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30 minutes ago, DaEagles4Life said:

Exactly. Just because you take lessons as an adult it doesn't mean the instincts will kick in like the would for someone that has swam their entire lives. Dude probably fell in, definitely panicked, sucked in some water, and now dead. Isn't that hard to decipher. 

Not to mention that in the photos of him taking swimming "lessons" he was wearing fins!

Remember your Uncle Murray divorced your Aunt Flo for sleeping with that flamingo dancer? Her children disowned her, the church shunned her. She started a drinking binge.

That flamingo dancer´s outfit he found was mine.

My mom was trying to make me take lessons to impress the neighbors. So l took the outfit, l hid it in Aunt Flo´s bedroom. l said l got mugged.

Aunt Flo´s insane now.

31 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

epstein did it !!!

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16 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Remember your Uncle Murray divorced your Aunt Flo for sleeping with that flamingo dancer? Her children disowned her, the church shunned her. She started a drinking binge.

That flamingo dancer´s outfit he found was mine.

My mom was trying to make me take lessons to impress the neighbors. So l took the outfit, l hid it in Aunt Flo´s bedroom. l said l got mugged.

Aunt Flo´s insane now.

FlaMINGO dancer, Arthur? Really? C'mon man, it's FlaMENCO! :roll:

1 minute ago, Outlaw said:

FlaMINGO dancer, Arthur? Really? C'mon man, it's FlaMENCO! :roll:

:nonono:

you kids have no appreciation for classic high-culture references 

6 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

:nonono:

you kids have no appreciation for classic high-culture references 

I'm 41. I haven't been called a kid in a long time. Thank YOU, sir. You've made my day. :wub:

Reminds me of this tragic story years ago. 

 

Six teens drown trying to save each other from Red River sinkhole

Six teenagers from at least two families drowned in the Red River in northwest Louisiana after they stepped from shallow water into a 18-foot sinkhole Monday, fire officials said .

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna38533071

4 hours ago, Outlaw said:

I'm 41. I haven't been called a kid in a long time. Thank YOU, sir. You've made my day. :wub:

Remember the Great Fire of 1979 that supposedly started in your garage?

When that chipmunk ingested some fertilizer and then fell into a can of kerosene instantly turning him into a flying little fluffy Molotov cocktail that set a blaze leveling the whole neighborhood west of Newton´s hardware store?
 

9 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Remember the Great Fire of 1979 that supposedly started in your garage?

When that chipmunk ingested some fertilizer and then fell into a can of kerosene instantly turning him into a flying little fluffy Molotov cocktail that set a blaze leveling the whole neighborhood west of Newton´s hardware store?
 

Biodome reference?

7 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Biodome reference?

this place need some classing up

I know what you're thinking: ILLEGAL, ILLEGAL!

9 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Biodome reference?

You know, that classic high-culture reference.

12 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

You know, that classic high-culture reference.

 

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19 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

this place need some classing up

 

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16 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Remember the Great Fire of 1979 that supposedly started in your garage?

When that chipmunk ingested some fertilizer and then fell into a can of kerosene instantly turning him into a flying little fluffy Molotov cocktail that set a blaze leveling the whole neighborhood west of Newton´s hardware store?
 

False.

It was a gerbil that crawled out of Richard Gere's ass.

Republicans want to know where was Hillary.

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Friggin' Vince Foster all over again.

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1 hour ago, Outlaw said:

False.

It was a gerbil that crawled out of Richard Gere's ass.

lemmiwinks !!!!

Probably walked in on Michelle changing and saw her enormous dong.

BREAKING NEWS - SUSPECT ARRESTED - THE OBAMA'S SOUS chef charged with murder  !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And one more for the ignore list. 

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4 hours ago, Procus said:

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