bobeph Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Frank Speech….DoT cOm! I’m out! I am moving to ukn Peru or something. 🇵🇪 let’s go 🇨🇺! Maybe a little 🇰🇵? Holy ukn’ turd uks! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTANK Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 did we run when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, NCTANK said: did we run when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Ukn’ classic! And I was only 4 when it came out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 By the way…I’m Clawin’ on A Thursdee. I maxed out on my vacation time during ukn’ COVID and lost 48 hrs of vacation time. So I’m done losing that sheet. That’s money if I leave. So took off tomorrow because mrs bo and boette are staying at her mom’s tonight. Her sister is in from Pittsburgh and they’re like BFF’s and sheet. Little bo is working until at least 11 or so. Got nothing else to do so I started smashin Claws. I was gonna get in the pool and put my butthole up to the air hole but @paco didn’t invite me over. Dude is so lame now that he’s got a kid. Pfffytt 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCEaglefan Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 How many times have you jerked off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paco Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 10 hours ago, bobeph said: By the way…I’m Clawin’ on A Thursdee. I maxed out on my vacation time during ukn’ COVID and lost 48 hrs of vacation time. So I’m done losing that sheet. That’s money if I leave. So took off tomorrow because mrs bo and boette are staying at her mom’s tonight. Her sister is in from Pittsburgh and they’re like BFF’s and sheet. Little bo is working until at least 11 or so. Got nothing else to do so I started smashin Claws. I was gonna get in the pool and put my butthole up to the air hole but @paco didn’t invite me over. Dude is so lame now that he’s got a kid. Pfffytt We don't have a pool. We have a bathtub we can both fit in though. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogyman Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 I am working on getting sent home from work today lmao. We have managers adding time to processes across the board and calling it Lean manufacturing. I just can't keep my mouth closed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSnowsHair Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 25 minutes ago, paco said: We don't have a pool. We have a bathtub we can both fit in though. @bobeph fitting in a tub? What is it a whale tank? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogyman Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said: @bobeph fitting in a tub? What is it a whale tank? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSnowsHair Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Boogyman said: that water jet looks like it might be just enough to get him over the top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogyman Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 23 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said: that water jet looks like it might be just enough to get him over the top If that tub was filled with Claw and fit men it would be Bobephs idea of Nirvana. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 8 hours ago, OCEaglefan said: How many times have you jerked off? Wtf? Why do you want to know how many times I’ve JO’ed? I think that this is the weirdest question I’ve ever had to answer on here and I am pretty Fing weird. 1 hour ago, paco said: We don't have a pool. We have a bathtub we can both fit in though. YES! ❤️ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, Boogyman said: If that tub was filled with Claw and fit men it would be Bobephs idea of Nirvana. A holes!!!!! Very funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCEaglefan Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 27 minutes ago, bobeph said: Wtf? Why do you want to know how many times I’ve JO’ed? I think that this is the weirdest question I’ve ever had to answer on here and I am pretty Fing weird. YES! ❤️ You’re Home completely. I bet you took the opportunity. relax. I didn’t ask you if you’d been vaccinated or anything personal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_hunt Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 30 minutes ago, bobeph said: Wtf? Why do you want to know how many times I’ve JO’ed? I think that this is the weirdest question I’ve ever had to answer on here and I am pretty Fing weird. YES! ❤️ tell us all the details about you jo'ing. how many times? what technique? where did you...umm.....finish? we need to know! f'ing oc! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSnowsHair Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 35 minutes ago, bobeph said: Wtf? Why do you want to know how many times I’ve JO’ed? I think that this is the weirdest question I’ve ever had to answer on here and I am pretty Fing weird. YES! ❤️ You're choking the chicken right now aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCEaglefan Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 If this was the opposites thread you could ask him how many things he stuck up his arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 36 minutes ago, OCEaglefan said: You’re Home completely. I bet you took the opportunity. relax. I didn’t ask you if you’d been vaccinated or anything personal I am vaccinated and I don’t ukn’ care who asks me. I’ll put my vaxx card in their face and be like, "you like that? You like that, Rocky Dennis?! Now let me the F in!” 33 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: tell us all the details about you jo'ing. how many times? what technique? where did you...umm.....finish? we need to know! f'ing oc! Twist up, straight down, spit on my hand, couch looks like a painter’s radio. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paco Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said: @bobeph fitting in a tub? What is it a whale tank? It's a big tub. Can fit 4 people easily or Bobeph and my dad bod. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambo Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, paco said: It's a big tub. Can fit 4 people easily or Bobeph and my dad bod. You finally get to use that excuse! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paco Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, rambo said: You finally get to use that excuse! Right!?!? Before baby girl all I could come up with is "I like beer" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemack8 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 hour ago, paco said: It's a big tub. Can fit 4 people easily or Bobeph and my dad bod. Father figure 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 hours ago, paco said: It's a big tub. Can fit 4 people easily or Bobeph and my dad bod. *BONER* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 hours ago, paco said: It's a big tub. Can fit 4 people easily or Bobeph and my dad bod. 2 hours ago, rambo said: You finally get to use that excuse! Dad Bod? Pffffttt! I wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 I am a good example of how Fed up this country is. I have off today which I earned and my daughter had to go to her summer time job. So I’m out and about today running errands doing crap and I was getting dinner for tonight. My wife loves salmon but I hate fish so I got myself some baby backs. Then instead of making my daughter eat salmon or baby backsI was like oh this poor kid work today I’m going to get her some filet mignon. So that little **** is getting a fillet tonight just because she worked! I am such a bad parent. She should have worked her ass off and come home to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! But now instead I am grilling three different Fing meals! I’ll because I’m a ****! It is true in my opinion that generation X asked up the younger generations by pampering them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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