. 

16 minutes ago, Toty said:

If you're going to imagine, you might as well just bang all five.

I had them in a bounce-house with a 55-gallon drum full of sesame oil.

Nah, I'm focused on the one for now.

24 minutes ago, Toty said:

I have an excellent internal clock and my mental "Mississippi's" are more or less consistent with the 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium 133 atom.

What was your method to account for the unusual level and duration of the vibration affecting multiple parts of your sensory fields?

2 minutes ago, Toty said:

The fart frequency was not in phase, nor in any significant harmonic relationship with the timing mechanism.

You didn't think I knew, did you?!

You missed the additional effects applied to your nasal region that led directly up into the section of your brain that controlled your imaginary timing.  Normally those aren't a factor but when the duration goes beyond two seconds the normal algorithms no longer apply.  There are only two experts in the world (both Korean) who have successfully ironed out how to make the specific real time adjustments necessary for accurate long duration timing.

2 minutes ago, Toty said:

I, and the Apteronotus albifrons manage just fine

(also, my last post edited)

I'd F Marcy

On 1/27/2022 at 8:07 AM, mr_hunt said:

the optics of repugs attacking a black woman during the confirmation hearings.... just a few months before the mid-terms... should be.....interesting.  :whistle:

 

They will be dumb enough to take the bait

At this point it's pretty clear Michelle Obama is the most qualified and should appointed.

24 minutes ago, ToastJenkins said:

They will be dumb enough to take the bait

It's a one for one swap. I think they'll stick to lines of questioning that are polling well for them.

 

 

On 1/26/2022 at 9:28 PM, Dave Moss said:

So 40 years ago when Reagan put the 1st woman on the Court, do you think he picked the most qualified person?  Because I think you could make the argument that he didn’t.

Except she was brilliant

unlike the last two women who joined. Rbg was smart but had a victim mindset

31 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

At this point it's pretty clear Michelle Obama is the most qualified and should appointed.

When was she last a lawyer again?

12 minutes ago, ToastJenkins said:

 

When was she last a lawyer again?

I dunno

7 minutes ago, Toty said:

why chomp on the bait?

why?

Therr are enough morons out there that love that idea

22 minutes ago, Toty said:

why chomp on the bait?

why?

Low IQ

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6 hours ago, DrPhilly said:

I'd F Marcy

You like banging chickens?

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