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An old fan favorite.  I’m bringing it back.

Go Haiku yourselves about anything 2020 related.  Billy Redden, I believe you’re batting first.

 

A cloud of Covid

Blew across the parking lot

I don’t feel so good 

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A blob of eph

Hid in my bushes

My butthole hurts

 

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They founded the Chaz

Then commie food lines started

I laughed at their fail

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First there was a biker

Then there was an Irish Ginger chick

Now OP is a ****ot

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China are a bat

We got a summer vacay

Probably left us 

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It appears that most

Of you have no friggin clue

How to do haiku

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EMB was closed.

@VaBeach_Eagle saved us

With a new website. 

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Thanks VA Beach Eagle. Grateful!

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On 7/4/2020 at 9:42 PM, Passepartout said:

Thanks VA Beach Eagle. Grateful!

Worst Haiku ever.
 

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Fictional Summer

Race Riots, Murder hornets

August: Aliens

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Even if no League

You can still count on the fact

Cowgirls will suck dong.

Burma Shave

 

 

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There once was a girl named Sharona
Who went on vacation to Daytona.  
In bars, clubs, and beaches.  
"No Mask”!! she screetches  
And went home spreading CORONA.
 

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Covid numbers rise

Tropical storm makes land fall

Beirut is a blast

<_< 

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Off to New Jersey
joining lots of Covid folks
laying on the beach
 

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3 minutes ago, Redden said:

Off to New Jersey
joining lots of Covid folks
laying on the beach
 

Dont get a sun burn

you might catch gonorrhea 

but that is OK.

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Harleys Vag is clean
I made her get it tested
Thanks for your concern

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Thank  you for the news

we are awating the nudes

send them when you can.

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6 hours ago, Redden said:

Harleys Vag is clean
I made her get it tested
Thanks for your concern

And the WU crowd

still awaits you to come through

nude pics of Irish

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Wipe sweat from my eyes

Oh yeah, I cut hot peppers

Now the fun begins......

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54 minutes ago, BFit said:

Wipe sweat from my eyes

Oh yeah, I cut hot peppers

Now the fun begins......

I feel your pain, brother.

 

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Wished you can say that in a southern accent like that of Bill Clinton!

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11 hours ago, Passepartout said:

Wished you can say that in a southern accent like that of Bill Clinton!

The form was not right

Yet the syllabic count was

I guess it's well done!

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Wished you could say that
in a southern accent like
that of Bill Clinton.

F me, it works!

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2020 sucks

An effing chicken sandwich

And now this bull ish

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Looking forward to 2020 camapign but this is the new normal as all life changes.

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