Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

The Eagles Message Board

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

59 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

if there was no ghost pepper in the chili, im not impressed. 

We’re talking about a different kind of burning babycakes 

4 hours ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

We’re talking about a different kind of burning babycakes 

You thought it was from Chipotle didn't you?  Been there man!  I hope your butthole is recovering!  Now that I think about it, it's not all that different.  

12 minutes ago, hputenis said:

You thought it was from Chipotle didn't you?  Been there man!  I hope your butthole is recovering!  Now that I think about it, it's not all that different.  

What goes in must €um out 

  • Author
11 hours ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

Yeah and it’s burning in all the wrong (and right) places if you know what I mean 

I had peri peri chicken for lunch. Extra spicy... I'm paying for it right now. @olsilverhair can lick me arse

1 hour ago, Godfather said:

I had peri peri chicken for lunch. Extra spicy... I'm paying for it right now. @olsilverhair can lick me arse

Is peri peri your safe word? 

  • Author
1 minute ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

Is peri peri your safe word? 

Go sit on your giggle pistol! 

24 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Go sit on your giggle pistol! 

What’s that look like?

Page 6!

On 12/3/2022 at 10:35 AM, Arthur Jackson said:

Page 6!

Can’t wait for 69

16 minutes ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

Can’t wait for 69

PM @olsilverhair

Blog is softer than my poop after Indian food 

  • Author
15 hours ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

Blog is softer than my poop after Indian food 

Softer then @olsilverhairon hormone pills 

Where’s olsilverpubes? I want to fight him and kick him in his queef maker 

10 hours ago, Godfather said:

Softer then @olsilverhairon hormone pills 

softer than his furry little gerbils right before they meet their horrible demise 

 

  • Author
12 hours ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

Where’s olsilverpubes? I want to fight him and kick him in his queef maker 

@hputenis has him locked up in a cage giving him shock therapy 

  • Author
12 hours ago, NCTANK said:

softer than his furry little gerbils right before they meet their horrible demise 

 

Softer then Arties cornish hen with a nice butter puree 

2 hours ago, Godfather said:

butter puree 

🤣🤣🤣

10 hours ago, Godfather said:

Softer then Arties cornish hen with a nice butter puree 

She died as she lived...

  • Author
6 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

She died as she lived...

A wh***

Damn my nighttime poop really wreaks tonight. Sucks for olsilvertaint who’s giving me a blumpkin 

  • Author
9 hours ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

Damn my nighttime poop really wreaks tonight. Sucks for olsilvertaint who’s giving me a blumpkin 

Did you make sure he was in the splash zone? 

3 hours ago, Godfather said:

Did you make sure he was in the splash zone? 

Obv

  • Author

How was your hot cosby this morning @olsilverhair?

23 minutes ago, Godfather said:

How was your hot cosby this morning @olsilverhair?

Your dog has worms

  • Author
1 hour ago, olsilverhair said:

Your dog has worms

Use mouthwash next time you're done giving @EaglePhan1986 a blumpkin. Now you're stuck with the vet bill

Create an account or sign in to comment

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.