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dem garlic farts tho 😲

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3 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

dem garlic farts tho 😲

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39 minutes ago, paco said:

Mikey Miss is such a tool :lol: 

 

 

 

 

Some of those responses on crossing broad are GOLD!  

 

 

 

Mikey Miss isn't in today :o :lol: 

3 hours ago, paco said:

Update:  New nest identified thanks to the telltale marks of sawdust.  Must be a fresh one since it was not there yesterday.  Grab my spray with handy red tube applicator and jam it up the hole like probably and your mom on a Saturday night.   Buzzing from the hive begins.  I give it a quick shot of spray.  The buzzing intensifies.  I adjust quickly and grab my trusty tennis racket and wait.  Buzzing but no emergence.  So I shove the tube up and try to adjudicate the intruder.  The buzzing grows louder.  Suddenly, the mother emerges from the hole.  I have no room to swing.  I improvise quickly and trust my racket in a quick, stabbing motion.  Success!  The head of the bee is crushed and its body rolls off the deck and to its doom!  The patio below is littered with corpses not unlike the aftermath of the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan.  But with bees.

 

 

Two doors down my neighbors watch in delight imagining how much their property value must be rising by having a neighbor in a bathrobe swinging a tennis racket on his deck shortly after noon.  

I believe you've been in quarantine too long or you have a decent shot as a successful horror film writer, one or the other

2 hours ago, rambo said:

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!

SIR, that is borderline slander, sir? sir !

31 minutes ago, greend said:

I believe you've been in quarantine too long or you have a decent shot as a successful horror film writer, one or the other

You should hear my plans for a weekend at Bernies reboot :lol:

1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

https://www.nasa.gov/nasalive

Space X launch at 4:33 EST

Wrong

Put a space x launch, in your butt.

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The buzz on buzz pollination 

Carpenter Bee, Native Bees of North America

Carpenter Bee, Native Bees of North America

Carpenter bees have the ability to vibrate their flight muscles at specific frequencies while visiting flowers. Known as buzz pollination, this vibrates the flower and dislodges pollen. Tomatoes, blueberries, eggplants, and cranberries all benefit greatly from this type of pollination and produce larger fruit in greater quantities when buzz pollinated. Honey bees do not possess this ability. Carpenter bees are able to recognize one another and have been found to be able to make it back home after being moved up to 7 miles away. They generally live in semi-social settings involving varying degrees of cooperation between each other.

:sad: Rest in peace non stinging pollinators.

30 minutes ago, Redden said:

:sad: Rest in peace non stinging pollinators.

I love the fact they can recognize each other.  So when they see their friends in a trap and the corpses on my patio they stay the f away from my deck.  "Oh s***, did you see what happened to Jim? His head was cut clean off!!! And they trapped the entire Miller family in a prison!"

I had my first wasp (or whatever they are) inside yesterday. My cat was quite curious with it, until I enacted flawless victory fatality. 

1 hour ago, Agent23 said:

I had my first wasp (or whatever they are) inside yesterday. My cat was quite curious with it, until I enacted flawless victory fatality. 

On the cat?

5 minutes ago, greend said:

On the cat?

No I love him. 

On  a bench in Fairmount Park.

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This week I went through a physical for the adoption process.  I had to go back this morning for them to get the results of my TB test.   While sitting in the waiting room I over hear an older gentleman tell the woman at the front desk "Yeah, I have mushrooms growing in my chest.  Been that way for decades.  Nothing you can do".

 

:unsure: 

54 minutes ago, paco said:

This week I went through a physical for the adoption process.  I had to go back this morning for them to get the results of my TB test.   While sitting in the waiting room I over hear an older gentleman tell the woman at the front desk "Yeah, I have mushrooms growing in my chest.  Been that way for decades.  Nothing you can do".

 

:unsure: 

Kinda messed up that you're vetted for physical fitness to adopt when you see some of the pigs walking around with half a dozen kids

7 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

Kinda messed up that you're vetted for physical fitness to adopt when you see some of the pigs walking around with half a dozen kids

Trust me.  After many years and well into the six figures spent trying to grow our family and now the hoops we have to jump through to adopt, "this s*** isn't fair" has crossed our a minds a few times, to say the least.

 

Basically they want to make sure I'm not going to drop dead in the next 10 years.

59 minutes ago, paco said:

This week I went through a physical for the adoption process.  I had to go back this morning for them to get the results of my TB test.   While sitting in the waiting room I over hear an older gentleman tell the woman at the front desk "Yeah, I have mushrooms growing in my chest.  Been that way for decades.  Nothing you can do".

 

:unsure: 

I love mushrooms give him my name I'll take care of the problem.

5 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

Kinda messed up that you're vetted for physical fitness to adopt when you see some of the pigs walking around with half a dozen kids

When you figure out a way to keep idiots from having unprotected sex, let us know by all means.

1 minute ago, greend said:

I love mushrooms give him my name I'll take care of the problem.

So you're.... gonna eat him out?

1 minute ago, greend said:

When you figure out a way to keep idiots from having unprotected sex, let us know by all means.

There's lots of ways, just not legal 

1 minute ago, paco said:

So you're.... gonna eat him out?

Nope, but I'll find a way to "harvest" the "mushroom".

1 hour ago, greend said:

When you figure out a way to keep idiots from having unprotected sex, let us know by all means.

lock the farm gates, bam. 

you feelin' me, bfit ?

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