9 hours ago, B3 said:

This was just delivered today. 
 

The geese in the background are a nice touch!

8 hours ago, BFit said:

Switched to whiskey and Coke and watching old Garth Brooks concerts. Well, more like obnoxiously singing them to my wife

I saw him in Central Park

2 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

is that the concert where he swings from the ropes at one point ? 

Yes it is

2 minutes ago, BFit said:

Yes it is

sucks i can remember catching that part of the concert on NBC way back but not that Chickie told me to get ketchup.

 

14 hours ago, MR-CYN said:

Make one and I'll go cry in it like I cut my thumb off 😂

Still F'ing hurts. 

On 4/27/2020 at 5:01 PM, probably said:

Cut the tip of my thumb off last night. Just the tip! After 2 hours of nonstop bleeding we were forced to go to the ER. Place was empty. 

Lost the chunk I cut off so there was nothing for them to sew back together, so they cauterized it. Hurts like hell today. 

 

How?

Just now, greend said:

How?

Slicing lemons.   I grilled lemon pepper steelhead trout. 

18 hours ago, bobeph said:

8 out of 10 I’m having wine or a drink.  Millah Lite is an easy throw some back and be sober beer.  

Honestly Miller or Coors lite was my thing about 10  years ago , then I started drinking Yuengling and I can't stand very many lite beers anymore (not enough flavor). It's smarter to drink liter beers though.

3 minutes ago, probably said:

Slicing lemons.   I grilled lemon pepper steelhead trout. 

Did they give you some percs?

3 minutes ago, probably said:

Slicing lemons.   I grilled lemon pepper steelhead trout. 

Yikes, I'm sure the acid from the lemon made it hurt 10 times worse. 

Just now, bungalo71 said:

Did they give you some percs?

I turned them down on the pain killers. I do enough damage to my liver. 

1 minute ago, greend said:

Yikes, I'm sure the acid from the lemon made it hurt 10 times worse. 

It stung like a bish but the blood poured out so fast the lemon juice didnt' really have an effect. Apparently there is an artery that ends at the tip of your thumb. Not sure if I nicked it but it was pouring out. 

20 minutes ago, greend said:

Honestly Miller or Coors lite was my thing about 10  years ago , then I started drinking Yuengling and I can't stand very many lite beers anymore (not enough flavor). It's smarter to drink liter beers though.

Is that like a liter cola?

40 minutes ago, greend said:

Honestly Miller or Coors lite was my thing about 10  years ago , then I started drinking Yuengling and I can't stand very many lite beers anymore (not enough flavor). It's smarter to drink liter beers though.

and now all the hipster dufuses will barge in and berate how this is a sh****y beer. meanwhile, we have a club down here made up of members that a few of us have turned onto yuengling. we always let new members/pleegs (pleeb + keg) know, it's not the greatest beer but it's the best damn beer you're going to have today. a yuengling pleeg is given two cans of yuengling lager and sent on their way.  EVERYTIME they've come back asking when we'll have it again. Since we can't buy it here in texas (asinine distribution laws in texas) we wait until someone is headed to Louisiana and throw money at the mule to haul cases back (still  $20 for a case there ). after a pleeg:

1. buys their first case 
2. brings in a new member

we hire a mexican off a jobsite who holds you down and then brands the below club coat of arms on your a**. we thought about the brand going on the pleeb's d*** but that seemed to the gay for a domestic.

 

18 minutes ago, BFit said:

Is that like a liter cola?

similar

55 minutes ago, probably said:

Slicing lemons.   I grilled lemon pepper steelhead trout. 

How was the trout?

3 minutes ago, paco said:

How was the trout?

It actually turned out awesome. Foil wrapped it with lemon pepper seasoning, butter, and lemons picked from our tree and threw it on the grill. Also grilled some asparagus. Ate it, drank a bottle of wine, and then went to the ER. 

41 minutes ago, probably said:

It actually turned out awesome. Foil wrapped it with lemon pepper seasoning, butter, and lemons picked from our tree and threw it on the grill. Also grilled some asparagus. Ate it, drank a bottle of wine, and then went to the ER. 

Was your fingertip lightly braised with a nice Chianti?  

On 4/27/2020 at 8:12 PM, paco said:

We have this:

 

Got them 11/2009 and cost me $350

Man they're like $500-$600 now, and completely sold out/unavailable at the moment. Doesn't matter what the brand is. Looks like lots of people have good intentions during the lockdown, but I'm guessing they'll be collecting dust 3 months from now for 90% of these a-holes that have bought them over the last 6 weeks. 

17 minutes ago, greend said:

Was your fingertip lightly braised with a nice Chianti?  

My old fingertip went down the garbage disposal...the doctor braised the F out of my new fingertip. It's jet black and still burns. 

1 hour ago, probably said:

It actually turned out awesome. Foil wrapped it with lemon pepper seasoning, butter, and lemons picked from our tree and threw it on the grill. Also grilled some asparagus. Ate it, drank a bottle of wine, and then went to the ER. 

Could you taste the aids?

Just now, probably said:

My old fingertip went down the garbage disposal...the doctor braised the F out of my new fingertip. It's jet black and still burns. 

What a waste 

Just now, OddBall said:

Could you taste the aids?

In hospitals they are called nurses...and no, I didn't ask if I could taste them. I'm not living in a porn.  

My favorite but never cheap at BevMo 

Can someone please take indiana jones pilots license away from him already?  
 

jesus he is going to kill someone