October 6, 20205 yr 20 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: meh...it's been years now. i pretty much ignore her existence whenever i can. it all depends on what kind of work she needs done around the house. she tends to date contractor types specializing in whatever work needs to be done at the time & then moves on to the next one once the job is finished. come to think of it, i think she was having car problems..so this one is probably a mechanic. reminds me of a Hicks bit about overpopulation ending with him squatting down to stare at the front row, and mimicking the act of a trailer-trash mother squeezing out unnecessary babies: "There's Trucker Jr. There's your brother, Pizza Delivery Boy Jr. There's your other brother, Will Work For Food Jr," each birth punctuated with a loud "thunk."
October 6, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said: i had taco bell for lunch and just let out the first of many farts. you care. I made a big pot of chilli and used way too much garlic. #OneUpper
October 6, 20205 yr 25 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said: i had taco bell for lunch and just let out the first of many fists. you care. i cared enough to make your sentence grammatically correct using grammarly.
October 6, 20205 yr Today would have been 36 yrs. I bought a large bottle of wine a pack of smokes and cooked a frozen pizza. Burnt my hand putting it in the oven cause I didn’t pull out the oven rack first. Dumb. In full mr Di fashion when the ambulance pulled in I went out on the porch kept my distance and asked who they were looking for. One of my neighbors is on hospice with cancer. I directed them to the right unit. Her one son came out and I asked what’s up and he said pain. Her boys are so young they don’t know any better. Not sure why they didn’t call the hospice. Her older son has CP. Great kid. High functioning thanks to his mom and she took everything she could get from the govt for him and worked her tail off to keep it together until she was unable to do her job. Now this. im off tomorrow. I will see if they are ok but I cannot fix this. I can only offer my ear to this poor child-just graduated high school during covid is working with computers now with a sick mom and older brother with CP. We have a landlord that doesn’t care. I trust if something happens to her he will be decent. But people aren’t always. The good news is there’s no sewer odor in here tonight. The tank was supposed to be pumped today. Dear Jesus. Please let it be. No more stink !
October 7, 20205 yr 45 minutes ago, DiPros said: The good news is there’s no sewer odor in here tonight. The tank was supposed to be pumped today. Dear Jesus. Please let it be. No more stink ! Great news! Finally got that diaper changed!
October 7, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, DiPros said: Let’s see If I can post a link. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cG3Vfa6_gCs
October 7, 20205 yr early morning fun with babysitter. she made us banana bread for today, brought some to work. texted her...
October 7, 20205 yr 44 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said: so @paco....how do you cheese your crackers ? That's a rather personal question.
October 7, 20205 yr 55 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said: so @paco....how do you cheese your crackers ? You mean like.... with a fig jam and proper wine paring? Maybe add some meat for a full charcuterie
October 7, 20205 yr 25 minutes ago, paco said: You mean like.... with a fig jam and proper wine paring? Maybe add some meat for a full charcuterie <jock> gay, gay, gay, <jock>
October 7, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, greend said: <jock> gay, gay, gay, <jock> If by gay you mean I put delicious meat and cheese in my mouth, well, then I guess ...... wait.
October 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Alpha_TATEr said: so @paco....how do you cheese your crackers ? Ahem... that is singular. paco has one cracker.
October 7, 20205 yr 31 minutes ago, binkybink77 said: Ahem... that is singular. paco has one cracker. 🙈
October 7, 20205 yr 37 minutes ago, binkybink77 said: Ahem... that is singular. paco has one cracker. intentional ? well done.
October 7, 20205 yr Speaking of crackers, I saw a friend of mine who happens to be black in the cracker isle at the store. I went up to him and said hi and he looked around at the different boxes of crackers and said "Well, this is awkward."
October 8, 20205 yr not about to venture into CVON for cheap trivial reference but concerning pence and the fly last night: i'll just mention the McCammon Swan Song novel and The Man with the Scarlett Eye ...maybe Pence was getting his prompts in a different manner. Avid readers may get that one.
October 9, 20205 yr As revenge for stink bugs and spotted lantern flies, I'm going to set up a gofundme to send me to China and smuggle in puss caterpillars.
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