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.......for some...... another way to think of it as .....your first time to taco bell...... well ....after your visit.

On 10/3/2022 at 7:53 PM, hputenis said:

When you wake up from all the butt stuff and the doctor takes off his lubed up gloves he might say "Everything went great. You may be a little sore for awhile,” then he leaves the room.  If the nurse walks in right afterwards and asks, "Who was that guy?” then it’s time to start panicking. 

Or if he has both hands on your shoulders during the "exam".

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Steve, thanks for the advice!

didn’t have anything done at this one. I was more wondering if my prostate was going to be fingered thankfully I PM’d @bobephand @Blobeph and they gave me some great advice on how to open wide just in case 

2 hours ago, Shepard Wong said:

Or if he has both hands on your shoulders during the "exam".

Or if he......

Lights some candles

Puts on some Barry White

Comes walking in with a pair of handcuffs

Smells like Channel #5

Sprays Channel #5 on you

Whistles " Somebody to love "

Dresses like one of the Village People

........ or all of the above.

 

 

 

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