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2 hours ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Reminder that all I did was call you Tubby Maguire and you completely lost your sheet and started calling me autistic. Not exactly building a strong case there, procus jr.

Now that I'm somewhere where I can properly respond.....

The BEST part of this typical interaction with you (by typical I mean the usual pattern where you obsessively stick your nose into my conversation, so I make you look like an a** (you seriously tried to counter me calling you an autistic for your obsessiveness and bringing up old conversations by..... bringing up an old conversation. JFC you moron roll ), and then you die on a hill by deflection) is that in this case you thought it would be super clever to be "Oh, I bet you are fat" as your gotcha.

You DO realize that I've met dozens of people on this board, and therefore have had my picture posted countless times, right? Everyone knows what I look like and I've never tried to pretend I'm something I'm not, like the TEWs of the board. I've literally joked how now that I'm pushing 50 and have a kid so I grew a dad bod.

You however... no one has ever seen you. No one has ever met you. I'm guessing you are a pale, spindly little dork who looks like they never played a sport in their life. I bet you have a rat face that couldn't get laid by a hooker even if you had a $100 bill hanging out of your zipper. I can only speculate because you hide behind your computer and act like either an autistic or the most pathetic little troll.

Prove me wrong Urkel.

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6 minutes ago, paco said:

Everyone knows what I look like

You were a hairy baby weren't you?

Just now, DrPhilly said:

You were a hairy baby weren't you?

I had a full head of hair when I was born, yes.

Somehow I threaded the needle of having a lot of body hair BUT thankfully not balding. I'll take it.

May include: A black and white newspaper cover with the headline "BAT CHILD FOUND IN CAVE!" and a photo of a boy with large ears and a wide open mouth. The text "Boy captured by explorers 2 miles underground!" is also on the cover.

3 minutes ago, paco said:

I had a full head of hair when I was born, yes.

Somehow I threaded the needle of having a lot of body hair BUT thankfully not balding. I'll take it.

You still have time but I hope it works out for you.

Both my father and his father were already half bald by the time they were 25 and my little brother is well on his way. Somehow, I got lucky and have the same hair as my grandfather on my mother's side and he still had a full head at 85.

Just now, DrPhilly said:

You still have time but I hope it works out for you.

Both my father and his father were already half bald by the time they were 25 and my little brother is well on his way. Somehow, I got lucky and have the same hair as my grandfather on my mother's side and he still had a full head at 85.

I should be good. It's pretty much as thick as it always been. And my dad is pushing 80 and still has all his hair.

Speaking of dad's hair.... this is a bit crazy. He was completely gray (I'm getting there) before his cancer diagnosis. The radiation caused him to lose a bunch of hair, but when it grew back the only gray he now has is the hair he didn't lose.

2 minutes ago, paco said:

I should be good. It's pretty much as thick as it always been. And my dad is pushing 80 and still has all his hair.

Speaking of dad's hair.... this is a bit crazy. He was completely gray (I'm getting there) before his cancer diagnosis. The radiation caused him to lose a bunch of hair, but when it grew back the only gray he now has is the hair he didn't lose.

Interesting. Hope he is doing well.

1 minute ago, DrPhilly said:

Interesting. Hope he is doing well.

He's good. Screened cancer free at his last checkup. Almost back to full strength. Back to being a pig headed Ukrainian lol

1 minute ago, paco said:

He's good. Screened cancer free at his last checkup. Almost back to full strength. Back to being a pig headed Ukrainian lol

Very good to hear!

Just now, DrPhilly said:

Very good to hear!

Thanks. Figured I'd give too much information since he's also met a bunch of people from the board, including 2 folks that post in CVON.

Unlike that fugly troglodyte WGB roll

Just now, paco said:

Unlike that fugly troglodyte WGB

You're being too kind to him. I just don't bother.

Just now, DrPhilly said:

You're being too kind to him. I just don't bother.

I try to ignore him 95% of the time, but when he steps in it I just can't help myself lol

Me: Dude, you're autistic. What normal human being obsesses over things the way you do and brings up old conversations from a decade ago, unprompted, as "gotchas".

Microdick energy: Lol ok, you remind me of that time 5 years ago when a poster who is no longer here said......

F'n tool roll

Just now, paco said:

I try to ignore him 95% of the time, but when he steps in it I just can't help myself lol

I've managed for over 5 years now and with no exceptions despite him quoting me time and again with his stupid attacks.

Just now, DrPhilly said:

I've managed for over 5 years now and with no exceptions despite him quoting me time and again with his stupid attacks.

Literally what drug me into this.  I don't interact with him, he seeks me out.  I'd call him a stalker, but that's your schtick. 

12 minutes ago, paco said:

Literally what drug me into this.  I don't interact with him, he seeks me out.  I'd call him a stalker, but that's your schtick. 

Yep, I'm coming round tomorrow after I slide by the clubhouse for a couple pops 🙂

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3 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Yep, I'm coming round tomorrow after I slide by the clubhouse for a couple pops 🙂

Have at it. I took Ellie there last night for a daddy daughter dinner date so I won’t be back there for a little while.

Just now, paco said:

Have at it. I took Ellie there last night for a daddy daughter dinner date so I won’t be back there for a little while.

Sounds like fun. Honestly, I haven't been there since before COVID. I'll have to pop by next time I'm in town and see what's happened to it. I guess the club is doing ok. I played there whenever I came through back when it was public. Fun course.

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23 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Sounds like fun. Honestly, I haven't been there since before COVID. I'll have to pop by next time I'm in town and see what's happened to it. I guess the club is doing ok. I played there whenever I came through back when it was public. Fun course.

Or, don’t. Stay out of my yard Arvid

17 hours ago, Gannan said:

Reagan and Will were nothing no but liberal RINOs

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I think the color should be gold instead of red

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