NOTW Posted May 30, 2021 Author Share Posted May 30, 2021 Dallas. Losers. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 I had Thai food for dinner on Friday night. It was 5/5 on the spicy scale. As I was exploding fire out of my arse on Saturday morning and utilizing almost an entire roll of toilet paper, I thought about how much the Cowboys suck. F Dallass, and F all their awful fake fans that have never even been to Texas. I drive through a little neighborhood on my way to our local Publix. There's one house that has a Dallas flag hanging outside. Every time the owner is outside I politely scream at the top of my lungs how much distaste I have for his stupid Cowturds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 2 hours ago, hputenis said: I had Thai food for dinner on Friday night. It was 5/5 on the spicy scale. As I was exploding fire out of my arse on Saturday morning and utilizing almost an entire roll of toilet paper, I thought about how much the Cowboys suck. F Dallass, and F all their awful fake fans that have never even been to Texas. I drive through a little neighborhood on my way to our local Publix. There's one house that has a Dallas flag hanging outside. Every time the owner is outside I politely scream at the top of my lungs how much distaste I have for his stupid Cowturds. so you were going to a pubix ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTW Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 On 5/31/2021 at 12:34 PM, hputenis said: I had Thai food for dinner on Friday night. It was 5/5 on the spicy scale. As I was exploding fire out of my arse on Saturday morning and utilizing almost an entire roll of toilet paper, I thought about how much the Cowboys suck. F Dallass, and F all their awful fake fans that have never even been to Texas. I drive through a little neighborhood on my way to our local Publix. There's one house that has a Dallas flag hanging outside. Every time the owner is outside I politely scream at the top of my lungs how much distaste I have for his stupid Cowturds. Bar verbal fight during a Cowboys/Eagles game the year TO was on the Cowboys and his first game back playing against Philly (when Lito intercepted a pick 6). This typical loud obnoxious Cowboys "fan" started ish with another Eagles fan me and my friend sat down with. The Cowboy guy was mouthing off and shouting "How bout dem Cowboys" and stuff like that and this other Eagles fan was going at it with him. He said you're probably not even from Dallas are you, where are you from? The guy says: "San Francisco baby!" Pauses..."Whoo hoo, how bout dem Cowboys?!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EaglesRocker97 Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 Two pages and more than a year gone and no one has made a single glory hole reference??? Even with this post to start it off: On 4/21/2020 at 11:57 AM, NOTW said: This ain't the EMB I know and love 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 18 hours ago, EaglesRocker97 said: Two pages and more than a year gone and no one has made a single glory hole reference??? Even with this post to start it off: This ain't the EMB I know and love Put this in your glory hole Francis! DallASS sucks! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted June 22, 2021 Share Posted June 22, 2021 Hey there captain, I believe you should run your posts by me first from now on, we clear! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted June 22, 2021 Share Posted June 22, 2021 6 hours ago, olsilverhair said: Hey there captain, I believe you should run your posts by me first from now on, we clear! If I'm the captain, then you're my first mate. Why do you fill up the slop bucket and go clean up the poopdeck from all the sheet you've been spewing? Otherwise I'll make you walk the plank backwards and blindfolded into an ocean of dagger-shaped buttplugs. And no, that is not a reward ****ot! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTW Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 Cowboys memes or GTFO! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Godfather Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 16 hours ago, NOTW said: Looks like @olsilverhair and @GA4M saying their goodbyes the morning after their 2 man trailer park f show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GA4M Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 On 5/31/2021 at 1:34 PM, hputenis said: I had Thai food for dinner on Friday night. It was 5/5 on the spicy scale. As I was exploding fire out of my arse on Saturday morning and utilizing almost an entire roll of toilet paper, I thought about how much the Cowboys suck. F Dallass, and F all their awful fake fans that have never even been to Texas. I drive through a little neighborhood on my way to our local Publix. There's one house that has a Dallas flag hanging outside. Every time the owner is outside I politely scream at the top of my lungs how much distaste I have for his stupid Cowturds. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA4M Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 I hate Dallas as much as most do. they may be able to play with the top NFC teams the way they look right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA4M Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 On 12/30/2021 at 4:55 PM, Godfather said: Looks like @olsilverhair and @GA4M saying their goodbyes the morning after their 2 man trailer park f show You post a lot like this, bet you've bobbed on a few. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 4 hours ago, GA4M said: Thanks for sharing. That was over 6 months ago you ‘ukn knob! Thanks for bringing it back up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA4M Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 minute ago, hputenis said: That was over 6 months ago you ‘ukn knob! Thanks for bringing it back up!! Just keeping things moving, get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 minute ago, GA4M said: Just keeping things moving, get it? You get it, get it in the ol stank hole from hpenis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA4M Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 On 1/1/2022 at 5:16 PM, olsilverhair said: You get it, get it in the ol stank hole from hpenis How do you know it stinks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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