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Things you got suspended for on EMB over the years

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2 hours ago, NCTANK said:

i’ll give you a quarter to stfu

That would be his biggest paycheck to date

15 hours ago, paco said:

... My real name is Mike.

Wait. That doesn't sound Mexican at all! :angry:

I feel jipped. This board was supposed to be a rich cultural experience for me.

2 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Wait. That doesn't sound Mexican at all! :angry:

I feel jipped. This board was supposed to be a rich cultural experience for me.

Go eat a quart of diarrhea 

Do people really measure diarrhea?

1 minute ago, olsilverhair said:

Go eat a quart of diarrhea 

I think you mean litre. Also, it's a liquid so you don't really eat it.

What you meant to say was:

Go drink a litre of diarrhoea.

On 6/15/2022 at 10:53 AM, NCTANK said:

we used to raid the falcons board regularly back in the day. those guys were sensitive.

:roll:

The Ron Mexico era was gold

20 minutes ago, 4for4EaglesNest said:

Remember those inbreds would drink beer out of a parking cone?  I went to a huge tailgate there in 2004 with the whole purpose was for us all to walk right into their tailgate.  Which we did.  They did nothing.  I remember "drop it like it's hot" was a big song then.  Because it was being played all day all over the parking lot.  

bunch of losers. we did the same thing in 2003, but they never showed up. :roll: we ended up partying with the skins fans there after putting up the 30ft eagles flag and cooking cheese steaks. actually had a great time there. it was the sunday night game when westbrook got hurt. we sat behind the skins bench and yelled at trotter to come back from the dark side. 

 

20 minutes ago, 4for4EaglesNest said:

Was that the pepper spray game?   Because I was at that game too.  It was early in the season and hot as hell.   During the time stoppage, Bobby Taylor came over to our corner by the EZ and high fived a bunch of fans.  Including my buddies because I was too busy taking pictures for them.  I was hammered time at that game and almost got booted for being obnoxious because we smoked the Skins.  If that’s the same game.  

i believe this was towards the end of the season and westbrook ended up missing the playoffs. 

 

edit -yep, it was on 12/23/03 - actually a saturday night game. 

Whatever kids, now back on topic please.

1 hour ago, GA4M said:

Whatever kids, now back on topic please.

What's the topic?

Your tiny wanker or your affinity for Peruvian busboys?

1) Outing a mod (2-week suspension)

2) Logging on with a clone account (same day --> 4-week suspension)

3) Logging on with another clone account (also the same day --> permanent ban from the old EMB)

On 8/10/2022 at 7:17 PM, paco said:

My real name is Mike.

Sure it is, Miguel

3 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

2) Logging on with a clone account 

3) Logging on with another clone account

this was against the rules? :unsure:

Just now, Arthur Jackson said:

this was against the rules? :unsure:

When you're suspended, yes.

 

I need to make me a clone.

:lol: exactly what happened to Eagleshreader. 

3) Logging on with another clone account (also the same day --> permanent ban from the old EMB)

45 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

When you're suspended, yes.

 

whew

33 minutes ago, GA4M said:

I need to make me a clone.

Can you make your new one a little more Robert Morley and a less Stephen Fry?

3 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

whew

Where do you think you are?  Extremeskins?  They'll boot you for "quoting too much text"

9 minutes ago, paco said:

Where do you think you are?  Extremeskins?  They'll boot you for "quoting too much text"

thin skinned over there? :lol:

 

 

 

:mellow2: sorry

45 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

thin skinned over there? :lol:

 

 

 

:mellow2: sorry

Extremely 

On 6/13/2022 at 7:41 PM, hputenis said:

I have somehow never been suspended.  OP - it is ridiculous that you were suspended for that.  You should have been rewarded.  

You’re stupid

4 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

You’re stupid

*Your

8 minutes ago, Peter_Schmuck said:

*Your

I assume you're stupid, and probably a clone of bobeph or hpenis, bow before me and I will forgive you, buttsniff

@Procus - fight the power ! 

 

 

 

 

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