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Consquences of Sedition and D-Baggery (still unlocked)

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3 minutes ago, downundermike said:

Not sure what you know about the calendar, or math, but it's only been 4 months since the insurrection, and they were not arrested the same day.  Not sure how less than 4 months is a year.

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And, you should not be part of an insurrection stopping our elected officials from legally certifying our election results.  It helps you not end up in jail.

lol you are aggressively stupid. The trials aren't until the fall, meaning they'll be held for nearly a year before the trial. 

Me every time magic mike posts:

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6 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Not only that, but Lang is being charged with a lot more than simple trespassing. The village idiot owns himself again.

Simple trespassing 🤡🌏

Lang, 25, was originally charged with assaulting officers, civil disorder, and violent entry. He was charged this week in federal court in Washington, D.C. on an 11-count indictment that include committing violence in the Capitol, civil disorder, and obstructing an official proceeding. 

8 minutes ago, Kz! said:

The trials aren't until the fall, meaning they'll be held for nearly a year before the trial. 

 

First day of fall, September 22nd.  So that would be 8 months.  

Winter starts December 21st, maybe try that, getting closer to a year.

 

 

Just now, downundermike said:

First day of fall, September 22nd.  So that would be 8 months.  

Winter starts December 21st, maybe try that, getting closer to a year.

 

 

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Just now, Kz! said:

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Why do you love criminals and traitors so much?

Who will stand up for the.....checks notes....violent cop-assaulting traitors!?!?  

lmao

30 minutes ago, Kz! said:

No one should languish in jail for a year on charges that amount to little more than trespassing

Oof.  2 self owns in one post.  What a moron.

13 minutes ago, Kz! said:

The trials aren't until the fall, meaning they'll be held for nearly a year before the trial. 

Lang, 25, was originally charged with assaulting officers, civil disorder, and violent entry. He was charged this week in federal court in Washington, D.C. on an 11-count indictment that include committing violence in the Capitol, civil disorder, and obstructing an official proceeding. 

Avert your eyes, Puritans (I haven't figured out how to make spoilers yet):
 

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1 minute ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

Avert your eyes, Puritans:
 

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Kz being on the spectrum, confirmed (I mean, we all knew it, but still).

5 minutes ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

(I haven't figured out how to make spoilers yet):

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10 minutes ago, downundermike said:

First day of fall, September 22nd.  So that would be 8 months.  

Winter starts December 21st, maybe try that, getting closer to a year.

 

 

I have no doubt that kmart kz saw the tweet mention the number of days and immediately his smooth brain kicked into gear to remind him that 100 days = 1 year. It's science.

1 minute ago, downundermike said:
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Thanks, lol. I remembered there being an option somewhere but couldn't recall where, and that icon didn't seem obvious to me, haha.

2 minutes ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

 

Thanks, lol. I remembered there being an option somewhere but couldn't recall where, and that icon didn't seem obvious to me, haha.

If I haven't used it in a while it takes me a minute to figure out which one it is.

7 minutes ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

Avert your eyes, Puritans (I haven't figured out how to make spoilers yet):
 

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:lol: When you're so dumb, even your lawyer has to call you mentally handicapped to try to make people feel bad about you. 

2 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

:lol: When you're so dumb, even your lawyer has to call you mentally handicapped to try to make people feel bad about you. 

I wonder if this is going to be the standard defense.  "My client is a moron, and fell for Trumps lies"

1 minute ago, downundermike said:

I wonder if this is going to be the standard defense.  "My client is a moron, and fell for Trumps lies"


"From the makers of the insanity defense, introducing...the stupidity defense!"

2 minutes ago, EaglesRocker97 said:


"From the makers of the insanity defense, introducing...the stupidity defense!"

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39 minutes ago, Kz! said:

She's actually right. Great piece by Julie Kelly on the subject:

No one should languish in jail for a year on charges that amount to little more than trespassing, but that's what they're doing. Only severe bootlickers would disagree. 

LOL!!!

They’re not in solitary confinement. They’re in foxitis detoxification chambers. Look it up, it’s a legal mental condition. Could take 6 months to a year to treat.😂

:roll: I'm still laughing at a lawyer publicly destroying his own client like that. Basically should've just quoted Tropic Thunder verbatim at that point. 

6 minutes ago, MidMoFo said:

LOL!!!

They’re not in solitary confinement. They’re in foxitis detoxification chambers. Look it up, it’s a legal mental condition. Could take 6 months to a year to treat.😂

And if they are, they probably asked to be placed there because they are giant poosay's.

When you spend all day defending terrorists by calling everyone aggressively stupid but then the attorney for the people you've been defending literally admits that his clients are aggressively stupid

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53 minutes ago, Kz! said:

She's actually right. Great piece by Julie Kelly on the subject:

No one should languish in jail for a year on charges that amount to little more than trespassing, but that's what they're doing. Only severe bootlickers would disagree. 

Agree. They should not be in an American jail. They should be detained in Gitmo with the other terrorists who have waged war on America. Once off American soil and labeled an enemy combatant they would lose their constitutional rights and can be properly interrogated. Its the most efficient way to get to the bottom of this plot. 

17 minutes ago, downundermike said:

I wonder if this is going to be the standard defense.  "My client is a moron, and fell for Trumps lies"

This makes it even funnier, because @Kz! is still falling for Trumps lies even after all the traitors now admit they were duped.

24 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Kz being on the spectrum, confirmed (I mean, we all knew it, but still).

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