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Obama chef found dead in pond on his Martha's Vineyard estatate

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Obama, still not running for office, still triggering the weak.

10 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

Obama, still not running for office, still triggering the weak.

Obama literally owns @Procus.

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I do

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Was there an electric boat in the area ?

  • 7 months later...
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43 minutes ago, Procus said:

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not even yours?

On 8/30/2024 at 6:17 AM, Boogyman said:

...literally...

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20 hours ago, Procus said:

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it's such a weird flex for a poster to put up a thread to fantasize about the size of michelle's dong while also posting threads, obsessing over their political views.

you are so special, puddin.

On 4/16/2025 at 2:40 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

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Used in proper context, I've seen the receipts

Literally every major news outlet reported the death of the Obamas' personal chef when it happened. The problem is they didn't turn an accidental drowning into a conspiracy for the loons out there.

On 4/16/2025 at 1:54 PM, Procus said:

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Connect the dots for me

1 hour ago, toolg said:

Literally every major news outlet reported the death of the Obamas' personal chef when it happened. The problem is they didn't turn an accidental drowning into a conspiracy for the loons out there.

TBF, I think the naked part was the bigger question that people wanted answered.

11 minutes ago, paco said:

TBF, I think the naked part was the bigger question that people wanted answered.

he wasn't naked.

22 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

he wasn't naked.

Wait, so procus' meme was wrong?

(Honestly, I remember this story and didn't even spend more than 5 minutes thinking about it)

On 4/23/2025 at 10:01 AM, paco said:

Wait, so procus' meme was wrong?

(Honestly, I remember this story and didn't even spend more than 5 minutes thinking about it)

as shocking as it may seem, yes procus posted something entirely inaccurate and purposely misleading.

On 4/23/2025 at 9:01 AM, paco said:

Wait, so procus' meme was wrong?

(Honestly, I remember this story and didn't even spend more than 5 minutes thinking about it)

@Procus added the naked part. It was aspirational.

  • 3 months later...
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Thanks to the Supreme Court, Obama can continue his blood thirsty killing spree with complete immunity.

procus' uncontrollable lust for obama's dong is a top 5 reason why cvon is so enjoyable.

1 hour ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

procus' uncontrollable lust for obama's dong is a top 5 reason why cvon is so enjoyable.

he REALLY wants michelle’s…but i think he’d settle for barack’s.

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