October 6, 20205 yr 36 minutes ago, binkybink77 said: It's one of my biggest fears realized Ish talking about someone through text or email and accidentally sending it to them because they are obviously in the front of your brain at the moment I did something similar in college. I was on the executive board and we had an email chain among the officers. Well, one of them we were removing from their position because they wern't doing their job. So I *thought* they were already off the discussion and I said "So to be clear, we are kicking Matt out in tomorrows meeting". That's how he found out
October 6, 20205 yr 17 hours ago, mr_hunt said: a day in the life of hunt....at my kid's soccer game. his mother..my ex wife...shows up with some guy & i text the wife....nitwit is here with another boyfriend. Lol...except i sent it to my ex wife by mistake. it went really well...really. Screenshot, please.
October 6, 20205 yr 7 minutes ago, OddBall said: Screenshot, please. i deleted my text...as if that would make the whole thing go away.
October 6, 20205 yr 36 minutes ago, paco said: I did something similar in college. I was on the executive board and we had an email chain among the officers. Well, one of them we were removing from their position because they wern't doing their job. So I *thought* they were already off the discussion and I said "So to be clear, we are kicking Matt out in tomorrows meeting". That's how he found out similar experience: i'm a big fan of My Blue Heaven with steve martin (this will fit into the story*). years ago, we used to keep an IM window up for all the scale operators, inside sales, CS agents, ect daily for instant communications for moving aggregates across the city/state. unspoken rule was, first one in the office would start the IM and hit a custom IM group (made up of 40-50 employees). whomever would start it would initiate the conversation with just a simple greeting. one morning i happened to come in early, fired up the cpu and instantly an IM popped up from an coworker i knew very well with just ''Good Morning''. I responded with F*** You....but without the censors. i chuckled at my reference to the supermarket scene from My Blue Heaven reference until magically all the names of invited coworkers started popping up. i was gasping NO NO NO no no no like a broker watching his stock plummet.
October 6, 20205 yr I once recommended a friend for a job at my company and he got it. The day before he started, they had already set up his email account, so I thought it would be nice to welcome him to the company with an appropriate welcome message consisting only of the word 'TURD'. Turns out, there was a Vice President with the same name as my friend who sat one floor below me.
October 6, 20205 yr Hunt & B3, i'm guessing neither instance could have been remedied with the ''DAMMIT AUTOCORRECT'' clause ?
October 6, 20205 yr 32 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: i deleted my text...as if that would make the whole thing go away. Like it never happened.
October 6, 20205 yr oh no...not for mine. i had literally just spoken to her & seen the latest boyfriend before sending my text. there really wasn't any way to claim autocorrect on that one. or even bs my way out of it...although i tried anyway. she's extremely non-confrontational so it didn't turn into a "thing"....but i'm 100% sure she didn't buy my story.
October 6, 20205 yr Is her name similar to your wife's, as in next to her on your contact list. It is, isn't it?
October 6, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, OddBall said: Is her name similar to your wife's, as in next to her on your contact list. It is, isn't it? names aren't even close...but the ex wife's text exchange was open because she had just sent me something about our kid. 99% of my text are to my wife so i must've assumed that's the text discussion that was open. oops!
October 6, 20205 yr 26 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said: similar experience: i'm a big fan of My Blue Heaven with steve martin (this will fit into the story*). years ago, we used to keep an IM window up for all the scale operators, inside sales, CS agents, ect daily for instant communications for moving aggregates across the city/state. unspoken rule was, first one in the office would start the IM and hit a custom IM group (made up of 40-50 employees). whomever would start it would initiate the conversation with just a simple greeting. one morning i happened to come in early, fired up the cpu and instantly an IM popped up from an coworker i knew very well with just ''Good Morning''. I responded with F*** You....but without the censors. i chuckled at my reference to the supermarket scene from My Blue Heaven reference until magically all the names of invited coworkers started popping up. i was gasping NO NO NO no no no like a broker watching his stock plummet. IM got me in trouble once too. A few of my work friends went to a PSU tailgate one weekend. The next Monday my one buddy was pinging me of all these photos of the drunken shenanigan's. At the same time I'm having an IM conversation with the partner on a new project I just joined. She was making these plans for me to come in a few weeks earlier, have me get started before the rest of the team gets there, it would be great to meet you and blah blah blah. So while I'm having that convo trying to make a good first impression, my buddy is sending me these photos in a different IM window, to which I reply "I'm going to kill you, you f***** ****"....... ....but I never clicked into his window and sent that message to the partner
October 6, 20205 yr 18 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: oh no...not for mine. i had literally just spoken to her & seen the latest boyfriend before sending my text. there really wasn't any way to claim autocorrect on that one. or even bs my way out of it...although i tried anyway. she's extremely non-confrontational so it didn't turn into a "thing"....but i'm 100% sure she didn't buy my story. elephant in the room then.....was he a BIG guy and (oh ****) or was he was he just a big guy and blaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha .
