May 22, 20205 yr 7 hours ago, paco said: Oldly satisfying sound: The noise made by a carpenter bee coming off a tennis racket after a well swung backhand. I murdered about a dozen of those f'ers today. Work from home benefits. Edit: Just got another one. Followed through and launched that f'r like I was in a home run derby Ah that is enjoyable......I use a plastic rake...... and by the landing distance I judge single,double, and HR........ my knees are done.....cant make a triple.
May 22, 20205 yr 16 hours ago, paco said: Oldly satisfying sound: The noise made by a carpenter bee coming off a tennis racket after a well swung backhand. I murdered about a dozen of those f'ers today. Work from home benefits. Edit: Just got another one. Followed through and launched that f'r like I was in a home run derby Maybe put some screens in your windows!
May 22, 20205 yr Just now, Agent23 said: why the hell are there so many bees in your home What about my post made you think they are inside?
May 22, 20205 yr Just now, paco said: What about my post made you think they are inside? said you are working from home.
May 22, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Agent23 said: said you are working from home. I'll let the rest of you handle this. I'm dealing with too many bees
May 22, 20205 yr 40 minutes ago, Agent23 said: said you are working from home. 38 minutes ago, paco said: I'll let the rest of you handle this. I'm dealing with too many bees I literally don’t even know where to begin.
May 22, 20205 yr I can’t stop laughing I’m picturing a swarm of carpenter bees INSIDE our home with paco just casually handling the problem by swatting them with a tennis racket. Nothing to see here.. we’re fine here.
May 22, 20205 yr 15 minutes ago, binkybink77 said: I can’t stop laughing I’m picturing a swarm of carpenter bees INSIDE our home with paco just casually handling the problem by swatting them with a tennis racket. Nothing to see here.. we’re fine here. I once took out a bat in our house with a broom in my boxers, a winter coat, hat and gloves
May 22, 20205 yr I know what you are thinking.... If the bees are so bad in the house, why don't they go outside? This is what is waiting for us outside:
May 22, 20205 yr The 1st floor bathroom is particularly bad. Its a small enclosed room so when you sit down to take a dump you're like
May 22, 20205 yr 😂😂 This last page has me dying. Paco's boss on zoom: Paco, can you commit to debugging the scrambled lines of code by the COB? Paco: It stings me to say this, but we may have to push that deadline back. I'm a little preoccupied at the moment.
May 22, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, hputenis said: 😂😂 This last page has me dying. Paco's boss on zoom: Paco, can you commit to debugging the scrambled lines of code by the COB? Paco: It stings me to say this, but we may have to push that deadline back. I'm a little preoccupied at the moment. I *JUST* had a video conference call with him yesterday. Afterwards I realized while he was on camera mine was turned off the whole time. I didn't want him to see me like
May 22, 20205 yr I have screens in the windows and get hornets in the house every spring. A few a week for a few weeks and then it stops.
May 22, 20205 yr 9 minutes ago, paco said: What kind of tennis racket do you use inside to swat them? I’d love to know how big the ukn’ bee was that snapped your badminton racket forcing you to upgrade to a tennis racket.
May 22, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, paco said: What kind of tennis racket do you use inside to swat them? the electrified kind!
May 23, 20205 yr Madly waving my tennis racket inside my home while thinking. "This is fine. This is FUN! Hey schmoopie, did you hear the sound that bee made?!?!?!"
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