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3 hours ago, mr_hunt said:

is it normal for the dental hygienist to rest her boobs against the patient's head while cleaning his teeth?  :unsure:   

Mine does. And she's freaking hot too

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5 hours ago, mr_hunt said:

is it normal for the dental hygienist to rest her boobs against the patient's head while cleaning his teeth?  :unsure:   

She obviously wants you. Next time you're in there, you should definitely make a move and rub your head around on them. Let us know how it goes.

Just now, The_Omega said:

She obviously wants you. Next time you're in there, you should definitely make a move and rub your head around on it. Let us know how it goes.

will do!

expect an update in august!   

6 months is plenty of time to get the hunt bail fund up and running.   He's out there doing the work for us, I think it's only fair

 

I hear the wait time for new patients is really long these days, so it might be smart to put your name on the waiting list at a new dentist now.

1 hour ago, mr_hunt said:

will do!

expect an update in august!   

You have six months to come up with some surefire lines too. Which will be tough with her tool in your mouth.

1 hour ago, TV Guy said:

You have six months to come up with some surefire lines too. Which will be tough with her tool in your mouth.

I'm sure he's used to speaking with tools in his mouth. :whistle:

After you make your move hunt, we’ll be here to help come up with excuses to tell your wife for why you can’t go back to that dentist anymore.

20 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

After you make your move hunt, we’ll be here to help come up with excuses to tell your wife for why you need bailed out of jail

FYP

Hey a holes, I just remembered my password. 

looks like you got your Fing stuttering problem fixed also. Wentz traded to the Alberians. 

10 hours ago, Dr. Theopolis said:

Hey a holes, I just remembered my password. 

do us all a favor and forget it again

 

14 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

I'm sure he's used to speaking with tools in his mouth. :whistle:

Thank you. That was a bigger meatball over the middle of the plate than the Phillies bullpen delivers...:lol:

11 hours ago, Dr. Theopolis said:

Hey a holes, I just remembered my password. 

Some day someone will come up with a way to reset it if you’ve forgotten it.

19 hours ago, hukdonfoniks said:

6 months is plenty of time to get the hunt bail fund up and running.   He's out there doing the work for us, I think it's only fair

 

i'm gonna eat an entire bag of oreos right before i go....so the cleaning will take longer & i'll have more time to make my move. 

and because oreos are delicious :drool:  

25 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

i'm gonna eat an entire bag of oreos right before i go....so the cleaning will take longer & i'll have more time to make my move. 

and because oreos are delicious :drool:  

might i also advise a bag of doritos and some ass ?

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14 hours ago, TV Guy said:

Thank you. That was a bigger meatball over the middle of the plate than the Phillies bullpen delivers...:lol:

Well an hour had gone by and no one stepped up so I swung for the fences 

My hygienist is old but she's gentle.

And she's also good at her job.

Heyo!

5 hours ago, Redden said:

My hygienist is old but she's gentle.

And she's also good at her job.

Heyo!

Mines a lesbian that plays rugby. I'm afraid of her....

My dentist is my neighbor.  That’s all I got 

Cause we live among the rich folk now.. suck it poors! 

16 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

Cause we live among the rich folk now.. suck it poors! 

We went from being the well off in a poor neighborhood to the poors in a neighborhood of rich folks.  One of our neighbors met me for the first time while I was outside in my bathrobe :lol:

 

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