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You have been warned. Fox is reporting, so it must be good info.

5 days left to get your affairs in order. Time to get on your knees and pray.

I feel fine

🙏

That's great, it starts with an earthquake

 

What's the significance of the date?

Tonight I'm going to party like it's 1999.

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31 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

What's the significance of the date?

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58 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

What's the significance of the date?

just another in a long line of reethards.

I survived Y2K and SARS CoV-2.  There's no way the 23rd day of April is taking me out.

21 hours ago, Mike030270 said:

What's the significance of the date?

April 23

April - the tart who banged all four Ninja Turtles and probably that rat boss.

23 - Wicketkeeper Glenn Phillips' jersey number on the New Zealand Blackcaps.

four plus 23 is 27

23 minus four is 19

27 minus 19 is 8, which is the combined IQ of @EagleVA and @Mike31mt (even if you consider that they're the same person)

8 rhymes with ate

I just ate an entire fish and chips from Byfleet - and now it's gone

Therefore the universe will be gone

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Promises. Promises......

just in case this is true, i am going to smoke a lot of pot tomorrow for no other reason at all. 

Jesus had this to say about that (Matthew 24:35-36):

Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away. But about that day and hour no one knows, neither the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

The good news -- spending my last weekend in Vegas.

The bad news -- going for my dad's 80th birthday, so both my parents and wife will be there.

Can we move this up to early afternoon today to spare me?

2 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

The good news -- spending my last weekend in Vegas.

The bad news -- going for my dad's 80th birthday, so both my parents and wife will be there.

Can we move this up to early afternoon today to spare me?

I'll ask

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2 hours ago, sameaglesfan said:

Jesus had this to say about that (Matthew 24:35-36):

Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away. But about that day and hour no one knows, neither the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

I can't ask my dad.

28 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

The good news -- spending my last weekend in Vegas.

The bad news -- going for my dad's 80th birthday, so both my parents and wife will be there.

Can we move this up to early afternoon today to spare me?

make sure you count all the chairs in the room

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I love in Parks and Rec when the cult wants to reserve the park for the end of the world. The date they want is booked, so he looks at his book and says oh I misread that, and gives a date that's available.

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4 days  left

37 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

4 days  left

and not a moment too soon

22 hours ago, Mike030270 said:

What's the significance of the date?

42324 is a palindrome.  God hates those.

 

6 minutes ago, Shepard Wong said:

42324 is a palindrome.  God hates those.

 

false!

If god hated palindromes he wouldn't have created boobs

4 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

false!

If god hated palindromes he wouldn't have created boobs

correction: he wouldn't have created boob.

since boobs come in pairs, I think this clearly shows not only that God exists, but that he definitively and without question hates palindromes.

it's only logical.

The aliens are coming.

Marshall Applewhite — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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Poor tragic lepers repel cigar troop

10 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

Poor tragic lepers repel cigar troop

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