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11 hours ago, paco said:

Madly waving my tennis racket inside my home while thinking. "This is fine. This is FUN! Hey schmoopie, did you hear the sound that bee made?!?!?!"

 

 

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The two of you should stretch a net across the dining room table........ either that or solo cups strategically placed around the house for skill shots.

Of course you realize since I do this too........ I was thinking....... we are ahead of everyone else when the murder hornets arrive 

Who's with us ??

 

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6 minutes ago, Steve 17 said:

Who's with us ??

 

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well obviously the last one is corey.

39 minutes ago, rambo said:

well obviously the last one is corey.

Nah.  He's in Mexico and not coming back.

56 minutes ago, Steve 17 said:

The two of you should stretch a net across the dining room table........ either that or solo cups strategically placed around the house for skill shots.

Of course you realize since I do this too........ I was thinking....... we are ahead of everyone else when the murder hornets arrive 

With Carpenter bees?

 

Which is more satisfying: 

1) Wacking them and watching them go a country mile

2) Wacking them so hard the break in half

3) Wacking them in just the right spot where they get stuck in the racket, squirming for freedom

10 minutes ago, paco said:

With Carpenter bees?

 

Which is more satisfying: 

1) Wacking them and watching them go a country mile

2) Wacking them so hard the break in half

3) Wacking them in just the right spot where they get stuck in the racket, squirming for freedom

How satisfying is it to you when you get one right on the sweet spot of the racket?

32 minutes ago, paco said:

With Carpenter bees?

 

Which is more satisfying: 

1) Wacking them and watching them go a country mile

2) Wacking them so hard the break in half

3) Wacking them in just the right spot where they get stuck in the racket, squirming for freedom

Pro tip...if you throw a little rock straight up they usually chase it down into your swing zone.

 

Yes...I was a former carpenter bee whacking champion.  tons at my old house.

46 minutes ago, paco said:

Nah.  He's in Mexico and not coming back.

Well maybe in 5-10.

34 minutes ago, bobeph said:

How satisfying is it to you when you get one right on the sweet spot of the racket?

And watching them sail away tumbling end over end?  VERY

 

11 minutes ago, rambo said:

Pro tip...if you throw a little rock straight up they usually chase it down into your swing zone.

 

Yes...I was a former carpenter bee whacking champion.  tons at my old house.

:o   :worthy: 

27 minutes ago, rambo said:

Pro tip...if you throw a little rock straight up they usually chase it down into your swing zone.

 

Yes...I was a former carpenter bee whacking champion.  tons at my old house.

cant be throwing rocks in the house. 

1 hour ago, HazletonEagle said:

cant be throwing rocks in the house. 

Or at your neighbor’s kids.

3 hours and 15 minutes after I checked in at Great Clips, I’m 2nd in line for a chair. :groovy:

You guys need done of these. 

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5 hours ago, rambo said:

Pro tip...if you throw a little rock straight up they usually chase it down into your swing zone.

 

Yes...I was a former carpenter bee whacking champion.  tons at my old house.

I bet you whacked your "carpenter bee" a lot at your old house.

2 hours ago, TV Guy said:

I bet you whacked your "carpenter bee" a lot at your old house.

while small my stinger can still penetrate.  though the venom sac was snipped.

4 hours ago, BFit said:

You guys need done of these. 

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Got my dad one for fathers day last year.  He has skill scores of spotted lantern flies. 

10 hours ago, paco said:

With Carpenter bees?

 

Which is more satisfying: 

1) Wacking them and watching them go a country mile

2) Wacking them so hard the break in half

3) Wacking them in just the right spot where they get stuck in the racket, squirming for freedom

Distance...... and the sound 

death to the infidels.

 

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Oh yeah, good stuff.  The other day while taking the dogs out i saw one crawl into its hole in our deck.  Got a ladder and filled it up. I like to think it died with its children.

 

Also, after a week our trap has 8-10 bees in it.

one of my sons (nicko) just moved to Utah to begin his collegic life (non mormon). Chickie and I are watching the 2011 Giants game (week 11) when Chickie's phone goes off. Hey it's Nick! and a video chat begins. He's showing us around  the off campus not frat house he shares with six other guys when there's a clear knock on the door at his place. Nicko heads to the door, opens it and it's four cops. They ask if one if his roommates is there and can they come in. He's naive and says sure. Nicko puts the phone down and Chickie gives me two looks:

1st look....where you mouth WTF to someone to keep from cracking up. And then reading my sh**-eating grin...

2nd look is the look of death because she knows damn well i'm about to loudly say

''THEY CAN'T LOOK IN THE BATHROOM WITHOUT A WARRNANT''

yeah, it was my son but the goof-monkey must be appeased.

16 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

one of my sons (nicko) just moved to Utah to begin his collegic life (non mormon). Chickie and I are watching he 2011 Giants game (week 11) when Chickie's phone goes off. Hey it's Nick! and a video chat begins. He's showing us around  the off campus not frat house he shares with six other guys when there's a clear knock on the door at his place. Nicko heads to the door, opens it and it's four cops. They ask if one if his roommates is there and can they come in. He's naive and says sure. Nicko puts the phone down and Chickie gives me two looks:

1st look....where you mouth WTF to someone to keep from cracking up. And then reading my sh**-eating grin...

2nd look is the look of death because she knows damn well i'm about to loudly say

''THEY CAN'T LOOK IN THE BATHROOM WITHOUT A WARRNANT''

yeah, it was my son but the goof-monkey must be appeased.

So what happened? I'm invested in this story now haha

1 hour ago, BFit said:

So what happened? I'm invested in this story now haha

Eagles hung on to win 17 to 10.

On 5/23/2020 at 9:56 AM, paco said:

With Carpenter bees?

 

Which is more satisfying: 

1) Wacking them and watching them go a country mile

2) Wacking them so hard the break in half

3) Wacking them in just the right spot where they get stuck in the racket, squirming for freedom

The answer is bumble bees (but not lately)

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