Times yours.

I

Have fake hair you mean

All that oil and butter and bacon grease and whatnot. 

she fierce!

Fat girls get more protein on the face and in their hair.... if you catch my drift. 

I'll bet she can really play the flute.

26 minutes ago, Captain F said:

Fat girls get more protein on the face and in their hair.... if you catch my drift. 

looks like she caught your whole drift then.

3 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

looks like she caught your whole drift then.

 

FYP

Nice hair.  Hit.

That reminds me...glad Jordan Davis is back this weekend. They need him clogging up the middle.

8 hours ago, Redden said:

Nice hair.  Hit.

Oh sh**, that reminds me. i need to get bridget jones 8 back to blockbuster.

🤢

please stop.

please.

 

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

If I can't navigate to her 'region', then she is too fat!

Fun fact: that is a full-sized polar bear rug. 

26 minutes ago, TV Guy said:

Fun fact: that is a full-sized polar bear rug. 

what, on her head ??

On 12/2/2022 at 11:45 PM, Redden said:

Nice hair.  Hit.

That's what @olsilverhairlooks like when he plays dress up with @Arthur Jackson

Just now, Godfather said:

That's what @olsilverhairlooks like when he plays dress up with @Arthur Jackson

Don't I know it. 

It takes a pint of flour to get to second base.

Just now, Arthur Jackson said:

Don't I know it. 

It takes a pint of flour to get to second base.

Deep fry those teets after?

9 hours ago, Godfather said:

Deep fry those teets after?

That would be cannibalism.  

Side note, humans taste like pork.

5 hours ago, Redden said:

 

Side note, humans taste like pork.

how are you cooking your's ?

Literally nothing is taboo on this board.

14 hours ago, Redden said:

That would be cannibalism.  

Side note, humans taste like pork.

Do you season it? 

Damn you for this thread @Redden 

I keep singing this song in my head from Bachelor Party... but I'm singing "Why do fat girls have nice hair".

You suck for this.