41 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Damn you for this thread @Redden 

I keep singing this song in my head from Bachelor Party... but I'm singing "Why do fat girls have nice hair".

You suck for this.

 

And….now it’s got me too.

Good song to have a glass of whiskey with

1 hour ago, Godfather said:

Good song to have a glass of whiskey with

I figured you for a wine cooler qweeeeer

13 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

how are you cooking your's ?

You know he smokes porks swords.

1 hour ago, rambo said:

You know he smokes porks swords.

6 minutes ago, Redden said:

 

1 hour ago, Redden said:

 

1 hour ago, rambo said:

 

10 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

I figured you for a wine cooler qweeeeer

Better the white claw bish

11 hours ago, rambo said:

 

 

9 hours ago, Redden said:

 

 

9 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

 

 

Red 2.0 is a General Practitioner.  She gave me hell for not having a physical since Covid started.  I told her that I would schedule one.  She told me to make an appointment with her.  I don't want my girlfriend being my Doctor.  My primary Doctor is a female.  I've been seeing her for years.  Am I going to piss off Red 2.0 by telling her that I'm sticking with my current doctor?  

Times yours.

Wait until she hears about your side proctologist in jersey (you know, your bottom bi*ch)

50 minutes ago, Redden said:

Red 2.0 is a General Practitioner.  She gave me hell for not having a physical since Covid started.  I told her that I would schedule one.  She told me to make an appointment with her.  I don't want my girlfriend being my Doctor.  My primary Doctor is a female.  I've been seeing her for years.  Am I going to piss off Red 2.0 by telling her that I'm sticking with my current doctor?  

Times yours.

Probably. Or maybe she is trying to prescribe you Viagra so you can harden the F up

1 hour ago, Redden said:

Red 2.0 is a General Practitioner.  She gave me hell for not having a physical since Covid started.  I told her that I would schedule one.  She told me to make an appointment with her.  I don't want my girlfriend being my Doctor.  My primary Doctor is a female.  I've been seeing her for years.  Am I going to piss off Red 2.0 by telling her that I'm sticking with my current doctor?  

Times yours.

 I used to live vicariously through your dalliances and escapades....... now I will move off to the side whilst this train crashes.

Long/Short : you're doomed.

On 12/2/2022 at 3:44 PM, Captain F said:

Fat girls get more protein on the face and in their hair.... if you catch my drift. 

I bet the fat girls been catching your drifts

8 minutes ago, Seventy_Yard_FG said:

I bet the fat girls been catching your drifts

Yesssiirrr. I married one.  Silkiest hair in the south.  

On 12/7/2022 at 5:42 AM, Godfather said:

Better the white claw bish

no, its not. you're both pickle sniffers. 

2 hours ago, Captain F said:

Yesssiirrr. I married one.  Silkiest hair in the south.  

her south or geographic south?

27 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

her south or geographic south?

Both.  

3 minutes ago, Captain F said:

Both.  

not sure this one got the memo 

 

2 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

no, its not. you're both pickle sniffers. 

What's up caulk gobbler

Just now, Godfather said:

What's up caulk gobbler

easy there, sloppy bottom. 

1 minute ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

easy there, sloppy bottom. 

Take it easy before @olsilverhairgives you another polish bike ride

1 hour ago, Godfather said:

Take it easy before @olsilverhairgives you another polish bike ride

ghey transportation jokes should be something you stear clear of, all things considered.