October 6, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, wholesale_Melvin said: elephant in the room then.....was he a BIG guy and (oh ****) or was he was he just a big guy and blaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha . no idea...never saw him outside of the car. i wasn't worried about that at all, tbh. i'm a rock solid 5'2 120 lbs...so i'm sure i would've kicked his azzzz.
October 6, 20205 yr Just now, mr_hunt said: no idea...never saw him outside of the car. i wasn't worried about that at all, tbh. i'm a rock solid 5'2 120 lbs...so i'm sure i would've kicked his azzzz.
October 6, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: no idea...never saw him outside of the car. i wasn't worried about that at all, tbh. i'm a rock solid 5'2 120 lbs...so i'm sure i would've kicked his azzzz. Yeah but how much does your big ugly face weigh?
October 6, 20205 yr 13 minutes ago, mikemack8 said: Yeah but how much does your big ugly face weigh? enough to crush that pasty hall of fame trophy you got hanging. wait....sorry son, thought you was someone else. i'm inclined to follow up that apology with a reasoning...see i'm a tad inebriated given it's not quite lunch yet and that's typically when i've had my first cup of joe. i'm sure you understand.
October 6, 20205 yr Bright side, boyfriend probably wound up dumping the ex for having had the bad judgement to marry such a careless dope.
October 6, 20205 yr Text should have a recall feature. I have posted before about having a breathalyzer installed on devices. Have sent stuff out in the past that should never have gone while under the influence. Not so much now though, I'm getting better at it (mostly ). Brother and my sister in law refer to his ex as just #2. We haven't spoken her name out loud for 10 years.
October 6, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, DiPros said: Text should have a recall feature. I have posted before about having a breathalyzer installed on devices. Have sent stuff out in the past that should never have gone while under the influence. Not so much now though, I'm getting better at it (mostly ). Brother and my sister in law refer to his ex as just #2. We haven't spoken her name out loud for 10 years. i didn't speak her name either...i said nitwit!
October 6, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, mikemack8 said: Yeah but how much does your big ugly face weigh? hmm...i don't know. maybe ask your mom's box, brah! yeah! middle school insult!
October 6, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: i didn't speak her name either...i said nitwit! I gotta be honest with you...nitwit is pretty mild compared to what I'd probably call my hypothetical ex-wife.
October 6, 20205 yr Would've been great if your ex texted you on "accident" after she got that: "Looks like Rocky Dennis is here by himself again...his new wife must not want to be seen in public with him"
October 6, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, rambo said: I gotta be honest with you...nitwit is pretty mild compared to what I'd probably call my hypothetical ex-wife. meh...it's been years now. i pretty much ignore her existence whenever i can. 28 minutes ago, The_Omega said: Bright side, boyfriend probably wound up dumping the ex for having had the bad judgement to marry such a careless dope. it all depends on what kind of work she needs done around the house. she tends to date contractor types specializing in whatever work needs to be done at the time & then moves on to the next one once the job is finished. come to think of it, i think she was having car problems..so this one is probably a mechanic.
October 6, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, rambo said: Would've been great if your ex texted you on "accident" after she got that: "Looks like Rocky Dennis is here by himself again...his new wife must not want to be seen in public with him" whatever, man. the mask mandates have given us rocky dennis types a new lease on life!
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