18 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

My man wants to motor boat the ish outta that metabias.

so fast the whole Venn will look purple instead of just the conjunction 

6 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

TUBTHOUGHTS*:

Wouldn't it be funny if every year on the last day of summer a group of lions had a big lion orgy, and the e-vite for the event was called "The Pride Cometh Before the Fall"?

 

 

 

*copyright Arthur Jackson

 

14 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

 

Thanks.

Look forward to more TUBTHOUGHTS. There are more to come.

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I created TUBTHOUGHTS when I realized that my best ideas for EMB posts come to me when I'm in a histamine-induced euphoria while soaking in a hot bath to relieve all of the chronic itches on my body. There's a moment when I'm scrubbing my perineum with an abrasive, yet comforting natural sea sponge. That, along with the hot water infused with whole oats and epsom salt puts me in a zone like some ancient Greek oracle - and that's where I get my best material.

Stay tuned because my junk itches like a motherFer.

3 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Thanks.

Look forward to more TUBTHOUGHTS. There are more come.

If you want, you can like and subscribe.

I created TUBTHOUGHTS when I realized that my best ideas for EMB posts come to me when I'm in a histamine-induced euphoria while soaking in a hot bath to relieve all of the chronic itches on my body. There's a moment when I'm scrubbing my perineum with an abrasive, yet comforting natural sea sponge. That, along with the hot water infused with whole oats and epsom salt puts me in a zone like some ancient Greek oracle - and that's where I get my best material.

Stay tuned because my junk itches like a motherFer.

I'm already superscribed you junk scratchin hypochondriac you.

3 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

I'm already superscribed you junk scratchin hypochondriac you.

I appreciate your amateur psychological diagnosis, but my itches are by no means imagined. I could explain their origin, but it's best just to it in verse...

 

1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Stay tuned because my junk itches like a motherFer.

That would be a good line for the follow up to Berserker..

Last week we were making F BERSERKER!

Now my junk leaks like my truck BERSERKER!

5 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

That would be a good line for the follow up to Berserker..

Last week we were making F BERSERKER!

Now my junk leaks like my truck BERSERKER!

Don't mention Berserker in front of @DrPhilly

It triggers the Swedes

8 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Don't mention Berserker in front of @DrPhilly

It triggers the Swedes

Indeed

Crowd size matters!

On 3/4/2023 at 4:46 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

Thanks.

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I created TUBTHOUGHTS when I realized that my best ideas for EMB posts come to me when I'm in a histamine-induced euphoria while soaking in a hot bath to relieve all of the chronic itches on my body. There's a moment when I'm scrubbing my perineum with an abrasive, yet comforting natural sea sponge. That, along with the hot water infused with whole oats and epsom salt puts me in a zone like some ancient Greek oracle - and that's where I get my best material.

Stay tuned because my junk itches like a motherFer.

so you're only sharing your best ideas?     

On 3/4/2023 at 8:46 AM, Tweek said:

I just have no words...

Donald Trump releases song with Capitol riot prisoners called 'Justice for All'

The song "Justice for All" by Donald J Trump and the J6 Prison Choir was released on Friday and is now available on streaming platforms, including Apple Music and Spotify.

The song intersperses the choir singing "The Star-Spangled Banner," with Trump reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, and ends with the prisoners chanting "U-S-A! ". 

The J6 Prison Choir consists of a group of about 20 men that are being held at the Washington, DC jail, according to Forbes, which first reported on the song being produced

 

The Capitol riot defendants in the DC jail are said to sing the national anthem every night.

Profits from the song are due to be given to the families of those imprisoned for their roles in the riot through an LLC run by conservative commentator Ed Henry, according to Forbes. However, proceeds will not go to the families of those who assaulted a police officer, the outlet said.

Trump specifically recorded the Pledge of Allegiance for this single at Mar-a-Lago a few weeks ago, Forbes reported, while the jailed choir recorded their part over a jailhouse phone a month ago.

Trump has regularly expressed sympathy for those jailed over the insurrection, frequently decrying their "unfair" treatment and suggesting he would pardon

Was it actually him releasing it or someone just creating it using their voices? The link to youtube isn't from Trump's page

In the article it says that the song is on music streaming platforms but I don't want this put into whatever algorithm I have to verify lol

1 minute ago, Mike030270 said:

Was it actually him releasing it or someone just creating it using their voices? The link to youtube isn't from Trump's page

In the article it says that the song is on music streaming platforms but I don't want this put into whatever algorithm I have to verify lol

He specifically did a recording session for it.

Just now, vikas83 said:

He specifically did a recording session for it.

Ok I'm asking because you'd be amazed what people can do with someone's voice and even AI now

1 hour ago, mr_hunt said:

so you're only sharing your best ideas?     

My rap persona is Twerky-Twerk

 

2 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

 

That's a whole lot of socialism for someone who rages against socialism.

7 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

That's a whole lot of socialism for someone who rages against socialism.

Trumbpots: Those evil Marxist democrats want to buy votes by handing out money for free and encourage Welfare Queens to game the system!

Also trumbpots: We need Big Daddy Government to step in to lower cost of living and give people bonuses for having more babies!

 

21 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

That's a whole lot of socialism for someone who rages against socialism.

"We are going to defeat Communist China by"... **checks notes** ..."being more like Communist China!"

Jesus - the last thing we need is more inbred trailer park kids 

1 minute ago, mikemack8 said:

Jesus - the last thing we need is more inbred trailer park kids 

Yeah but if it means that we can also get flying cars, then it's something we gotta consider carefully, amirite?

26 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

 

Well I complained that the GOP didn't have any ideas to run on.  But "Building up families through lower cost of living" ...I mean, yeah those are words. 

3 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

Jesus - the last thing we need is more inbred trailer park kids 

da F you say deek arse ? 

Also - the name of the plan made me think of this - I think it applies here  

Centralized Planning of new cities in the middle of nowhere was tried in China and failed miserably. It's no surprise that Orange Mao wants to double down on it here.

 

5 minutes ago, Gannan said:

Centralized Planning of new cities in the middle of nowhere was tried in China and failed miserably. It's no surprise that Orange Mao wants to double down on it here.

 

I went to Canberra, Australia one time and it was the most depressing city I've ever stepped foot in.  A planned "modern" city trapped in time since the 70's.  That's what this idea reminds me of.