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13 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

I missed the lawnmower joke. Can somebody give me the 411?

In some kind of discussion about the economy or Biden etc Kz mentioned that was doing really well because he got engaged and bought a 0 turn lawnmower.  Vikas called him poor, Boogy and WGB made fun of him, Mike defended his honor. 

Just now, Seventy_Yard_FG said:

Where do you go to find out about things

That would depend on the thing.

 

I definitely do not do scientific research on bit chute.

I do not take medical advice, for example, from something like Dr. Oz. I would talk to my doctor.

3 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

I think you need to work on using that quote feature.

You didn't like his quote inception?

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Just now, DEagle7 said:

In some kind of discussion about the economy or Biden etc Kz mentioned that was doing really well because he got engaged and bought a 0 turn lawnmower.  Vikas called him poor, Boogy and WGB made fun of him, Mike defended his honor. 

That sounds  exactly how I'd expect it to go down. :lol:

Trump liked golden showers, Dr. Oz likes:

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2 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

In some kind of discussion about the economy or Biden etc Kz mentioned that was doing really well because he got engaged and bought a 0 turn lawnmower.  Vikas called him poor, Boogy and WGB made fun of him, Mike defended his honor, and CVON ishlibs continued to not understand sarcasm and recycle the same terrible memes.  

Updated for accuracy

I'm a Republican, and this run will at least be good for some awesome memes and lol's.  I approve this message.

3 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

That sounds  exactly how I'd expect it to go down. :lol:

If you go back through, I actually first commented on the fact that he got a Cub Cadet instead of one of the more well regarded zero turns.  However, when I saw how much of a frenzy the usual suspects went into (and still do) on what was pretty obviously a joke to anyone with a quarter of a brain, I decided to flip it around.  Not surprisingly, it went exactly as I knew it would.  

Was kz more excited over the lawnmower or the fiance?

Just now, Paul852 said:

Was kz more excited over the lawnmower or the fiance?

Neither.  Hanson concert, obviously

If you didn't buy a house and a zero-turn mower, get married, and go to a Hanson concert in 2020, don't talk to me. You're just not on my level.

2 minutes ago, Kz! said:

If you didn't buy a house and a zero-turn mower, get married, and go to a Hanson concert in 2020, don't talk to me. You're just not on my level.

The Hanson sisters were still touring in 2020?  Did you have a nice time with their mom with all that room around you to stretch out?  I bet the acoustics were sick.

4 minutes ago, Kz! said:

If you didn't buy a house and a zero-turn mower, get married, and go to a Hanson concert in 2020, don't talk to me. You're just not on my level.

Soyboy has tiny eyes | Soy Boy Face / Soyjak | Know Your Meme

when did kkkz's imaginary fiancée from canada become his imaginary wife from canada? an imaginary dual-citizen baby can't be too far away!

 

 

16 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

when did kkkz's imaginary fiancée from canada become his imaginary wife from canada? an imaginary dual-citizen baby can't be too far away!

 

 

This has to be tied to the reason the Canucks just released 50 million pounds of syrup?

Remember the Olson twins?

This is them now:

Zac, Taylor and Isaac Hanson, arrive at the iHeartRadio Music Festival on Sept. 21, 2013 in Las Vegas.

Feel old yet?

4 minutes ago, Kz! said:

Remember the Olson twins?

This is them now:

Zac, Taylor and Isaac Hanson, arrive at the iHeartRadio Music Festival on Sept. 21, 2013 in Las Vegas.

Feel old yet?

Those chicks don't look strung out enough to be the Olsen's.  But I do 💗 Wanda.

Elizabeth Olsen chooses Ashley Olsen as favorite sister after Mary-Kate  forgot her birthday - New York Daily News

1 hour ago, Boogyman said:

I think you need to work on using that quote feature.

It must be hard for him to hit the quote button when his fingers are trembling from being so triggered.

1 hour ago, Paul852 said:

I missed the lawnmower joke. Can somebody give me the 411?

Remember when lyched tried to win an argument by bragging about how many vacation days he gets? It was like that except with Kmart Kz and a lawn mower he bought. He's been broken by CVON.

Napoleon is big mad they don't make a zero turn in his size. :lol: 

 

1 minute ago, Kz! said:

Napoleon is big mad they don't make a zero turn in his size. :lol: 

 

Sure they do!

John Deere 1:32 Z930M Z-Trak Mower - Walmart.com

1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

That would depend on the thing.

 

I definitely do not do scientific research on bit chute.

I do not take medical advice, for example, from something like Dr. Oz. I would talk to my doctor.

So I think Dr Oz is a licensed doctor, but in any case that raises the question of how you choose your doctor and how often you speak with him about the latest developments in not only medicine but your life

4 minutes ago, Seventy_Yard_FG said:

So I think Dr Oz is a licensed doctor, but in any case that raises the question of how you choose your doctor and how often you speak with him about the latest developments in not only medicine but your life

Would you choose Dr. Oz as a physician? Why not?

1 hour ago, we_gotta_believe said:

It must be hard for him to hit the quote button when his fingers are trembling from being so triggered.

Lol. His fingers were probably stuttering worse than a Biden speech

2 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

Nothing says not being triggered like aggressively defending not being triggered :roll: 

 

2 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

If you go back through, I actually first commented on the fact that he got a Cub Cadet instead of one of the more well regarded zero turns.  However, when I saw how much of a frenzy the usual suspects went into (and still do) on what was pretty obviously a joke to anyone with a quarter of a brain, I decided to flip it around.  Not surprisingly, it went exactly as I knew it would.  

 

Dude, don't hurt yourself over a message board. It's not worth it.

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