hputenis Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: How about I fight you, Nancy boy? I fight dirty, though or maybe that's the way you like it... you and your good time buddies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Jackson Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 13 minutes ago, hputenis said: shut your flap, Dorian Ghey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 17 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: shut your flap, Dorian Ghey You sound quite knackered friend. Perhaps give yourself a proper ball washing followed by a nap with your lantern and onesie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA4M Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 15 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said: How about I fight you, Nancy boy? I fight dirty, though or maybe that's the way you like it... you and your good time buddies 70's joke for ya, Arty. how about you stick your head up my a** and FIGHT for AIR? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Im the toughest guy on this board 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 15 minutes ago, olsilverhair said: Im the toughest guy on this board If by "toughest" you mean you have the largest gaping buttwhole from being jackhammered by Fudgepackernation wearing nothing but a cheese hat, then I agree with you. You are the toughest! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Jackson Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 19 hours ago, hputenis said: You sound quite knackered friend. Perhaps give yourself a proper ball washing followed by a nap with your lantern and onesie. keep my balls out of your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA4M Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 I hope all of you have been vaccinated for Monkeypox. reading your post tells me it's needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemack8 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 2 hours ago, GA4M said: I hope all of you have been vaccinated for Monkeypox. reading your post tells me it's needed. Is it necessary to get vaccinated after you've already had it? @hputenis and @olsilverhair were patients 0 and 1 after a long weekend at Rehobeth during pride week 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 20 minutes ago, mikemack8 said: Is it necessary to get vaccinated after you've already had it? @hputenis and @olsilverhair were patients 0 and 1 after a long weekend at Rehobeth during pride week Hey. I was safe the entire time. I don't see how anything could have spread after that lovely weekend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA4M Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 I carry a spray bottle of chlorine/water mix everywhere I go now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 37 minutes ago, GA4M said: I carry a spray bottle of chlorine/water mix everywhere I go now. Good. If I see an old gangly fartknocker stumbling down the street with his buttcrack hanging out and a spray bottle, first I'll punch you in your clown nose so your eyes water up. Then I'll wait till your eyes finally dry up, and I'll steal your chlorine bottle and spray it in your eyes until you're flailing around on the ground like an upside down turtle. Then when you finally think you've come to your senses, I'll sweep the leg and pepper spray you until your eyes bleed. Then I'll end things with a nice swift kick to your groinal area, I'll hop on my Vespa, ride off into the sunset, and bang someone's wife. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemack8 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 9 minutes ago, hputenis said: Good. If I see an old gangly fartknocker stumbling down the street with his buttcrack hanging out and a spray bottle, first I'll punch you in your clown nose so your eyes water up. Then I'll wait till your eyes finally dry up, and I'll steal your chlorine bottle and spray it in your eyes until you're flailing around on the ground like an upside down turtle. Then when you finally think you've come to your senses, I'll sweep the leg and pepper spray you until your eyes bleed. Then I'll end things with a nice swift kick to your groinal area, I'll hop on my Vespa, ride off into the sunset, and bang someone's wife. And I'll video the whole thing and post it on your profile page at FarmersOnly.com @GA4M! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA4M Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Alright, let me know how it goes 29 minutes ago, hputenis said: Good. If I see an old gangly fartknocker stumbling down the street with his buttcrack hanging out and a spray bottle, first I'll punch you in your clown nose so your eyes water up. Then I'll wait till your eyes finally dry up, and I'll steal your chlorine bottle and spray it in your eyes until you're flailing around on the ground like an upside down turtle. Then when you finally think you've come to your senses, I'll sweep the leg and pepper spray you until your eyes bleed. Then I'll end things with a nice swift kick to your groinal area, I'll hop on my Vespa, ride off into the sunset, and bang someone's wife. Would you really do all that for me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA4M Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Hey, someone post an NFL streaming site. don't make me have to come after you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA4M Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 59 minutes ago, hputenis said: Good. If I see an old gangly fartknocker stumbling down the street with his buttcrack hanging out and a spray bottle, first I'll punch you in your clown nose so your eyes water up. Then I'll wait till your eyes finally dry up, and I'll steal your chlorine bottle and spray it in your eyes until you're flailing around on the ground like an upside down turtle. Then when you finally think you've come to your senses, I'll sweep the leg and pepper spray you until your eyes bleed. Then I'll end things with a nice swift kick to your groinal area, I'll hop on my Vespa, ride off into the sunset, and bang someone's wife. Vespayou been watching American Pickers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 1 minute ago, GA4M said: Vespayou been watching American Pickers? No, but I may have seen Luca about 50x in the last 2 weeks with my 1 year old daughter. 😏 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 1 hour ago, hputenis said: Good. If I see an old gangly fartknocker stumbling down the street with his buttcrack hanging out and a spray bottle, first I'll punch you in your clown nose so your eyes water up. Then I'll wait till your eyes finally dry up, and I'll steal your chlorine bottle and spray it in your eyes until you're flailing around on the ground like an upside down turtle. Then when you finally think you've come to your senses, I'll sweep the leg and pepper spray you until your eyes bleed. Then I'll end things with a nice swift kick to your groinal area, I'll hop on my Vespa, ride off into the sunset, and bang someone's wife. holy crap man, still a butt sniff though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paco Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 6 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said: keep my balls out of your mouth Not going to lie. I was expecting the opposite from you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 1 hour ago, paco said: Not going to lie. I was expecting the opposite from you. Who is this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paco Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 8 minutes ago, olsilverhair said: Who is this I’m paco. My real name is Mike. I joined the OG board in 2001. And you are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Jackson Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 1 hour ago, paco said: Not going to lie. I was expecting the opposite from you. It was my Will Smith moment slapping @hputenis like a West Philly hood rat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 2 hours ago, paco said: I’m paco. My real name is Mike. I joined the OG board in 2001. And you are? I demand reparations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTANK Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 9 hours ago, olsilverhair said: I demand reparations i’ll give you a quarter to stfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 1 hour ago, NCTANK said: i’ll give you a quarter to stfu do you have venmo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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