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OJ Simpson died. I hope they find his killer. 

IF THE BODY BAG DOESN'T FIT YOU MUST (something that rhymes with fit)

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9 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

IF THE BODY BAG DOESN'T FIT YOU MUST (something that rhymes with fit)

welsh rarebit?

10 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

welsh rarebit?

damn son, that was a treat for us as a kid (Stouffers)
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On 4/8/2024 at 6:27 PM, Godfather said:

I miss @terilyns68 :wub:.... that arse :drool:

Are you on the Twitter?  I talk to her all the time over there.

On 4/4/2024 at 9:20 PM, The_Omega said:

Ready for some chills? My wife’s grandmother died last Thursday, she was 3 months shy of 100. I was there with my wife and in-laws. When it was obvious that she was quickly fading I ran out to get the nurses.  The day before, before she lost consciousness, my wife told her to find a way to let her know when she was back together with her husband (my wife’s grandfather). After about 5 minutes of monitoring her breathing and heartbeat the nurse pulled the stethoscope away to tell us she was gone. At that exact same moment, exactly the same moment, the phone in the hospice room rang twice then stopped. That phone never rang. No one ever called it.  Even more spooky, we were back in the room on Monday to clean the rest of her stuff out when another nurse peaked her head in to say hello. She then told us she no longer liked to come into that room because one day, over the weekend, she was walking past and heard the phone ring. Twice.  But the phone was removed from the room the night she died.

 

On 4/4/2024 at 10:56 PM, HazletonEagle said:

Sorry for your loss.

Very similar to an experience my sister and I had as kids. We were watching the movie White Noise.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375210/

Our parents were at the hospital, and our grandfather was dying. 

Right at the end of the movie our house phone rang. Caller ID on the phone said Hazleton General Hospital. 

My sister picked up the phone, and on the other end, just static. How coincidental, that was exactly what the movie was about- the dead being able to communicate through white noise on electronics. Like the noise youd hear on the black and white fuzzy channels back in the day. Thats the sound that came through the phone.

After talking to our parents, it was determined that by the time of the phone call he had already passed away. And they said they did not call our house.

 

 

Sorry for your loss, sorry for your loss.

So you're telling me when I die I can F with peoples phones?  Cool.

On 4/8/2024 at 7:49 PM, The_Omega said:

Check out the claws on this mofo

I’d cross the street to avoid it

Fin thing looks jacked.

7 minutes ago, Redden said:

 

Sorry for your loss, sorry for your loss.

So you're telling me when I die I can F with peoples phones?  Cool.

Just don’t post my browser history!

On 4/11/2024 at 11:03 AM, mr_hunt said:
print('my dick hurts') #unlubricated realdoll

you need to comment your code :nonono:

On 4/12/2024 at 10:35 PM, Redden said:

Are you on the Twitter?  I talk to her all the time over there.

No I don't have Twitter. Tell her I would love to eat her arse out 

51 minutes ago, Godfather said:

No I don't have Twitter. Tell her I would love to eat her arse out 

ironic, i actually have an ethics training class today. 

5 hours ago, Godfather said:

No I don't have Twitter. Tell her I would love to eat her arse out 

It's not hard to get.  Twitter that is.

3 hours ago, Redden said:

It's not hard to get.  Twitter that is.

Idk, I have Twitter but sometimes I don't get Twitter...

1 hour ago, BFit said:

Idk, I have Twitter but sometimes I don't get Twitter...

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18 hours ago, BFit said:

Idk, I have Twitter but sometimes I don't get Twitter...

It’s a message board for people with short attention spans.

1 hour ago, Redden said:

It’s a message board for people with short attention spans.

Tldr

 

On 4/15/2024 at 3:30 PM, Redden said:

It's not hard to get.  Twitter that is.

I get hard when I'm about to clap her cheeks

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I’m not proud of it but, in my younger years, I closed down a lot of bars, a lot of bars, different kinds of bars with different customer bases, in a lot of different cities and towns, in a lot of different states, in a number of different countries. Never once did anyone (let alone everyone) in any of them, sing Sweet Caroline. 

34 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

I’m not proud of it but, in my younger years, I closed down a lot of bars, a lot of bars, different kinds of bars with different customer bases, in a lot of different cities and towns, in a lot of different states, in a number of different countries. Never once did anyone (let alone everyone) in any of them, sing Sweet Caroline. 

Is that a Donald Trump quote? 

32 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

I’m not proud of it but, in my younger years, I closed down a lot of bars, a lot of bars, different kinds of bars with different customer bases, in a lot of different cities and towns, in a lot of different states, in a number of different countries. Never once did anyone (let alone everyone) in any of them, sing Sweet Caroline. 

When I hear that first bar... I'm out. I can almost see the piano jerk reaching for the key in slow motion.

Don't do it.

DON'T DO IT!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four

Four tequilas make you drunk and so do many more

Over lips and highway the Tequila shots go

Comin' on to bring you the Melvin Sh** show

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1 hour ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four

Four tequilas make you drunk and so do many more

Over lips and highway the Tequila shots go

Comin' on to bring you the Melvin Sh** show

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We'll be waiting for the announcement post in 9 months?

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