Pizza = tomato cookie. HEAR ME OUT.

[hukdonfoniks]

1. Both require dough.
2. According to scientists, the tomato is a fruit.  Although nutritionists also consider the tomato to be a vegetable based on usage, the science stands stronger in favor of fruit.   And the sauce can also be sweet.  Fits with cookies. 
3. Both are baked in ovens.
4. Both can be made crispy or soft, depending on preference.

Now, we've already accepted (subconsciously or otherwise) a connection to dessert since we call pizza "pie". 

HOWEVER....

5a.  Pie does not use dough, it uses pie crust.
5b.  Pies are filled up with a filling of some sort.  Even something like shepherd's pie is filled.  Pizza is not filled with a filling - sauce is spread around the top of the dough.

 

Therefore, I conclude that pizza is a tomato cookie. 

[greend]

O.P. ****ot    and all that

[wholesale_Melvin]

this here thread is the covid of threads and i'm here to help.

[binkybink77]

Ok but what about the cheese, meat and other veggie toppings?  What other cookies are topped with pepperoni and sausage???

[mr_hunt]

1 minute ago, binkybink77 said:

 What other cookies are topped with pepperoni and sausage???

your mom's cookie!  

 

 

bah!   @probably

[hukdonfoniks]

3 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

Ok but what about the cheese, meat and other veggie toppings?  What other cookies are topped with pepperoni and sausage???

Cookies can be topped with anything.  I mean, someone thought to make an oatmeal cookie and then looked at raisins like they'd be a good idea.

Structurally speaking though, I do believe the pizza qualifies as a cookie.

[binkybink77]

7 minutes ago, hukdonfoniks said:

Cookies can be topped with anything.  I mean, someone thought to make an oatmeal cookie and then looked at raisins like they'd be a good idea.

Structurally speaking though, I do believe the pizza qualifies as a cookie.

While raisins are most certainly DISGUST, I don't know of any meat topped cookie.  You MIGHT be able to argue cheese as in cream cheese, but I'm calling violation on claiming meat. 

[20dawk4life]

Someone in here is making complete sense.
 

Can you guess who? 

2 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

While raisins are most certainly DISGUST, I don't know of any meat topped cookie.  You MIGHT be able to argue cheese as in cream cheese, but I'm calling violation on claiming meat. 

You do know a cookie topped with meat. It’s called pizza. 

[binkybink77]

5 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

Someone in here is making complete sense.
 

Can you guess who? 

You do know a cookie topped with meat. It’s called pizza. 

No absolutely not... you're unleashing something you can't put back in the bottle..  - what's next.. manicotts are actually cannolis?? 

[20dawk4life]

2 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

No absolutely not... you're unleashing something you can't put back in the bottle..  - what's next.. manicotts are actually cannolis?? 

Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn!!!!!! 

[wholesale_Melvin]

30 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

your mom's cookie!  

 

 

bah!   @probably

i'm making this a thing if i have to die posting it. 

[wholesale_Melvin]

8 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

No absolutely not... you're unleashing something you can't put back in the bottle..  - what's next.. manicotts are actually cannolis?? 

close, if you know how to order pasta crepes and misspell a little.

 

 

[binkybink77]

I think it's really brazen that just because it's 2020 you think you can create all new NEW NORMALS.  I'm not going to sit quietly and allow this to happen.. allow you to bastardize pizza and make it a freaking cookie  

[wholesale_Melvin]

7 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

I think it's really brazen that just because it's 2020 you think you can create all new NEW NORMALS.  I'm not going to sit quietly and allow this to happen.. allow you to bastardize pizza and make it a freaking cookie  

i'm imagining paco will have to dress up as a domino's delivery boy who makes the mistake of asking the housewife if she wants their new pizza cookie and gets locked in the red sauce room where mommi uses a pizza board on his ass. 

[hukdonfoniks]

This is "pizza pie"...

 

DISGUSTING.  That is closer to lasagna.

Meanwhile, this is a cookie...

 

LET YOUR EYES BE THE JUDGE

 

[wholesale_Melvin]

then this must be pizza cake

 

[hukdonfoniks]

WTF is that unholy monstrosity? 

Usually my immediate answer would be @bobeph but I think he got stuck in a doorway or something.  Hasn't been around lately.

[wholesale_Melvin]

2 minutes ago, hukdonfoniks said:

WTF is that unholy monstrosity? 

Usually my immediate answer would be @bobeph but I think he got stuck in a doorway or something.  Hasn't been around lately.

bobeph has ALWAYS be around.

[greend]

28 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

I think it's really brazen that just because it's 2020 you think you can create all new NEW NORMALS.  I'm not going to sit quietly and allow this to happen.. allow you to bastardize pizza and make it a freaking cookie  

laannnnguage the kids are up!!!!!!!!!!

[greend]

btw when was the last time you had a 16" cookie? 

[wholesale_Melvin]

19 minutes ago, greend said:

btw when was the last time you had a 16" cookie? 

this girl back in the 90s; she had a abnormally enlarged cli......................is.

[The_Omega]

OP likes fruity cookies.

[20dawk4life]

9 minutes ago, Toty said:

I have no quarrel with this

by similar logic, guacamole is a fruit smoothie

Are mashed potatoes potato smoothies? 

[hukdonfoniks]

36 minutes ago, Toty said:

I have no quarrel with this

by similar logic, guacamole is a fruit smoothie

 

26 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

Are mashed potatoes potato smoothies? 

I would argue in the negative to both. 

Smoothies are cold and consumed via a straw. 

Mashed potatoes as a dip, on the other hand....hmm

[Bwestbrook36]

6 hours ago, hukdonfoniks said:

1. Both require dough.
2. According to scientists, the tomato is a fruit.  Although nutritionists also consider the tomato to be a vegetable based on usage, the science stands stronger in favor of fruit.   And the sauce can also be sweet.  Fits with cookies. 
3. Both are baked in ovens.
4. Both can be made crispy or soft, depending on preference.

Now, we've already accepted (subconsciously or otherwise) a connection to dessert since we call pizza "pie". 

HOWEVER....

5a.  Pie does not use dough, it uses pie crust.
5b.  Pies are filled up with a filling of some sort.  Even something like shepherd's pie is filled.  Pizza is not filled with a filling - sauce is spread around the top of the dough.

 

Therefore, I conclude that pizza is a tomato cookie. 

Technically in culinary terms pizza is considered an open face sandwich. Ponder on that one