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As one of the "Elder Statesmen" on this board I decided to give back to the community that's kept me entertained for the last 3 decades.  Feel free to ask me questions about the meaning of life.  Ask me questions about sports.  Ask me questions about my fat girlfriends who have beautiful hair.  Ask me about heart attacks.  Ask me for my wing recipe.

Times yours.

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Why was Hilbert space a necessary milieu for the development of the linear algebraic formulation of quantum mechanics?

Was a normed vector space insufficient?

Why or why not?

Submit your answer in dactylic hexameter using ugaritic cuneiform.

I’ll stay on the same line as @Arthur Jackson

 

Why is it that after wipe after wipe after wipe, it still leaves a mark?

1 minute ago, paco said:

Why is it that after wipe after wipe after wipe, it still leaves a mark?

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11 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

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False. No one eats there. I’ve never been to one nor met someone that’s eaten there. It’s a front to give the lizard people a safe place to meet

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1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Why was Hilbert space a necessary milieu for the development of the linear algebraic formulation of quantum mechanics?

Was a normed vector space insufficient?

Why or why not?

Submit your answer in dactylic hexameter using ugaritic cuneiform.

Good Lord man, this is "Ask Redden", not "Ask Stephen Hawking".

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1 hour ago, paco said:

I’ll stay on the same line as @Arthur Jackson

 

Why is it that after wipe after wipe after wipe, it still leaves a mark?

Toilet paper is manufactured to react to body heat and leave a mark.  It's a planned obsolescence to sell more toilet paper.

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51 minutes ago, paco said:

False. No one eats there. I’ve never been to one nor met someone that’s eaten there. It’s a front to give the lizard people a safe place to meet

False.  I eat there.  With the lizard people.  Then crap my pantalonas.

how does a blind person know when they are done wiping ? 

On a fat gal..... how do you know where the fat stops and the boobs begin ? So she might have what appears to be big boobs...... but is it boobs or fat ?

Just now, Steve 17 said:

On a fat gal..... how do you know where the fat stops and the boobs begin ? So she might have what appears to be big boobs...... but is it boobs or fat ?

After some of those other questions I felt important to stay in your wheelhouse.

Why do white people love Wayne Brady?

How deep is your love?

Why’d everybody dump on Elmo ?

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4 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

how does a blind person know when they are done wiping ? 

Sniff test.

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2 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

On a fat gal..... how do you know where the fat stops and the boobs begin ? So she might have what appears to be big boobs...... but is it boobs or fat ?

Considering that I do know fat girls, there is one thing I can guarantee.  Big gorgeous boobs.  They may be fat filled, but they are still awe inspiring.

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1 hour ago, Mat said:

Why do white people love Wayne Brady?

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1 hour ago, The_Omega said:

How deep is your love?

How deep is your love?

I really need to know.

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1 hour ago, Talkingbirds said:

Why’d everybody dump on Elmo ?

Remember when you were in elementary school and you had a friend you hung around with and you liked him but then you got older and cooler and he was still doing nerdy childish stuff so you kind of distanced yourself from him?

It's kind of like that.

When you close your eyes, do you dream about me?

So I guess the lingering question on everyone's mind is...

Why does @paco have a dirty butt?

Any theories, @schmoopie?

Where is @greend?

What advice would you give to a 14-15 year old male ?

Female ?

 

Is dub step still a thing?

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