April 28, 20205 yr 39 minutes ago, bobeph said: That sucks. how are you going to thumb our mother’s buttholes now? Who has 1.95 thumbs to thumb your mothers buttholes. This guy!
April 28, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, MR-CYN said: @probably after his trim job. F'er still hurts like hell.
April 28, 20205 yr Speaking of a trim job, schmoopie cleaned up my mullet. Did a great job. Then dummy here tried to trim my sides and misjudged the attachment on it. So now I have a short patch by my ears like this (but worse)
April 28, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, probably said: F'er still hurts like hell. There's a lot of nerves in the thumb. It'll likely hurt for quite some time. WInter will be the best when it gets cold and you knock it around. Put a stubby thumb, in your butt.
April 28, 20205 yr 18 hours ago, probably said: Cut the tip of my thumb off last night. Just the tip! After 2 hours of nonstop bleeding we were forced to go to the ER. Place was empty. Lost the chunk I cut off so there was nothing for them to sew back together, so they cauterized it. Hurts like hell today. Good job, Jerry Garcia.
April 28, 20205 yr I literally just went to beer city and bought a 12 pack. Not a big deal. Now I am indulging in beer while answering work emails. I can’t be the only one who finally said, "Uk this sheet!” I don’t plan on getting hammered or anything. Just needed a good "uk this sheet” beer or three.
April 28, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, OddBall said: So you lifted some weights? i see what you did there! 3 hours ago, probably said: Henckels. Why? to best determine the accidental:fail ratio.
April 28, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, MR-CYN said: There's a lot of nerves in the thumb. It'll likely hurt for quite some time. WInter will be the best when it gets cold and you knock it around. Put a stubby thumb, in your butt. It kind of looks like I already did:
April 28, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Agent23 said: to best determine the accidental:fail ratio. Go play with your cat, Muno.
April 28, 20205 yr 19 minutes ago, probably said: Go play with your cat, Muno. Mike Tyson would call it a puthy.
April 28, 20205 yr I just realized something. So we use Outlook at work for email. My initials (not including middle name) are JB. However, when you send an email you profile does last name first. So when people get an email from me it comes up as BJ. Ukn’ awesome.
April 28, 20205 yr 42 minutes ago, bobeph said: I literally just went to beer city and bought a 12 pack. Not a big deal. Now I am indulging in beer while answering work emails. I can’t be the only one who finally said, "Uk this sheet!” I don’t plan on getting hammered or anything. Just needed a good "uk this sheet” beer or three. I tend to finish work with a bourbon or beers.
April 28, 20205 yr Just now, bobeph said: I just realized something. So we use Outlook at work for email. My initials (not including middle name) are JB. However, when you send an email you profile does last name first. So when people get an email from me it comes up as BJ. Ukn’ awesome. Plus it's your job description too! Win Win!
April 28, 20205 yr @BFit got a good set up now. Work phone outside so I can hear a work email. Run inside to answer on laptop. Now sitting outside on a beautiful day watching little Boette uk up her target.
April 28, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, bobeph said: @BFit got a good set up now. Work phone outside so I can hear a work email. Run inside to answer on laptop. Now sitting outside on a beautiful day watching little Boette uk up her target. Is she not using a release? That's pretty badass if she's not. I mean I use a release and this makes me feel like a bish I might have to get my bow out later and show you how much better she is than me
April 28, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, BFit said: Is she not using a release? That's pretty badass if she's not. I mean I use a release and this makes me feel like a bish I might have to get my bow out later and show you how much better she is than me Nope. All pointer, middle and ring fingers.
April 28, 20205 yr I'm sitting in my shed killing time right now. I got half the yard mowed and got a phone call. Shut off the tractor and answered it, now the tractor won't start back up. It doesn't like starting when it's already hot. That's what you get with a free tractor. So now we wait and drink another beer.....
April 28, 20205 yr Just now, BFit said: I'm sitting in my shed killing time right now. I got half the yard mowed and got a phone call. Shut off the tractor and answered it, now the tractor won't start back up. It doesn't like starting when it's already hot. That's what you get with a free tractor. So now we wait and drink another beer..... Yeah, I imagine this is not a good time for the plug two wires into a speaker career. Sorry man.
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