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I can't believe @VanHammersly and @Toastrel are avoiding conversing with a guy who chokes down medicine made for horses.

What a couple of losers!

4 hours ago, Procus said:

I think in a lot of cases, there's a considerable amount of mental illness that factors in as well.  If Freud was alive today, I'm sure he'd have a field day analyzing CVON

He could probably start with the one who's pretended to be a lawyer for years in order to impress and gain some sort of emotional validation/approval from the other mentally ill board members.

13 hours ago, Tnt4philly said:

You effing clowns are obsessing over a few posters are taking a brake from this sheet hole, and you think they are the ones with a mental illness?  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alexa, pull up data on mental illness and political affiliation, please. :lol: :roll: 

2 minutes ago, Kz! said:

Alexa, pull up data on mental illness and political affiliation, please. :lol: :roll: 

I asked Siri what the model of mental health is and she said it's low testosterone department store employees who brag about going to outdoor Hanson concerts and beg anonymous strangers to make fun of them on the internet.

3 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

I asked Siri what the model of mental health is and she said it's low testosterone department store employees who brag about going to outdoor Hanson concerts and beg anonymous strangers to make fun of them on the internet.

Nothing about people who construct elaborate fantasies about other posters and have an extreme napoleon complex due to their pathetically small stature? Huh, weird. 

2 minutes ago, Kz! said:

Nothing about people who construct elaborate fantasies about other posters and have an extreme napoleon complex due to their pathetically small stature? Huh, weird. 

You're almost there

14 hours ago, Tnt4philly said:

You effing clowns are obsessing over a few posters are taking a brake from this sheet hole, and you think they are the ones with a mental illness?  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

:roll: 

5 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

:roll: 

Typos, bad auto corrects, and lazy editing can be fixed.

You will always be the dumbest mofo on CVON, and KKKz’s beetch. 

1 minute ago, Tnt4philly said:

Typos, bad auto corrects, and lazy editing can be fixed.

You will always be the dumbest mofo on CVON, and KKKz’s beetch. 

Keep telling yourself that, crackhead 

10 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

Typos, bad auto corrects, and lazy editing can be fixed.

You will always be the dumbest mofo on CVON, and KKKz’s beetch. 

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20 hours ago, GreenReaper said:

Yes, you should get a life and join more message boards.

your grinder account doesn't count so maybe flex a little less. 

five stars

15 hours ago, Dave Moss said:

...chokes down medicine made for horses.

I thought it  went in his butt

Just now, Arthur Jackson said:

I thought it  went in his butt

of course you did. 

2 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

of course you did. 

what are you saying? :mellow2:

58 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

what are you saying? :mellow2:

nothing you didn't already ... :ph34r:

9 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

nothing you didn't already ... :ph34r:

You're an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in cellophane.

Just now, Arthur Jackson said:

You're an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in cellophane.

you forgot, placed in a yeti cooler. 

18 hours ago, Procus said:

I think in a lot of cases, there's a considerable amount of mental illness that factors in as well.  If Freud was alive today, I'm sure he'd have a field day analyzing CVON

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

And sometimes that cigar is in your butt.

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On 1/27/2025 at 6:37 PM, Procus said:

I think in a lot of cases, there's a considerable amount of mental illness that factors in as well.  If Freud was alive today, I'm sure he'd have a field day analyzing CVON

 

19 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

And sometimes that cigar is in your butt.

 

19 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

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great, now you have @Procusthinking about the obamas' dongs, again. 

"Van Hammersley and Toastrel MIA"

What are @VanHammersly and @Toastrel doing at Miami airport?

Headed for a tastefully-appointed art deco flat together are they?

Which one is Agador Spartacus?

Found one of them.

 

@VanHammersly made an appearance in the blog last night.  He was very mean to me and I told him I loved him.  The left continues to push division and hate for some reason.  :nonono:

3 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

@VanHammersly made an appearance in the blog last night.  He was very mean to me and I told him I loved him.  The left continues to push division and hate for some reason.  :nonono:

thats a shame, the eagles just won their 2nd super bowl. i'd even hug sloth today!!!!

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