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I had to get an MRI once.  The Dr. looked at it and said I had a kidney stone.  It never passed.  That was 20 years ago.  I'm pretty sure it's a Silver Jet I got shot in the back with by one of my a-hole friends when I was a teen. 

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39 minutes ago, Redden said:

I had to get an MRI once.  The Dr. looked at it and said I had a kidney stone.  It never passed.  That was 20 years ago.  I'm pretty sure it's a Silver Jet I got shot in the back with by one of my a-hole friends when I was a teen. 

Get my text about this weekend with the Mrs.? Think she would prefer walleye paired with some red wine or a beef brisket slowly cooked with some burboun? With the brisket there's more time for other activities 

8 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Get my text about this weekend with the Mrs.? Think she would prefer walleye paired with some red wine or a beef brisket slowly cooked with some burboun? With the brisket there's more time for other activities 

Can't make it.  She'll be too busy digging the Silver Jet out of my back.

16 minutes ago, Redden said:

Can't make it.  She'll be too busy digging the Astroglide out of my balloon knot.

FYP

2 hours ago, Redden said:

I had to get an MRI once.  The Dr. looked at it and said I had a kidney stone.  It never passed.  That was 20 years ago.  I'm pretty sure it's a Silver Jet I got shot in the back with by one of my a-hole friends when I was a teen. 

If thats the case, youre  lucky the MRI didnt kill you.

1 hour ago, HazletonEagle said:

If thats the case, youre  lucky the MRI didnt kill you.

That's what I understand.

21 hours ago, Redden said:

Can't make it.  She'll be too busy digging the Silver Jet out of my back.

After she done doing that, she'll join me in the living room to enjoy a friendly game of twister 

6 minutes ago, Godfather said:

After she done doing that, she'll join me in the living room to enjoy a friendly game of twister 

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Just now, wholesale_Melvin said:

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@Redden woman has better hair

@wholesale_Melvin should I bring her a pack of Winston's or Camel crush for her to enjoy after the evening is over? 

1 minute ago, Godfather said:

@wholesale_Melvin should I bring her a pack of Winston's or Camel crush for her to enjoy after the evening is over? 

marlboro 72s, the box works as a condom also. 

Just now, wholesale_Melvin said:

marlboro 72s, the box works as a condom also. 

I don't think we need to worry about wrapping it up. Raw is the law

17 minutes ago, Godfather said:

I don't think we need to worry about wrapping it up. Raw is the law

oh clearly.

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36 minutes ago, Godfather said:

After she done doing that, she'll join me in the living room to enjoy a friendly game of twister 

She's a big girl, you might want to rethink that activity.

26 minutes ago, Godfather said:

@wholesale_Melvin should I bring her a pack of Winston's or Camel crush for her to enjoy after the evening is over? 

She's a doctor, she doesn't smoke.

 

2 minutes ago, Redden said:

She's a big girl, you might want to rethink that activity.

I did. It was between that or yahtzee. I'm also bringing some homemade olive oil to whip the twister board down with

3 minutes ago, Redden said:

She's a doctor, she doesn't smoke.

 

I don't either. That's actually good news. I wasn't looking forward to the clouds of cigarette smoke circling around the living room while we trying to keep cozy next to the fireplace. I didn't want her to get any ashes in that shiny beautiful hair either

2 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

oh clearly.

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Can we change the title to "Talk About Anything, except whatever the hell has been going on for the last 3 pages"?

17 minutes ago, BFit said:

Can we change the title to "Talk About Anything, except whatever the hell has been going on for the last 3 pages"?

Here's a summary: some old guy and a guido are going to have a "devil's threeway" on said old guy's portly, yet lovely, fair-locked lass - complete with plenty of eye contact, high fives, and maybe some "accidental" brushing of one another's marble pouches.

7 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Here's a summary: some old guy and a guido are going to have a "devil's threeway" on said old guy's portly, yet lovely, fair-locked lass - complete with plenty of eye contact, high fives, and maybe some "accidental" brushing of one another's marble pouches.

Oh I read it all, I just wish I didn't 

2 hours ago, BFit said:

Can we change the title to "Talk About Anything, except whatever the hell has been going on for the last 3 pages"?

Do you not appreciate a thick woman with shiny beautiful hair? I thought you would like the beef brisket and bourbon comment

1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Here's a summary: some old guy and a guido are going to have a "devil's threeway" on said old guy's portly, yet lovely, fair-locked lass - complete with plenty of eye contact, high fives, and maybe some "accidental" brushing of one another's marble pouches.

We'd ask you to film but we we're concerned you'd have one hand on the camera and the other on your banger. It wouldn't be a clear motion picture 

21 hours ago, BFit said:

Can we change the title to "Talk About Anything, except whatever the hell has been going on for the last 3 pages"?

I was just trying to do my part.  Then things took a weird turn.  Pretty much like Eagles last season.

As you all (or at least many of you) may know, my mother's been battling stage 4 lung cancer since 2019 (along with multiple strokes along the way). Today we went to her oncologist for her monthly appointment, and the doctor said a word that she's never said to us before... "Remission", so my mother's cancer is in remission. 

This is her second oncologist. The first one decided that she (my mother), should be on hospice to 'enjoy her last days' and refused to continue treating her. That was 2 years ago. 

We ought to go into that other office with a boom box blasting:

 

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