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3 minutes ago, olsilverhair said:

get the log out of your rear

...I pooped this morning, thank you! :smoke:

 

Did that go how you thought?

Didn't think so.

BOOM!

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1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said:

...I pooped this morning, thank you! :smoke:

 

Did that go how you thought?

Didn't think so.

BOOM!

Boom, you’re a tranny

22 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

smoking kills ya know?  And it makes you stink

Genius level obtained.

At night, when I'm doing the final walkthrough before bed, I like to wait until I'm walking out of a room to turn the light off behind me using the phone app.  Makes me feel like I'm walking away from an explosion behind me, sorta like this

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Yes, I'm a boring middle aged Married Guy.  I need this.

You need to get your Alexa/google home to play entrance music like a wrestler. 

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#freeShocker 

Oldest is now working for Honda Jet.  He's currently doing his type rating training, and in a month or two will be flying these hot rods around.  He's the youngest pilot they have by 25 years.

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Very cool. Hes brave. I wouldnt want to be in a flying honda civic.

23 hours ago, HazletonEagle said:

Very cool. Hes brave. I wouldnt want to be in a flying honda civic.

It’s not like a stock Civic. More like a Civic that’s been modified by Dom Turreto’s crew. Their rides never break down. Even in outer space.

Anyone ever use one of those robotic mowers that automatically mows a lawn? I'm thinking about getting one for a large portion of my back yard, but not if they're crap. 

1 hour ago, VaBeach_Eagle said:

Anyone ever use one of those robotic mowers that automatically mows a lawn? I'm thinking about getting one for a large portion of my back yard, but not if they're crap. 

they have them at lowes, in the back. like behind the lowes. just pull up and one of them will get in.

you take them home, point to where you want it mowed. offer them a topo chico midway threw the mow if it's hot. 

I'm feeling like you people might like my recent posts.

You're welcome.

Howie just told the lions he was taking swift. Didn't ask. Found some change in the couch cushions and threw it at them

To celebrate the 10 year anniversary of our first date (Wednesday), schmoopie got us Game 4 tickets Sunday :groovy: 

4 minutes ago, paco said:

To celebrate the 10 year anniversary of our first date (Wednesday), schmoopie got us Game 4 tickets Sunday :groovy: 

So you can see the sweep in person?  How nice! 

26 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

So you can see the sweep in person?  How nice! 

Likely outcome given no Embiid.

4 hours ago, paco said:

Likely outcome given no Embiid.

Once the Finals schedule was official in 2017, I immediately bought Gm4 tickets in Cleveland (it was a Fri or Sat weekend game). Golden State was 15-0 through the playoffs at this point. I think they were +43 after 3 games in the Series. They lost Game 4 by 21 points (gave up FORTY NINE points in Q1 :lol: ). I got to see their only post-season loss in person as opposed to seeing the first-ever NBA post-season sweep. 

So what.

I went to the grocery store today and saw this fat disgusting behemoth of a woman checking out the dessert and cookie table and couldn't help but notice what nice hair she had. Was shiny and flowing with beauty... her hair that is

11 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

So you can see the sweep in person?  How nice! 

Clap yo hands

6 hours ago, Godfather said:

I went to the grocery store today and saw this fat disgusting behemoth of a woman checking out the dessert and cookie table and couldn't help but notice what nice hair she had. Was shiny and flowing with beauty... her hair that is

it's all the butter they consume.

10 hours ago, paco said:

Clap yo hands

Obviously I meant that you would get to see the Sixers sweep the Celtics! :whistle:

I'm conducting an interview and I'm pretty sure the dude in India is on the toilet.

1 hour ago, paco said:

I'm conducting an interview and I'm pretty sure the dude in India is on the toilet.

isnt that an odd thing to find in India?

 

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