6 hours ago, paco said:

I had to take a drug test for work yesterday. I show up to my appointment early to see if I could get out faster. Nope, they were short staffed and only had one bathroom so I had to way 20 minutes. During that 20 minute wait:

1) I heard loud grunting over and over again from one of the exam rooms on the other side of the wall. Followed by what sounded like a shop vac. This repeated two more times.

2) One dude who was extremely jittery kept entering and exiting the waiting room the entire time I was there.

3) 3 undocumented workers came in and sat down without checking in. When one of the employees came out to call someone else in, she looked at them and asked what they were here for and if they had an appointment (short staff so, they weren't accepting walk ins). It kind of went like this:

"Nurse": Do you have an appointment

The one that spoke English: No, the doctor sent us

"Nurse": Who sent you?

The one that spoke English: The doctor

"Nurse": Which doctor?

The one that spoke English: (hands "Nurse" the slip)

"Nurse": I don't know who this is

The one that spoke English: The doctor

(I'll fast forward past the part where she was trying to figure out how the test would be paid for)

"Nurse": (reads the slip, leaves the room)

5 Minutes later

"Nurse": Do you have the stool sample?

The one that spoke English: Yes

"Nurse": What did you use to collect it

The one that spoke English: From the doctor

"Nurse": When did you collect it?

The one that spoke English: Today

"Nurse": When Today?

The one that spoke English: Before we came here

"Nurse": Did you collect it a while ago or recently?

The one that spoke English: (blank stares)

"Nurse": Has it been sitting around for a while?

The one that spoke English: No

"Nurse": When did you collect it?

The one that spoke English: This afternoon

"Nurse": How long ago?

The one that spoke English: 45 minutes

"Nurse": (exasperated) come on in...

I bring this up because I got an survey 5 minutes ago from Qwest asking me how my experience was, I don't think they meant this

It sounds like you took drugs on your way to the drug test. Brave man l

2 hours ago, BFit said:

It sounds like you took drugs on your way to the drug test. Brave man l

Dude. It was a drug test. When the company said I had to take one I said I would test whatever except heroin.

I got a family to think of.

and then i send this white boy who was there maybe an hour, a survey from you to confuse him even more.

wait until his employer ....Leed Rockhard or Rockhart something....gets the results, we marked half the crap positive

and threw in a recommendation for a mental health professional as a courtesy LOL

yeah paco and jose were there as usual....put the new girl on them. same sample they always bring in, you can tell.

oh man, don't know about you but i'm getting high in about an hour when i get off. you still drumming ?

3 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

and then i send this white boy who was there maybe an hour, a survey from you to confuse him even more.

wait until his employer ....Leed Rockhard or Rockhart something....gets the results, we marked half the crap positive

and threw in a recommendation for a mental health professional as a courtesy LOL

yeah paco and jose were there as usual....put the new girl on them. same sample they always bring in, you can tell.

oh man, don't know about you but i'm getting high in about an hour when i get off. you still drumming ?

I’m pretty sure if you pissed in a cup it would look like a lava lamp

2 hours ago, paco said:

I’m pretty sure if you pissed in a cup it would look like a lava lamp

only if i had made sweet love to a hawaiian .

10 hours ago, paco said:

Dude. It was a drug test. When the company said I had to take one I said I would test whatever except heroin.

I got a family to think of.

I'm on a Teams call with the clients CTO and have to be on camera. I'm just a head at the bottom of the screen because I just realized, 15 mins in the call, that I'm wearing a World Fing Champions tee shirt

This might be the most embarrassing email i've ever had

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2 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

This might be the most embarrassing email i've ever had

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By chance did you originally mistake the title for Hot Air Balloon KNOT Simulator?

On 6/23/2025 at 8:43 PM, Redden said:

Zero reactions. WTF. Its Mets catcher Torrens getting scored on by not one but two Phillies while Saquon jumps over his head. Its a Masterpiece. You people are losing a step.

Lol.

There's a greater than 0 chance that I was very close to a tornado on my drive home from work today. That was a nerve racking experience.

2 minutes ago, BFit said:

There's a greater than 0 chance that I was very close to a tornado on my drive home from work today. That was a nerve racking experience.

wtf is with the weather?

I’m 95% chance we experienced a lightening strike induced EMP last night. At the same time there was a bright flash of light all the power went out and second later we heard the thunder. A few seconds later the power went back on.

32 minutes ago, BFit said:

There's a greater than 0 chance that I was very close to a tornado on my drive home from work today. That was a nerve racking experience.

Nerve racking? I thought tornados were considered a redneck amusement park.

37 minutes ago, paco said:

At the same time there was a bright flash of light all the power went out and second later we heard the thunder. A few seconds later the power went back on.

Did you have David Copperfield over?

38 minutes ago, paco said:

wtf is with the weather?

I’m 95% chance we experienced a lightening strike induced EMP last night. At the same time there was a bright flash of light all the power went out and second later we heard the thunder. A few seconds later the power went back on.

It's been crazy. I sat in traffic on Friday at 10 and 30 because they were cleaning up downed trees from a tornado the night before

My mouthwash says that it kills 99% of germs. Do I need to worry about that 1%?

8 hours ago, The_Omega said:

My mouthwash says that it kills 99% of germs. Do I need to worry about that 1%?

Depends on who or what you think it came from.

15 hours ago, Redden said:

Zero reactions. WTF. Its Mets catcher Torrens getting scored on by not one but two Phillies while Saquon jumps over his head. Its a Masterpiece. You people are losing a step.

Its not even real.

10 hours ago, The_Omega said:

My mouthwash says that it kills 99% of germs. Do I need to worry about that 1%?

To kill that you have to drink the mouthwash.

1 hour ago, HazletonEagle said:

To kill that you have to drink the mouthwash.

that's what's called a hello kitty dukakis .

1 hour ago, HazletonEagle said:

To kill that you have to drink the mouthwash.

Oh good, I should be fine then.

I can't deal with people on Facebook anymore. Sorry Jennifer, I'm sure your trip for sushi was absolutely terrifying

Also, I was driving in a tornado yesterday, so there's that....

15 minutes ago, BFit said:

I can't deal with people on Facebook anymore. Sorry Jennifer, I'm sure your trip for sushi was absolutely terrifying

Also, I was driving in a tornado yesterday, so there's that....

Whats that? EF- what?

Is that a 0 I see?

So like not even 1? A 0?... 0 as in...nothing at all? 0? A "tornado".

Sounds like a couple leaves swirled around in someone's yard.