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Our IT team is about to force a move of our Atlassian stuff up to the Cloud.  That better go without incident or there will be hell to pay.

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4 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Do you force them to pass a peer code review before any code is committed?

Yes. 
 

Problem is their peers are under the same pressure so are less likely to say "why aren’t you using the same CIM model for this interface Vs that other one”

1 minute ago, paco said:

Yes. 
 

Problem is their peers are under the same pressure so are less likely to say "why aren’t you using the same CIM model for this interface Vs that other one”

Do they have a team lead or is it your role to play tough dude?

33 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

the ole printf(), the GOAT of debugging tools

Why does a doctor know anything about printf()?

1 minute ago, Paul852 said:

Why does a doctor know anything about printf()?

The doctor of printf()

 

32 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Do they have a team lead or is it your role to play tough dude?

They do. Basically a senior coder who’s gone Native

19 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

Why does a doctor know anything about printf()?

Seriously.  Get the hello world out of here

Just now, paco said:

 

Seriously.  Get the hello worked world out of here

 

4 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

 

Yeah, I know. Auto correct. 

19 minutes ago, paco said:

Yeah, I know. Auto correct. 

That doesn't mean I won't take an opportunity to out-nerd you.

53 minutes ago, paco said:

They do. Basically a senior coder who’s gone Native

I hope you are busting that dudes’ chops. 

55 minutes ago, paco said:

Seriously.  Get the hello world out of here

Meh, it’s all bits and bytes under the clothing. 

34 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

That doesn't mean I won't take an opportunity to out-nerd you.

CVON is an infinite loop of out nerding

2 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

and a drunk you is a better option ? 

I did that work sober. Today was after spending Friday through yesterday drilling into our various apps to determine what might be exploitable and what actions we should take.

Microservices are great in many ways. But when you end up with lots of small services, some of which process data directly or indirectly from external sources and are higher risk, it becomes a laborious but exacting exercise. 

2 hours ago, paco said:

If you are good, yes.

Need to hit that Ballmer peak.

 

I can code after a beer or two. If it's a creative exercise I might even be a bit better.

Coding whole high though? Not a good idea :lol:

15 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I did that work sober. Today was after spending Friday through yesterday drilling into our various apps to determine what might be exploitable and what actions we should take.

Microservices are great in many ways. But when you end up with lots of small services, some of which process data directly or indirectly from external sources and are higher risk, it becomes a laborious but exacting exercise. 

Managing microservices can be like:

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(Norm MacDonald Voice): You know what it will perpetuate though?   MURDER! 

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15 hours ago, paco said:

Managing microservices can be like:

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It can. I haven't let it get too bad sprawl-wise, but still a lot of figuring out which app(s) are most exposed, what the right mitigation path is (system prop or full rebuild needed?), testing and deployment. None are complicated, but if I farmed it out to my team there'd be 2-3 people involved in each - when it needs to get done now, correctly end-to-end that's me. 

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4 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

It can. I haven't let it get too bad sprawl-wise, but still a lot of figuring out which app(s) are most exposed, what the right mitigation path is (system prop or full rebuild needed?), testing and deployment. None are complicated, but if I farmed it out to my team there'd be 2-3 people involved in each - when it needs to get done now, correctly end-to-end that's me. 

Thought you might like this one:

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F'n pointers

Woke mob trying to boycott\cancel Shang-Chi. 

 

Why?  Because Awkwafina  doesn't talk like an Asian stereotype, but rather speaks with a "blaccent”.  Blaccent..... or a Queens accent, which is where she was born :rolleyes:

2 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

the avengers will take care of this mob in the next phase. 

this. they're transitioning into the wokevengers...female hawkeye...she-hulk...gender fluid thor....okay, maybe i made that one up...anyway, everything's fine. 

3 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

this. they're transitioning into the wokevengers...female hawkeye...she-hulk...gender fluid thor....okay, maybe i made that one up...anyway, everything's fine. 

Already done.   Loki

1 minute ago, paco said:

Already done.   Loki

true...you know how those ass-guardians are :blush:   

 

 

2 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

true...you know how those ass-guardians are :blush:   

Adopted ass-gaurdian, born frost giant.  But he did want to bang himself :lol:

 

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