Jump to content

The Miscellaneous Liberal\PC BS\Commie Gibberish\Clown World\Lame Hunt Jokes\Corporate Virtue Signaling Thread

Featured Replies

I'm not on the left, but some here consider me so and I'm day drinking again so I'll take a stab.

No. It's indefensible. 

  • Replies 14.6k
  • Views 483.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

Just now, JohnSnowsHair said:

It's indefensible. 

this. 

1 minute ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I'm not on the left, but some here consider me so and I'm day drinking again so I'll take a stab.

No. It's indefensible. 

Will Ferrell Reaction GIF

2 minutes ago, DaEagles4Life said:

Can anyone on the left defend this? Asking seriously 

I've never seen anyone on here ever defend trans athletes competing in women's sports, except to say who gives an F about women's sports

5 minutes ago, Kz! said:

Will Ferrell Reaction GIF

I gave you a single compliment today, but I'm not in the mood to beat up a special needs kid today.

spacer.png336259e95a52d15655d5d74148d02f16.gif.7b2b7279a4022e71d86bbd16a25ea53e.gif

Trigger Me Elmo | World's First Race Detecting Toy - YouTube

GreenDecentIberianchiffchaff-max-1mb.gif

13 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I'm not on the left, but some here consider me so and I'm day drinking again so I'll take a stab.

No. It's indefensible. 

giphy.gif

19 minutes ago, DaEagles4Life said:

Can anyone on the left defend this? Asking seriously 

 

19 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I'm not on the left, but some here consider me so and I'm day drinking again so I'll take a stab.

No. It's indefensible. 

I’m not drinking yet, so let me assist…

No. It’s indefensible.

1 hour ago, paco said:

giphy.gif

it's nice to be short-timing my one job. I'm being present and helping the handoff, but there's not quite as much active dev. though this Log4j2 exploit really screwed up my weekend. 

and now we're on round 2 of that...

Of course they do. :roll: 

9 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

it's nice to be short-timing my one job. I'm being present and helping the handoff, but there's not quite as much active dev. though this Log4j2 exploit really screwed up my weekend. 

and now we're on round 2 of that...

Ve9x5RJ.jpg

2 minutes ago, Kz! said:

Of course they do. :roll: 

Elmo Fire GIFs | Tenor

7 minutes ago, paco said:

Ve9x5RJ.jpg

most of our legacy code is using log4j v1.. but a lot of the newer code, and the code that's most exposed to inputs from outside our organization, is spring-boot based which has various versions of log4j2 depending on when it was developed. was a real PIA to go through all of them and figure out if we need to rebuild or pass in system properties. of course with the 2nd exploit I think we just have to rebuild all of them. 

it's not particularly difficult work. but I don't trust my minions with stuff like this. 

18 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

it's not particularly difficult work. but I don't trust my minions with stuff like this. 

and a drunk you is a better option ? 

19 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

most of our legacy code is using log4j v1.. but a lot of the newer code, and the code that's most exposed to inputs from outside our organization, is spring-boot based which has various versions of log4j2 depending on when it was developed. was a real PIA to go through all of them and figure out if we need to rebuild or pass in system properties. of course with the 2nd exploit I think we just have to rebuild all of them. 

it's not particularly difficult work. but I don't trust my minions with stuff like this. 

When I heard of the bug I started having Y2k flashbacks.  Those were fund times.  I was 21 and on a co-op at the time and they tasked me with building the company's bug tracking system.

 

 

You are correct not to trust the minions.

 

 

Just now, Alpha_TATEr said:

and a drunk you is a better option ? 

If you are good, yes.

2 minutes ago, paco said:

 

 

 

 

If you are good, yes.

Minion Quotes Wtf. QuotesGram

30 minutes ago, paco said:

Ve9x5RJ.jpg

:roll:

32 minutes ago, paco said:

Ve9x5RJ.jpg

Nerd 

the ole printf(), the GOAT of debugging tools

7 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

Minion Quotes Wtf. QuotesGram

I've seen enough sloppy code for several lifetimes.  

 

Hell here is an example of what I mean: I'm the lead architect on our project, I have a team of programmers who are really, really good at churning out code.  They are given architecture documents and high level designs detailing the patterns they should use.  And I *STILL* have to crack the whip because they are too focused on producing working code to meet deadlines so the deviate from the guidelines given.  Often its only after I beat them over the heads for doing something against my specifications and show them what the future final state is and why I asked them to take the extra step do they get it.

 

Architects\Leads look holistically.  Developers often don't see past their nose and cause unintended issues.  

 

6 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

Nerd 

Big time.  I "hacked" my first program before I hit double digits.

Just now, paco said:

I've seen enough sloppy code for several lifetimes.  

 

Hell here is an example of what I mean: I'm the lead architect on our project, I have a team of programmers who are really, really good at churning out code.  They are given architecture documents and high level designs detailing the patterns they should use.  And I *STILL* have to crack the whip because they are too focused on producing working code to meet deadlines so the deviate from the guidelines given.  Often its only after I beat them over the heads for doing something against my specifications and show them what the future final state is and why I asked them to take the extra step do they get it.

 

Architects\Leads look holistically.  Developers often don't see past their nose and causes unintended issues.  

Big time

i'd like to kick the developers of our phone system right now, considering it's down everyday and it's year end. 

Just now, Alpha_TATEr said:

i'd like to kick the developers of our phone system right now, considering it's down everyday and it's year end. 

A little while back our company had the brilliant idea of migrating their email system to the cloud at quarter end.  Of course everything went kaput for about 2 weeks.  Partners were freaking out because they sort of need that pesky email to finish contracts so we can meet sales targets :lol: 

4 minutes ago, paco said:

I've seen enough sloppy code for several lifetimes.  

 

Hell here is an example of what I mean: I'm the lead architect on our project, I have a team of programmers who are really, really good at churning out code.  They are given architecture documents and high level designs detailing the patterns they should use.  And I *STILL* have to crack the whip because they are too focused on producing working code to meet deadlines so the deviate from the guidelines given.  Often its only after I beat them over the heads for doing something against my specifications and show them what the future final state is and why I asked them to take the extra step do they get it.

 

Architects\Leads look holistically.  Developers often don't see past their nose and causes unintended issues. 

Do you force them to pass a peer code review before any code is committed?

18 minutes ago, paco said:

A little while back our company had the brilliant idea of migrating their email system to the cloud at quarter end.  Of course everything went kaput for about 2 weeks.  Partners were freaking out because they sort of need that pesky email to finish contracts so we can meet sales targets :lol: 

seriously, our e board made the decision now so they could avoid paying more for licensing on the old system. well guess what, the down time has already surpassed the savings and it's only the 15th. 

Create an account or sign in to comment