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17 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Where are you people going to fit Greenland's star on your flag? Isn't it a bit cluttered as is?

And 51 is a weird number. It's not prime but - 3 rows of 17? You guys are F'ed.

Still waiting to make Puerto Rico the 51st state.

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9 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

Still waiting to make Puerto Rico the 51st state.

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37 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Where are you people going to fit Greenland's star on your flag? Isn't it a bit cluttered as is?

And 51 is a weird number. It's not prime but - 3 rows of 17? You guys are F'ed.

New territories shall be numbered as districts. Greenland shall be District 4 responsible for lithium mines and crude oil reserves, Canada- District 1 shall provide us with lumber, crude oil and syrups, Mexico- District 2 shall provide fresh fruits and vegetables and traveling labor, Puerto Rico- District 3 shall provide coffee, rum, sugar cane and vacation hospitality.

Just now, MidMoFo said:

New territories shall be numbered as districts. Greenland shall be District 4 responsible for lithium mines and crude oil reserves, Canada- District 1 shall provide us with lumber, crude oil and syrups, Mexico- District 2 shall provide fresh fruits and vegetables and traveling labor, Puerto Rico- District 3 shall provide coffee, rum, sugar cane and hookers.

FYP and I'm on board!

6 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

FYP and I'm on board!

Ohhh nooo! This is a new golden age for America. For Americans who speak American!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

and we’re keeping the hookers for bikini football games!

2 hours ago, DrPhilly said:

Any delays and we double it

 

3 minutes ago, MidMoFo said:

and we’re keeping the hookers for bikini football games!

yay!

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2 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

Here's some other top results from the notoriously accurate Political Polls:

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Fatality. :roll: 

Oh would you look at that. The cycle remains undefeated. :roll: 

 

10 minutes ago, pisceschica said:

 

German libtard 1: Alright guys, we really hate Trump, how can we show our displeasure?

German libtard 2: I know, let's depict him as having really giant balls. I mean ridiculously, oversized cohones! Men hate that!

I'm begging libtards to recruit males with normal testosterone levels to help with their messaging. :lol: 

44 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

yay!

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9-way tie

25 minutes ago, Kz! said:

German libtard 1: Alright guys, we really hate Trump, how can we show our displeasure?

German libtard 2: I know, let's depict him as having really giant balls. I mean ridiculously, oversized cohones! Men hate that!

I'm begging libtards to recruit males with normal testosterone levels to help with their messaging. :lol: 

^^^lil bro over here seething about the floats :roll:

 

I saw the Elon one yesterday:

Controversial floats of Trump, Putin and Elon Musk with swastika leave people shocked at German parade

56 minutes ago, Kz! said:

Fatality. :roll: 

Trumptards: Polls are total bull ish. They said Harris would win.

Also Trumptards: Hey check out these polls saying how great Trump's 90 minute speech was !

30 minutes ago, Kz! said:

German libtard 1: Alright guys, we really hate Trump, how can we show our displeasure?

German libtard 2: I know, let's depict him as having really giant balls. I mean ridiculously, oversized cohones! Men hate that!

I'm begging libtards to recruit males with normal testosterone levels to help with their messaging. :lol: 

So now we know why Pederson left - when we were all calling him Big Balls Doug for going for it all the time, it was actually an insult!   

Just now, mikemack8 said:

So now we know why Pederson left - when we were all calling him Big Balls Doug for going for it all the time, it was actually an insult!   

Number 1: Pederson was fired.

Number 2: I didn't know we called him that :lol:

 

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6 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

 

She might have a lower IQ than WV Mike.

I'm so glad I voted for him. That is a president. 

 

 

12 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

I'm so glad I voted for him. That is a president. 

 

 

Unhinged 

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