An old fan favorite.  I’m bringing it back.

Go Haiku yourselves about anything 2020 related.  Billy Redden, I believe you’re batting first.

 

A cloud of Covid

Blew across the parking lot

I don’t feel so good 

A blob of eph

Hid in my bushes

My butthole hurts

 

They founded the Chaz

Then commie food lines started

I laughed at their fail

First there was a biker

Then there was an Irish Ginger chick

Now OP is a ****ot

China are a bat

We got a summer vacay

Probably left us 

It appears that most

Of you have no friggin clue

How to do haiku

EMB was closed.

@VaBeach_Eagle saved us

With a new website. 

Thanks VA Beach Eagle. Grateful!

On 7/4/2020 at 9:42 PM, Passepartout said:

Thanks VA Beach Eagle. Grateful!

Worst Haiku ever.
 

Fictional Summer

Race Riots, Murder hornets

August: Aliens

Even if no League

You can still count on the fact

Cowgirls will suck dong.

Burma Shave

 

 

There once was a girl named Sharona
Who went on vacation to Daytona.  
In bars, clubs, and beaches.  
"No Mask”!! she screetches  
And went home spreading CORONA.
 

Covid numbers rise

Tropical storm makes land fall

Beirut is a blast

 

Off to New Jersey
joining lots of Covid folks
laying on the beach
 

3 minutes ago, Redden said:

Off to New Jersey
joining lots of Covid folks
laying on the beach
 

Dont get a sun burn

you might catch gonorrhea 

but that is OK.

Harleys Vag is clean
I made her get it tested
Thanks for your concern

Thank  you for the news

we are awating the nudes

send them when you can.

6 hours ago, Redden said:

Harleys Vag is clean
I made her get it tested
Thanks for your concern

And the WU crowd

still awaits you to come through

nude pics of Irish

Wipe sweat from my eyes

Oh yeah, I cut hot peppers

Now the fun begins......

54 minutes ago, BFit said:

Wipe sweat from my eyes

Oh yeah, I cut hot peppers

Now the fun begins......

I feel your pain, brother.

 

Wished you can say that in a southern accent like that of Bill Clinton!

11 hours ago, Passepartout said:

Wished you can say that in a southern accent like that of Bill Clinton!

The form was not right

Yet the syllabic count was

I guess it's well done!

Wished you could say that
in a southern accent like
that of Bill Clinton.

F me, it works!

2020 sucks

An effing chicken sandwich

And now this bull ish

Looking forward to 2020 camapign but this is the new normal as all life changes.