Posted November 19, 20205 yr 1. Both require dough. 2. According to scientists, the tomato is a fruit. Although nutritionists also consider the tomato to be a vegetable based on usage, the science stands stronger in favor of fruit. And the sauce can also be sweet. Fits with cookies. 3. Both are baked in ovens. 4. Both can be made crispy or soft, depending on preference. Now, we've already accepted (subconsciously or otherwise) a connection to dessert since we call pizza "pie". HOWEVER.... 5a. Pie does not use dough, it uses pie crust. 5b. Pies are filled up with a filling of some sort. Even something like shepherd's pie is filled. Pizza is not filled with a filling - sauce is spread around the top of the dough. Therefore, I conclude that pizza is a tomato cookie.
November 19, 20205 yr Ok but what about the cheese, meat and other veggie toppings? What other cookies are topped with pepperoni and sausage???
November 19, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, binkybink77 said: What other cookies are topped with pepperoni and sausage??? your mom's cookie! bah! @probably
November 19, 20205 yr Author 3 minutes ago, binkybink77 said: Ok but what about the cheese, meat and other veggie toppings? What other cookies are topped with pepperoni and sausage??? Cookies can be topped with anything. I mean, someone thought to make an oatmeal cookie and then looked at raisins like they'd be a good idea. Structurally speaking though, I do believe the pizza qualifies as a cookie.
November 19, 20205 yr 7 minutes ago, hukdonfoniks said: Cookies can be topped with anything. I mean, someone thought to make an oatmeal cookie and then looked at raisins like they'd be a good idea. Structurally speaking though, I do believe the pizza qualifies as a cookie. While raisins are most certainly DISGUST, I don't know of any meat topped cookie. You MIGHT be able to argue cheese as in cream cheese, but I'm calling violation on claiming meat.
November 19, 20205 yr Someone in here is making complete sense. Can you guess who? 2 minutes ago, binkybink77 said: While raisins are most certainly DISGUST, I don't know of any meat topped cookie. You MIGHT be able to argue cheese as in cream cheese, but I'm calling violation on claiming meat. You do know a cookie topped with meat. It’s called pizza.
November 19, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said: Someone in here is making complete sense. Can you guess who? You do know a cookie topped with meat. It’s called pizza. No absolutely not... you're unleashing something you can't put back in the bottle.. - what's next.. manicotts are actually cannolis??
November 19, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, binkybink77 said: No absolutely not... you're unleashing something you can't put back in the bottle.. - what's next.. manicotts are actually cannolis?? Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn!!!!!!
November 19, 20205 yr 30 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: your mom's cookie! bah! @probably i'm making this a thing if i have to die posting it.
November 19, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, binkybink77 said: No absolutely not... you're unleashing something you can't put back in the bottle.. - what's next.. manicotts are actually cannolis?? close, if you know how to order pasta crepes and misspell a little.
November 19, 20205 yr I think it's really brazen that just because it's 2020 you think you can create all new NEW NORMALS. I'm not going to sit quietly and allow this to happen.. allow you to bastardize pizza and make it a freaking cookie
November 19, 20205 yr 7 minutes ago, binkybink77 said: I think it's really brazen that just because it's 2020 you think you can create all new NEW NORMALS. I'm not going to sit quietly and allow this to happen.. allow you to bastardize pizza and make it a freaking cookie i'm imagining paco will have to dress up as a domino's delivery boy who makes the mistake of asking the housewife if she wants their new pizza cookie and gets locked in the red sauce room where mommi uses a pizza board on his ass.
November 19, 20205 yr Author This is "pizza pie"... DISGUSTING. That is closer to lasagna. Meanwhile, this is a cookie... LET YOUR EYES BE THE JUDGE
November 19, 20205 yr Author WTF is that unholy monstrosity? Usually my immediate answer would be @bobeph but I think he got stuck in a doorway or something. Hasn't been around lately.
November 19, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, hukdonfoniks said: WTF is that unholy monstrosity? Usually my immediate answer would be @bobeph but I think he got stuck in a doorway or something. Hasn't been around lately. bobeph has ALWAYS be around.
November 19, 20205 yr 28 minutes ago, binkybink77 said: I think it's really brazen that just because it's 2020 you think you can create all new NEW NORMALS. I'm not going to sit quietly and allow this to happen.. allow you to bastardize pizza and make it a freaking cookie laannnnguage the kids are up!!!!!!!!!!
November 19, 20205 yr 19 minutes ago, greend said: btw when was the last time you had a 16" cookie? this girl back in the 90s; she had a abnormally enlarged cli......................is.
November 19, 20205 yr 9 minutes ago, Toty said: I have no quarrel with this by similar logic, guacamole is a fruit smoothie Are mashed potatoes potato smoothies?
November 19, 20205 yr Author 36 minutes ago, Toty said: I have no quarrel with this by similar logic, guacamole is a fruit smoothie 26 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said: Are mashed potatoes potato smoothies? I would argue in the negative to both. Smoothies are cold and consumed via a straw. Mashed potatoes as a dip, on the other hand....hmm
November 20, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, hukdonfoniks said: 1. Both require dough. 2. According to scientists, the tomato is a fruit. Although nutritionists also consider the tomato to be a vegetable based on usage, the science stands stronger in favor of fruit. And the sauce can also be sweet. Fits with cookies. 3. Both are baked in ovens. 4. Both can be made crispy or soft, depending on preference. Now, we've already accepted (subconsciously or otherwise) a connection to dessert since we call pizza "pie". HOWEVER.... 5a. Pie does not use dough, it uses pie crust. 5b. Pies are filled up with a filling of some sort. Even something like shepherd's pie is filled. Pizza is not filled with a filling - sauce is spread around the top of the dough. Therefore, I conclude that pizza is a tomato cookie. Technically in culinary terms pizza is considered an open face sandwich. Ponder on that one
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