May 26, 20205 yr I spent the weekend helping my Son upgrade the rear axle in his Bronco. That's what he asked for for his birthday present, he told me not to buy him anything. Just basically be his mechanic bish. New chromoly axles, detroit true trac diff, new brakes, new 4:46 gears, and all new bearings. I'm sore and bruised all over from rolling around on the patio. It came out great though and he's super stoked now. Even offered to let me drive it. I was like "nah bro, you go ahead I'm too tired". 😂 Also, I really put the hurtin on my liver. I feel like I really accomplished something there this weekend. 🍺
May 26, 20205 yr my twin sons turn 22 today and as i'm texting them to wish them happy birthday, i get the below from each of them: these two were born almost 3 months premmie and were expected to have all kinds of problems (if they even lived). the night they were born i was shoved into an unused birthing room while they rushed their mother into an operating bay to perform emergency c-section. 4 months of neonatal ICU at Bryn Mawr. Flash forward today, Shane's an MP at Ft. Campbell in KY and Hunter's a body builder. dammit boys, bad timing i read these texts while the idiot in the next office was cutting a herd of onions and the idiot across from me was spraying ammonia everywhere. i'm not crying, you dopes are!
May 26, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said: my twin sons turn 22 today and as i'm texting them to wish them happy birthday, i get the below from each of them: these two were born almost 3 months premmie and were expected to have all kinds of problems (if they even lived). the night they were born i was shoved into an unused birthing room while they rushed their mother into an operating bay to perform emergency c-section. 4 months of neonatal ICU at Bryn Mawr. Flash forward today, Shane's an MP at Ft. Campbell in KY and Hunter's a body builder. dammit boys, bad timing i read these texts while the idiot in the next office was cutting a herd of onions and the idiot across from me was spraying ammonia everywhere. i'm not crying, you dopes are! well the one on the left has your eyes
May 26, 20205 yr 7 minutes ago, BFit said: Looks like that guy I buried in the back yard want completely dead..... T minus 5 minutes until you're smoking it?
May 26, 20205 yr 20 minutes ago, MR-CYN said: T minus 5 minutes until you're smoking it? I would but your mom best me to it Bah!
May 26, 20205 yr Speaking of - where is Probably? Haven't seen him around lately - hope he didn't get the 'rona
May 26, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, mikemack8 said: Speaking of - where is Probably? Haven't seen him around lately - hope he didn't get the 'rona idk where he's been but i bet it involves kale and/or tofu.
May 26, 20205 yr I feel like everyone in here called their mothers and checked in before commenting on where probably went.
May 26, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, paco said: lucky dog I wasn't bashing, if that's what you thought - just my guess as most likely. I've been on about 10 wine tasting tours in the Finger Lakes - need to make it out to CA to do the same
May 26, 20205 yr I dont know what i was thinking... all I know is I'm having a day where a box of wine sounds refreshing.
May 26, 20205 yr I was ready to buy some new sneakers from under armour and told VABeachEagle. He set us up an affiliate link. Keep it in mind whenever you are buying gear for yourselves, or gear for your kids in sports, etc. Right now theres 30% off, or 40% for healthcare/military/first responders. I got my sneakers, and because of the sale also picked up a second pair that are kinda almost eagles green to match with jerseys on game day.
May 27, 20205 yr 21 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said: my twin sons turn 22 today and as i'm texting them to wish them happy birthday, i get the below from each of them: these two were born almost 3 months premmie and were expected to have all kinds of problems (if they even lived). the night they were born i was shoved into an unused birthing room while they rushed their mother into an operating bay to perform emergency c-section. 4 months of neonatal ICU at Bryn Mawr. Flash forward today, Shane's an MP at Ft. Campbell in KY and Hunter's a body builder. dammit boys, bad timing i read these texts while the idiot in the next office was cutting a herd of onions and the idiot across from me was spraying ammonia everywhere. i'm not crying, you dopes are! We know you weren't crying......... you were flexing your cryceps
May 27, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Steve 17 said: We know you weren't crying......... you were flexing your cryceps oh i like that.
May 27, 20205 yr Been a productive morning on the bee slaughtering front. My most recent conquest was a well timed forehand that took the little bugger's head clean off. His body was on the ground twitching roughly 3 yards from his head while I stood over it triumphantly.
May 27, 20205 yr Update: New nest identified thanks to the telltale marks of sawdust. Must be a fresh one since it was not there yesterday. Grab my spray with handy red tube applicator and jam it up the hole like probably and your mom on a Saturday night. Buzzing from the hive begins. I give it a quick shot of spray. The buzzing intensifies. I adjust quickly and grab my trusty tennis racket and wait. Buzzing but no emergence. So I shove the tube up and try to adjudicate the intruder. The buzzing grows louder. Suddenly, the mother emerges from the hole. I have no room to swing. I improvise quickly and trust my racket in a quick, stabbing motion. Success! The head of the bee is crushed and its body rolls off the deck and to its doom! The patio below is littered with corpses not unlike the aftermath of the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan. But with bees. Two doors down my neighbors watch in delight imagining how much their property value must be rising by having a neighbor in a bathrobe swinging a tennis racket on his deck shortly after noon.
May 27, 20205 yr just heated up some leftover tilapia w/ garlic in the microwave at work. take that, co-workers!
May 27, 20205 yr 42 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: just heated up some leftover tilapia w/ garlic in the microwave at work. take that, co-workers! That is a fireable offense right there. There are just some lines that shouldn't be crossed in the work place and this is definitely one of them. You sir are now, far and away, the biggest a-hole at your work and possibly the EMB. Don't be surprised when you go to leave work and your tires are slashed and there's poop smeared on your windshield (looking at you jock). Good Day Sir!
May 27, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, rambo said: That is a fireable offense right there. There are just some lines that shouldn't be crossed in the work place and this is definitely one of them. You sir are now, far and away, the biggest a-hole at your work and possibly the EMB. Don't be surprised when you go to leave work and your tires are slashed and there's poop smeared on your windshield (looking at you jock). Good Day Sir! okay, karen!
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