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18 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

yeah, I feel like there are a LOT of solutions to this "problem" of some families that cannot afford a Halloween costume. 

my guess here is that the nuclear solution of killing off Halloween altogether is for whatever reason what they wanted to do, and they just came up with this as a justification. 

No doubt

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30 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

The idea that there are kids whose parents can't afford a Halloween costume breaks my heart.. but you mean to tell me those parents aren't taking out their kids for free candy? I feel like if you're creative enough you can at least improvise a costume.  Hell use an old sheet and do the ghost thing or shred it up to make a mummy.  Put them in black pants and paint black stripes on a cheap white tee.  And there are lots of cheap costumes out there.  

our kids hated the costumes. i’d grab one of those Halloween makeup kits and a six pack (for me), rush home after work, do their faces and some old clothes with fake blood on them, and out the door we went. i miss those days.

3 minutes ago, NCTANK said:

our kids hated the costumes. i’d grab one of those Halloween makeup kits and a six pack (for me), rush home after work, do their faces and some old clothes with fake blood on them, and out the door we went. i miss those days.

Yes paint their faces - those kits are cheap!  And you can always do the old reliable "punk rocker" - hairspray their hair into a mohawk or crazy style and do a bunch of makeup and crazy/mismatched outfits.  There are tons of things that can be done with just things around the house.  Put on an apron and carry a rolling pin.  Or carry a plunger and be a plumber.  So many possibilities 

37 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

The idea that there are kids whose parents can't afford a Halloween costume breaks my heart.. but you mean to tell me those parents aren't taking out their kids for free candy? I feel like if you're creative enough you can at least improvise a costume.  Hell use an old sheet and do the ghost thing or shred it up to make a mummy.  Put them in black pants and paint black stripes on a cheap white tee.  And there are lots of cheap costumes out there.  

 

6 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

Yes paint their faces - those kits are cheap!  And you can always do the old reliable "punk rocker" - hairspray their hair into a mohawk or crazy style and do a bunch of makeup and crazy/mismatched outfits.  There are tons of things that can be done with just things around the house.  Put on an apron and carry a rolling pin.  Or carry a plunger and be a plumber.  So many possibilities 

staple some empty cereal boxes to a t-shirt...hand them a butcher knife...and let them go as a cereal (serial) killer!  

6 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

Yes paint their faces 

A political scandal 30 years down the road.

Just now, The_Omega said:

A political scandal 30 years down the road.

There is no requirement you paint racist.

4 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

staple some empty cereal boxes to a t-shirt...hand them a butcher knife...and let them go as a cereal (serial) killer!  

Or a loaded weapon and they can go as Alec Baldwin!  :unsure: 

Just now, binkybink77 said:

Or a loaded weapon and they can go as Alec Baldwin!  :unsure: 

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10 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

Or a loaded weapon and they can go as Alec Baldwin!  :unsure: 

If he goes to jail, does Hilaria get deported back to Boston?

2 minutes ago, paco said:

If he goes to jail, does Hilaria get deported back to Boston?

You know my celebrity schadenfreude all too well. 

27 minutes ago, paco said:

If he goes to jail, does Hilaria get deported back to Boston?

 

25 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

You know my celebrity schadenfreude all too well. 

get a room already!

51 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

There is no requirement you paint racist.

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7 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

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Or ageist.

1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

Or ageist.

They're called jokes gramps.  Hike your skirt up, pull your manties out of your dusty, crusty, Impossible front hole, and go protest a Netflix comedy special.

1 hour ago, The_Omega said:

They're called jokes gramps.  Hike your skirt up, pull your manties out of your dusty, crusty, Impossible front hole, and go protest a Netflix comedy special.

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?

*drops dentures into glass*

'That's how it was in my day.'

pepperidge farm remembers - Imgflip

7 minutes ago, NOTW said:

He’s an equal opportunity serial killer. His refusing to murder them because they’re ghey would make him homophobic, which would be way worse than treating them like everyone else and brutally killing them.

I mean - even if he is homophobic.. well great. He’s a psychotic serial killer so I expect him to have a few unsavory traits. He’s supposed to be evil - that’s the point. If he was a gay ally would that be better? :roll: 

The next Friday the 13th is just Jason watching a Dave Chapelle Netflix special

While on a tear of S&M bloodlust that can only be described as the epitome of evil, Pinhead states that he would not have sex with Caitlyn Jenner and at one point refers to her as Bruce in the new Hellraiser

I’m literally lol’ing :roll: :roll: 

Woke-approved horror movies coming soon.

The Texas Voter Suppression Massacre

The Hills Have Unconscious Biases

Night of the Living Wage 

A Nightmare on Wall Street

 

 

New Silence of the lambs, Toaster Buffalo Bill rationalizes that a man wearing a female skin suit would be too weird, and makes a male one instead.

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