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Things you got suspended for on EMB over the years

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Telling a guy who said he was a Yankees fan to "get aids” 

Trolling the boards with the fake Newman profile.  BFD

Told bobeph a few things, one of the mods had a hard on for him

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23 minutes ago, olsilverhair said:

Told bobeph a few things, one of the mods had a hard on for him

You shouldn’t sext

Hacking Dave's EMB account, posting an announcement that the EMB was shutting down due to inactivity, then tricking everyone into joining my clone EMB... err... never mind... :ph34r:

I don't think I have been suspended. :unsure:

 

OP has dreams of making out with Anderson Cooper.

posted a a nekkid woman in the boobs thread 

Deepfaked myself into a three-way with both Lurie wives

I have somehow never been suspended.  OP - it is ridiculous that you were suspended for that.  You should have been rewarded.  

5 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

Told bobeph a few things, one of the mods had a hard on for him

Who is funnier bobeph or blobeph?

35 minutes ago, wrestlevessel said:

Who is funnier bobeph or blobeph?

I always thought they were both one and the same

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2 hours ago, hputenis said:

I have somehow never been suspended.  OP - it is ridiculous that you were suspended for that.  You should have been rewarded.  

I also posted a pic of a mentally handicapped kid about to get run over by a car.
 

Think I used it to describe the Eagles offense after a game. 

15 hours ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

Telling a guy who said he was a Yankees fan to "get aids” 

You did nothing wrong

On 6/13/2022 at 7:47 AM, EaglePhan1986 said:

Telling a guy who said he was a Yankees fan to "get aids” 

really ? wishing aids on grease balls used to be a coveted thing. 

15 hours ago, wrestlevessel said:

Who is funnier bobeph or blobeph?

Those two??

15 hours ago, wrestlevessel said:

Who is funnier bobeph or blobeph?

it depends on whose head in up the other's arse at the time. 

I saw a Giants fan commit message board suicide by posting porn links after he talked a ton of ish in the postseason.

forum member Mama talking about helicopter peeing from her porch when we all joined a call together. It was the funniest most comedic gold I have had the privilege of joining in on. 

2 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

it depends on whose head in up the other's arse at the time. 

Slopeph owned all.  LOL

never got suspended on the EMB, but i did get the axe on extremeskins and the cardinals official board way back in the day. 

Got banned on the previous board, which I got over turned when I figured out Dave Spadaro's email address and plead my case.

The reason for my banning, resident flat earth nut case EagleVA, who supposedly had me on ignore, reported me for calling him a fraud for his love of the Patriots in a thread.

1 hour ago, Boogyman said:

I saw a Giants fan commit message board suicide by posting porn links after he talked a ton of ish in the postseason.

Was it Rich? he thought he was bullet proof....lol

4 hours ago, downundermike said:

Got banned on the previous board, which I got over turned when I figured out Dave Spadaro's email address and plead my case.

The reason for my banning, resident flat earth nut case EagleVA, who supposedly had me on ignore, reported me for calling him a fraud for his love of the Patriots in a thread.

it seems exceedingly redundant to follow up "flat earth" with "nut case"

the latter in point of fact is implied in the former

but wow

13 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

it seems exceedingly redundant to follow up "flat earth" with "nut case"

the latter in point of fact is implied in the former

but wow

nobody asked for the ministry of silly walk's opinion. 

11 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

nobody asked for the ministry of silly walk's opinion. 

Your mother was a hamster, sir, and your father smelt of elderberries

I fart in your general direction 

19 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

never got suspended on the EMB, but i did get the axe on extremeskins and the cardinals official board way back in the day. 

we used to raid the falcons board regularly back in the day. those guys were sensitive.

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