Frank Speech….DoT cOm! 

I’m out!  I am moving to ukn Peru or something. 🇵🇪 let’s go 🇨🇺!  Maybe a little 🇰🇵?  Holy ukn’ turd uks! 

did we run when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

4 minutes ago, NCTANK said:

did we run when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

 Ukn’ classic!  And I was only 4 when it came out.

By the way…I’m Clawin’ on A Thursdee.  I maxed out on my vacation time during ukn’ COVID and lost 48 hrs of vacation time.  So I’m done losing that sheet.  That’s money if I leave.  So took off tomorrow because mrs bo and boette are staying at her mom’s tonight.  Her sister is in from Pittsburgh and they’re like BFF’s and sheet.  Little bo is working until at least 11 or so.  Got nothing else to do so I started smashin Claws.  I was gonna get in the pool and put my butthole up to the air hole but @paco didn’t invite me over.  Dude is so lame now that he’s got a kid.  Pfffytt

How many times have you jerked off?

10 hours ago, bobeph said:

By the way…I’m Clawin’ on A Thursdee.  I maxed out on my vacation time during ukn’ COVID and lost 48 hrs of vacation time.  So I’m done losing that sheet.  That’s money if I leave.  So took off tomorrow because mrs bo and boette are staying at her mom’s tonight.  Her sister is in from Pittsburgh and they’re like BFF’s and sheet.  Little bo is working until at least 11 or so.  Got nothing else to do so I started smashin Claws.  I was gonna get in the pool and put my butthole up to the air hole but @paco didn’t invite me over.  Dude is so lame now that he’s got a kid.  Pfffytt

We don't have a pool.  We have a bathtub we can both fit in though.

I am working on getting sent home from work today lmao. We have managers adding time to processes across the board and calling it Lean manufacturing. I just can't keep my mouth closed

25 minutes ago, paco said:

We don't have a pool.  We have a bathtub we can both fit in though.

@bobeph fitting in a tub? What is it a whale tank?

4 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

@bobeph fitting in a tub? What is it a whale tank?

 

4 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

 

that water jet looks like it might be just enough to get him over the top

23 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

that water jet looks like it might be just enough to get him over the top

If that tub was filled with Claw and fit men it would be Bobephs idea of Nirvana.

8 hours ago, OCEaglefan said:

How many times have you jerked off?

Wtf?    Why do you want to know how many times I’ve JO’ed?   I think that this is the weirdest question I’ve ever had to answer on here and I am pretty Fing weird.

1 hour ago, paco said:

We don't have a pool.  We have a bathtub we can both fit in though.

YES! ❤️

11 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

If that tub was filled with Claw and fit men it would be Bobephs idea of Nirvana.

A holes!!!!!   Very funny though 

27 minutes ago, bobeph said:

Wtf?    Why do you want to know how many times I’ve JO’ed?   I think that this is the weirdest question I’ve ever had to answer on here and I am pretty Fing weird.

YES! ❤️

You’re Home completely. I bet you took the opportunity.

relax. I didn’t ask you if you’d been vaccinated or anything personal 

30 minutes ago, bobeph said:

Wtf?    Why do you want to know how many times I’ve JO’ed?   I think that this is the weirdest question I’ve ever had to answer on here and I am pretty Fing weird.

YES! ❤️

tell us all the details about you jo'ing.  how many times? what technique? where did you...umm.....finish?  we need to know!    

 

 

 

f'ing oc!

     

35 minutes ago, bobeph said:

Wtf?    Why do you want to know how many times I’ve JO’ed?   I think that this is the weirdest question I’ve ever had to answer on here and I am pretty Fing weird.

YES! ❤️

You're choking the chicken right now aren't you?

If this was the opposites thread you could ask him how many things he stuck up his arse

36 minutes ago, OCEaglefan said:

You’re Home completely. I bet you took the opportunity.

relax. I didn’t ask you if you’d been vaccinated or anything personal 

I am vaccinated and I don’t ukn’ care who asks me.  I’ll put my vaxx card in their face and be like, "you like that?  You like that, Rocky Dennis?! Now let me the F in!”

33 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

tell us all the details about you jo'ing.  how many times? what technique? where did you...umm.....finish?  we need to know!    

 

 

 

f'ing oc!

     

Twist up, straight down, spit on my hand, couch looks like a painter’s radio.

 

2 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

@bobeph fitting in a tub? What is it a whale tank?

It's a big tub.  Can fit 4 people easily or Bobeph and my dad bod.

2 minutes ago, paco said:

It's a big tub.  Can fit 4 people easily or Bobeph and my dad bod.

You finally get to use that excuse!

4 minutes ago, rambo said:

You finally get to use that excuse!

Right!?!?  Before baby girl all I could come up with is "I like beer"

1 hour ago, paco said:

It's a big tub.  Can fit 4 people easily or Bobeph and my dad bod.

Father figure

2 hours ago, paco said:

It's a big tub.  Can fit 4 people easily or Bobeph and my dad bod.

*BONER*

2 hours ago, paco said:

It's a big tub.  Can fit 4 people easily or Bobeph and my dad bod.

 

2 hours ago, rambo said:

You finally get to use that excuse!

Dad Bod?  Pffffttt!  I wish!

I am a good example of how Fed up this country is.  I have off today which I earned and my daughter had to go to her summer time job.  So I’m out and about today running errands doing crap and I was getting dinner for tonight.  My wife loves salmon but I hate fish so I got myself some baby backs.  Then instead of making my daughter eat salmon or baby backsI was like oh this poor kid work today I’m going to get her some filet mignon.  So that little **** is getting a fillet tonight just because she worked!

I am such a bad parent.  She should have worked her ass off and come home to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!  But now instead I am grilling three different Fing meals!  I’ll because I’m a ****!   It is true in my opinion that generation X asked up the younger generations by pampering them!