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The Official: Good Ole Sleepy/Creepy Joe: sniffs, grips and slips

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but did she walk through houses under construction?  

1. :lol: at "Hunt doggydog"

2. I see the famous quadruple match is missing :lol:

On 5/9/2020 at 9:00 PM, Quiet Boy said:

Reade is clearly unstable but what else do you expect? 

Progressive women like this are a dime-a-dozen on the left.

Yes but they give much better bj's.

 

On 5/7/2020 at 2:26 PM, VanHammersly said:

:roll:

It's not as if it takes a unique voice to write things in ALL CAPS and say SOCIALIST over and over again.  He could have a team of 12 year olds writing them.

Yeah I don't think Donald writes that stuff.  Eric and Jr. however...

  • 3 weeks later...

team joe stepping up their email game: 

Did someone say "birthday?"
 
 
  • photo?spsize=80X80&fallback_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs.yimg.com%2Fdh%2Fap%2Fsocial%2Fprofile%2Fprofile_a64.png&alphatar_photo=true&appId=YMailNorrin&badge=false&appId=YMailNorrin
     
    JoeBiden.com <info@joebiden.com>
     
     
    Fri, Jun 12 at 1:05 PM
     
     
     
    mail?url=https%3A%2F%2Fgo.joebiden.com%2

    Hey Bidenbot, it’s Rob, Joe Biden’s Digital Director.

    On our team, we like to "have fun on the internet.” And you know, there’s nothing more fun than birthdays. They’re the best. Every year, I do a karaoke party and invite a prominent Republican. They’ve never come, though three years ago, Jeb Bush’s press secretary told me to stop emailing him.

    Well, someone we all know quite well is celebrating a birthday this weekend. And it’s a big one: his last in the White House. I don’t know how he’ll choose to celebrate: maybe a surprise party during his bunker inspection. An extra half hour of his morning cable news binge. Maybe he’ll have a fast food party like he does for visiting sports teams for whatever reason (??).

    Anyway. I’m a big card guy, so I want to send him one, but I need your help.


    So what do you say, Bidenbot, will you join me in having some fun on the internet today? Check out the card we’re working on below and add your name to help us reach one million co-signers:

    To: DONALD TRUMP

    "ENJOY YOUR
    LAST BIRTHDAY
    IN THE
    WHITE HOUSE

    XOXO,
    TEAM JOE
     
    SIGN THE CARD
    BDAYCLOWN.png.203047ff50faff3878a6a38de5f752b5.png

    So anyway, I hope no one spoils the surprise. But if the President should read this: I hope you enjoy this card. My friends and I worked really hard on it -- so maybe give it some space on your fridge. You’re running out of time to do that before voters send you packing, ya know.

    Sincerely,

    Rob Flaherty
    Digital Director
    Biden for President

Bidenbot? :lol:

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