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15 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Most of us are at least part time remote workers.

I've seen you guys using the remote controls to lift those trash cans. Very modern.

14 hours ago, we_gotta_believe said:

We wouldn't dare try to share the road with you because we don't want to die, Tipsey Russell.

You're dead already

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19 minutes ago, lynched1 said:

I've seen you guys using the remote controls to lift those trash cans. Very modern.

You need to stop drinking and get therapy.

9 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

You need to stop drinking and get therapy.

You need to stay out the Fing way on Monday mornings. 

1 hour ago, BFit said:

It's obviously f Oprah, marry Phil and kill Oz. Any other answer is simply wrong. 

Oprah's net worth is 2.5 billion and she's 70 years old and she's super busy.  Enjoy your peasant lifestyle with that dork Phil. I bet he Fs with his clothes on. 

Oprah at least (I assume) has a V. nothing says I have to F Phil. I'd be perfectly happy with Phil's 460 million, plus I'd get tax breaks on my small business being a minority owner (after identifying as a woman). And no oz is just an added bonus. Anyway we can work fetterman into this as a 2fer?

41 minutes ago, BFit said:

Oprah at least (I assume) has a V. nothing says I have to F Phil. I'd be perfectly happy with Phil's 460 million, plus I'd get tax breaks on my small business being a minority owner (after identifying as a woman). And no oz is just an added bonus. Anyway we can work fetterman into this as a 2fer?

You're not getting married to anyone worth 9 figures without at least some solid oral skills my guy. Plus I'd rather take one from Phil than have to live with that mustachioed **** and his dumbarse fake southern gentleman persona for the rest of his days. Plus The Color Purple is a classic.

Adding in Fetterman? 

Kill: Oz.

F: Phil

Marry: Oprah.

Take blurry photos and submit them to National Geographic as proof Bigfoot exists: Fetterman

1 hour ago, DEagle7 said:

You're not getting married to anyone worth 9 figures without at least some solid oral skills my guy. Plus I'd rather take one from Phil than have to live with that mustachioed **** and his dumbarse fake southern gentleman persona for the rest of his days. Plus The Color Purple is a classic.

Adding in Fetterman? 

Kill: Oz.

F: Phil

Marry: Oprah.

Take blurry photos and submit them to National Geographic as proof Bigfoot exists: Fetterman

Ya know, FMK is supposed to be 3 hard choices, so the real question is as follows. F marry kill Oz, Phil and Fetterman...... 

7 hours ago, lynched1 said:

You need to stay out the Fing way on Monday mornings. 

Why, you plan on drinking heavily Sunday night?

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9 hours ago, BFit said:

Ya know, FMK is supposed to be 3 hard choices, so the real question is as follows. F marry kill Oz, Phil and Fetterman...... 

I think I'd still kill Oz, F Phil and marry Fetterman.  Yeah the money would be nice but Dr Phil just annoys the hell out of me. 

 

2 hours ago, we_gotta_believe said:

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What a ****


:roll: 

17 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Why, you plan on drinking heavily Sunday night?

I got work and your damn trash truck is always in the damn way. Get a move on Emilio.

Wouldn’t have been cheaper for Elon to pay the $1B penalty for backing out?

On 11/5/2022 at 1:13 PM, DEagle7 said:

Bus Driver is unlikely. The chances of Lynched both having a drivers license and being allowed within 1000 yards of a school zone seem pretty low. 

Yet I do. It's the arrogant stupidity you post I find entertaining. Rhomo.

24 minutes ago, pisceschica said:

Wouldn’t have been cheaper for Elon to pay the $1B penalty for backing out?

Yep. And he very much should have done that. Don't worry, everyone keeps assuring us that he's a genius.

1 hour ago, Dave Moss said:


:roll: 

How long before he bans that account?

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The internet really is fun sometimes

Lmao

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Gotta admit, I enjoy the Elon and Jack exchanges

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