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If they were conducting an audit we'd be waiting for the outcome before making decisions to cleave off 200k from the federal workforce.

They're not conducting an audit. 

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21 minutes ago, Procus said:

There are many different types of audits.  From Grok - too large so I'm cutting and pasting.

what is an audit
An audit is a systematic and independent examination of records, statements, operations, or financial accounts to verify their accuracy, compliance with laws and regulations, or efficiency. Here are some key aspects of an audit:
 
  • Financial Audit: This is the most common type, where auditors examine an organization's financial statements to ensure they are accurate and in compliance with accounting standards. They look for any discrepancies, fraud, or misrepresentation in financial reporting.
  • Compliance Audit: Focuses on checking if an organization follows specific laws, regulations, policies, or procedures. This can be related to industry standards, environmental regulations, or internal company policies.
  • Operational Audit: Evaluates the efficiency and effectiveness of operational processes. It aims to improve performance, identify inefficiencies, and enhance operational controls.
  • Information Systems Audit: Involves reviewing the controls, security, and processes of an organization's IT infrastructure to ensure data integrity, security, and that IT governance is in place.
  • Internal vs. External Audit:
    • Internal Audit: Conducted by an organization's own audit department to assess internal controls, risk management, and governance processes.
    • External Audit: Performed by independent auditors from outside the organization, typically for financial reporting to stakeholders like shareholders, regulators, or creditors.
 
The process generally involves:
 
  1. Planning: Defining the audit's scope, objectives, and methodology.
  2. Execution: Gathering evidence, testing controls, and interviewing staff.
  3. Reporting: Documenting findings, including any issues or recommendations for improvements.
  4. Follow-up: Ensuring that recommendations are implemented and issues are resolved.
 
Audits aim to provide assurance (that systems and records are accurate) or consultative advice (on how to improve processes or compliance). They are crucial for maintaining trust in financial markets, ensuring regulatory compliance, and promoting operational efficiency.

Audits take longer than a few hours, dude. These are not audits.

21 minutes ago, Procus said:

There are many different types of audits.  From Grok - too large so I'm cutting and pasting.

what is an audit
An audit is a systematic and independent examination of records, statements, operations, or financial accounts to verify their accuracy, compliance with laws and regulations, or efficiency. Here are some key aspects of an audit:
 
  • Financial Audit: This is the most common type, where auditors examine an organization's financial statements to ensure they are accurate and in compliance with accounting standards. They look for any discrepancies, fraud, or misrepresentation in financial reporting.
  • Compliance Audit: Focuses on checking if an organization follows specific laws, regulations, policies, or procedures. This can be related to industry standards, environmental regulations, or internal company policies.
  • Operational Audit: Evaluates the efficiency and effectiveness of operational processes. It aims to improve performance, identify inefficiencies, and enhance operational controls.
  • Information Systems Audit: Involves reviewing the controls, security, and processes of an organization's IT infrastructure to ensure data integrity, security, and that IT governance is in place.
  • Internal vs. External Audit:
    • Internal Audit: Conducted by an organization's own audit department to assess internal controls, risk management, and governance processes.
    • External Audit: Performed by independent auditors from outside the organization, typically for financial reporting to stakeholders like shareholders, regulators, or creditors.
 
The process generally involves:
 
  1. Planning: Defining the audit's scope, objectives, and methodology.
  2. Execution: Gathering evidence, testing controls, and interviewing staff.
  3. Reporting: Documenting findings, including any issues or recommendations for improvements.
  4. Follow-up: Ensuring that recommendations are implemented and issues are resolved.
 
Audits aim to provide assurance (that systems and records are accurate) or consultative advice (on how to improve processes or compliance). They are crucial for maintaining trust in financial markets, ensuring regulatory compliance, and promoting operational efficiency.

You pretty much exactly what I wrote.

DOGE is not running audits.

13 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

If they were conducting an audit we'd be waiting for the outcome before making decisions to cleave off 200k from the federal workforce.

They're not conducting an audit. 

That's exactly what I've said now 10x for two weeks.  Also, they would be involving actual auditors.

but he googled "what is an audit". :meh:   

 

 

 

 

:roll: :roll:   

2 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

You pretty much exactly what I wrote.

DOGE is not running audits.

just remember this is what you're debating ... 

 

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3 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

just remember this is what you're debating ... 

yikes

2 hours ago, Paul852 said:

Is anyone else surprised that the Department of Government Efficiency has missed their self-imposed deadline for receipts TWICE :lol:

I fully expect the final edit to be "Receipts coming soon"

I think it's high time to audit D.O.G.E. and start trimming some fat, starting at the top.

36 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

That's exactly what I've said now 10x for two weeks.  Also, they would be involving actual auditors.

20 year old software "whiz kids" aren't auditors? 

next you're gonna tell me a guy whose businesses profit heavily from government funding has no business overseeing a government agency. :nonono:

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Anyone know someone that's taking the buyout?

also musk:

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31 minutes ago, Procus said:

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wow so you mean not every death is meticulously accounted for in a column of a database? wow. just wow.

#winning.

 

he's falsely equating this field not being updated as accurately as it ought to be with social security payments being sent out. 

you idiots continue to idiot.

39 minutes ago, Procus said:

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Public Accounting Perks and Comp Circa ...

41 minutes ago, Procus said:

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Maybe somebody should audit that to see what the implications are (which probably are almost nothing). Or you know, you can share a screenshot of the query to get people pissed off.

26 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

you idiots continue to idiot.

I see you project a lot :roll:

1 hour ago, Mike030270 said:

Anyone know someone that's taking the buyout?

My neighbor.  Retired after 25yrs in Navy, but kept his job at navy depot as a civilian.  Was going to retire in September anyways.  It’s still sorta up in air because of court rulings.  Great neighbor except he’s a Commander’s fan.

15 minutes ago, Talkingbirds said:

My neighbor.  Retired after 25yrs in Navy, but kept his job at navy depot as a civilian.  Was going to retire in September anyways.  It’s still sorta up in air because of court rulings.  Great neighbor except he’s a Commander’s fan.

I know someone similar. I believe 27 years and then did civilian for a few decades. He's been going back and forth about retiring for a few years now. His position expires at the end of the year. Said he'll take the buyout if negotiations work out in his favor

It's going to be interesting how this works out for these people

1 hour ago, Procus said:

I see you project a lot :roll:

Says the idiot who continuously posts MAGA projection that's disproven with receipts :lol:

You're a clown.

1 hour ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Says the idiot who continuously posts MAGA projection that's disproven with receipts :lol:

You're a clown.

It seems to capture your attention.

Cat. Laser. 😆

Must. Protest. Harder......

 

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